Ttte Rosie X Emily - Tumblr Posts

Emily: *Having a mental breakdown*

Castle: What's her deal?

Mavis: Emily is the only person in the class that actually studies and she still doesn't get the material.

Emily: *Slams her head against the desk.*

Ryan: Should we?

Thomas: Don't bother, I've tried before.

Percy: Me too.

Rosie: *Silently stares at Emily.*

Emily: *Sobbing* I-I can't f-fucking d-do this any-more... I-I j-just can't....

Rosie: *Goes up to Emily and gives her a hug*

Emily: Thanks babe, you're the best....

Mavis: Sorry to interrupt. But Sir Topham Hatt just got yeeted out of a window and now there's a GIANT hole in it! How the hell are we going to pay for that!?!

Thomas: Well, we don't. The window just turns back to normal once we answer the next ask. Sir Topham Hatt will be back in the next ask as well.

Mavis: What the fuck is an ask???

Thomas: No clue.

Thomas: Where's Emily?

Rosie: I told her to stay home today.

Percy: Thats... *Makes eye contact with Thomas.*

Thomas: Rosie what's in your backpack?

Rosie: *Cocks gun* Magazines.

Thomas: What kind of magazines are they-?

Rosie: Keep on speaking and I am going to shoot your friend Percy.

Percy: Thomas what the hell?!?

Thomas: Okay, I'll just shut up...

Emily: *Snoring in class with her head on Rosie's shoulder*

Thomas: Yo they gay AF.

Percy: Thomas don't-

Thomas: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

Rosie: *Cocks shotgun*

Thomas: THEY'RE GAY-

*Rosie shoots Thomas*

Percy: GODDAMNIT HE DIED AGAIN!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Thomas: Whattup?

Percy: So Rosie and Emily are definitely going to prom.

Thomas: Not surprised there.

Percy: Somehow found a date.

Thomas: Your kidding.

Percy: No joke, and apparently Daisy is going.

Thomas: Does Daisy even go to this school?

Percy: Like hell if I know.

Thomas: How the hell did you even get a date anyway? You don't even like girls or boys.

Percy: Well, Daisy was suppose to go to prom with Ryan and Mavis but the both of them were busy. So, she asked me if I could be her "date".

Thomas: Wait, Daisy has two bitches?

Percy: Yeah?

Thomas: .......What.....

Thomas: So who's gonna die first today?

Ryan: I got money on Mavis, She was irritated earlier.

Gordon: My money's on James.

Percy: fifty bucks on Thomas.

Thomas: Hey!

Sir Topham Hatt: Guys, it does not pain me in the slightest to say Rosie died of a heart attack last night.

Whole class: ........

Thomas: Did not expect that.

*Ugly sobbing can be heard in the room*

Thomas: Ah great, that Emily is bawling her eyes out...

Percy: How the hell did Rosie even die of a heart attack anyways????

Sir Topham Hatt: The cause was unknown. It was very sudden and unexpected. May Rosie rest in peace.

Whole class except for Emily: Maybe.....No....

Ryan: Alright well enjoy prom you guys.

Sir Topham Hatt: You were saying? Cause you guys have a fifty page book report due the day after.

Everyone in class: WHAT!?

*Gun shot*

Rosie: Surprise motha fucka.

The class: WAIT, YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!?!?!!?

Rosie: Say goodbye fat bitch.

*Rosie then shoots Sir Topham Hatt in the chest*

Rosie: Now who's going prom with me?

*Everybody in the classroom starts cheering as Emily runs towards Rosie and hugs her tightly*

Rosie: The "heart attack" that I had was a fake-out.

Conner: Alright class I hope y'all studied for today's test.

Emily: *Visibly stressing*

Rosie: *Hugs Emily*

Thomas: Y'all can't chill with the public displays of affection?

Conner: You got a problem with her being gay?

Thomas: *Slams his backpack to the floor* THAT IS A ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SENTENCE! *Storms out* What is everyone's deal with assuming crap like that!?

Percy: Ngl it is kinda annoying at times.

Thomas: EXACTLY!!!! *Disappears*

Percy: Thomas really needs to chill. Like seriously, does this dude have some pent up anger or something?

Douglas: Aye. Considering the test is about to start. I canne blame him. (Forgive me if I suck at Scottish Accents)

Pre rap

Rosie: Who am I fighting- *Sees Marklin oh you gotta be kidding me.* Marklin: Bout time Rosie. Emily: Wait you can talk?

Marklin: Always could. Just don't because of her.

Rosie: Marklin don't bring that up.

Marklin: All's far in love and war, and babe this is both.

Diesel: You don't mean-

Rosie: Meet my ex.

I-

WASLKJFGDFGBOUERGIBSIOWBVO-HUH???????

MARKLIN CAN TALK?????? ROSIE AND MARKLIN WERE EXES?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!??!!?

Emily: Diesel mind if I DJ this rap? Diesel: Hey support your girlfriend, DJ like the world is ending!

Marklin: *Whips out pistol* We're throwing down like we used to Rosie. Rosie: *Cocks gun* Just how I like it!

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Marklin: You wont say that, we go way back! Let's pause playback turn back that old weary clock! *Gunshot*

Rosie: Think you slick yeah? We left way then, restart play back. Sharp shooter coming in hot! *Gunshot* Marklin: Late nights the mood was just right, when we were together and we rocked on come on! *Gunshot* Rosie: Left for a reason you kept on cheating on my trust and took my honest on come on! *Gunshot*

Marklin: We rapped shot any threat found ourselves winning bets now I'm left wondering where it all went wrong! *Gunshot*

Rosie: Knew you weren't shit I'm the one who was cooking all those assholes who ever tried to hurt you come on! *Gunshot* Marklin: You left me behind in the past now you know I'm done with all of that crap! *Gunshot*

Rosie: Don't try to flip the story we both know you couldn't hold yourself stable you know! *Gunshot*

Marklin: Rapping one day on the block I heard you come from behind and now I'm on the floor! Leave me shock came from nowhere no reason for! *Reloads*

Rosie: Done with bullshit you lit that fire in me after hitting on you know who! Marklin: Been throwing down with hundreds others just to find you now just listen or else your gonna go a join your brothers! Rosie: Your gonna enter dangerous waters stop right there or you'll be slaughtered, keep pushing and you'll end up six feet under! Marklin: Babe take a chill pill you know your paranoid, all those gunshots you've been firing have filled your brain with noise! Rosie: That's what you said back then god I'm reliving it again! You pushed me to my limits and gun fire was what then hit! Stop this now! *Reloads*

Marklin: Pip was just a friend I knew from back in the works you need to learn to chill or else we were done baby!

Rosie: Spill more and you'll be scared, you'll never be prepared for whatever's gonna happen with your faced lined up within my cross hairs! *Gunshot*

Marklin: It doesn't have to be the end we can get back together! I'm the only one who loves you once a merc work alone or folks get hurt! *Gunshot* Rosie: Bring my past back to me think your gonna go scot free? Thought you'd have learned by now man this is it! *Gunshot* Diesel: Who won! Who's next! YOU DECIDE! Emily: Geez, that's alot. Rosie: All this fire gonna kill someone at this rate.

O-Okay... Is it safe to come out now?...

Phew...

And the winner of this rap battle is....

🎤✨ROSIE✨🎤

Sorry Marklin Engine, Rosie has already moved on.

Conner: You did not hold back kid.

Rosie: I'm not taking Marklin's bullshit.

Conner: I don't blame you, hey if you and Emily go up against each other, you holding back or going all out?

Rosie: You love putting me in tough spits don't you.

Conner: Your my kid I can do what I want.

Rosie: Well, you're my dad so I can do what I want.

Connor: Ha! You still got that spirit in you after all! I love you Rosie.

Rosie: I love you dad. 😊

Diesel 10: Alright listen up, the current round of winners will continue going up against each other, winner fights me.

Diesel: And where does that leave me?

Diesel 10: Your joining the loses.

Emily: Can-

Splatter: Don't say a fucking word or I'll blow your head off.

Rosie: Do that and I'll fucking kill you!

Diesel 10: Brave words for someone without a weapon. *Whips out Rosie's gun *

Rosie: What-

Diesel 10: Ha! Such big words for cowardly engines! Once my plan is over, I'll be the new ruler of SODOR!!!!

Percy: World domination? Such an original idea....

Diesel 10: Splodge. Go and grab him.

Percy: Try to find me first idiots! *Instantly vanishes*

Splatter: Where did he go????

Dodge: Whatever, we gotta find him. Boss will kill us if we don't!

*Splatter and Dodge then start running, trying to find Percy*

Percy: *Slides to a stop outside a train station* Splodge: Got you now! Percy: You guys think your a match for me? Splatter: *whips out gun*

Percy: Woah! Put the gun down! We can settle this easy.

Dodge: And how? Percy: *pulls out mic* Rap.

Splatter: No we don't rap.

Marklin From the top of the street light: I can.

Percy: How long have you been there?

Marklin: Diesel 10 hired me, so I kept a eye on you. *cocks gun* I don't wanna have to use this, so one rap battle. You win, you go free and I don't work for D10, I win and BLAM THIS PEACEFUL RAP!

Percy: Wait, you can talk?

Marklin Engine: Yeah? The only reason why I didn't was because of Rosie. I used to date her until she broke up with me and went with that Emily instead...

Percy: Dude, get couple counseling. It's not that hard....

Percy: *Looks at me-Wait what?* Listen, you better not use the stupid wheel thing or else everything is going to fall into chaos.

*Dude, of course not! If I did, Diesel 10 would take over this blog*

Percy: Good.

Den: I don't get why we have to hold her hostage.

Diesel 10: So Rosie doesn't make any stupid moves.

Emily: Can I please rest my arms?

Dart: You hold them high!

Diesel 10: Why the fuck wouldn't she be able to put her arms down? She can't do anything without you blowing her head off idiots!

Dart: Sorry boss!

Diesel 10: Alright now I got to decide the next rappers. Someone make sure they're all still locked up.

Norman: Yes sir.

Diesel 10: *Turns towards Emily* And you. This will be your new home until your "girlfriend" comes and saves you. I'm love to see you rot in darkness.

Emily: First off. Don't call Rosie my "girlfriend". She's absolutely amazing and second. You might wanna check what's happening.

Diesel 10: What?-

*Dart, Den and Norman all get hit in the head by a frying pan*

Diesel 10: for the next rap battle, I brought a special guest.

Molly: Hello Emily.

Emily: MOM!? Rosie: Wha- I'm not gonna even begin to unpack how the works.

Me: Look I couldn't think of anyone else who'd work so shut up.

Emily: What are you doing here? Molly: Stopping this nonsense with Rosie, I will not have my daughter date someone who can't protect you! Look at yourself right now! Rosie: Hell nah! I ain't letting this happen!

Molly: You even want to think about getting my approval, then you gotta prove yourself!

Rosie: Try me crazy lady!

Molly: Well you're not any better!

Emily: Guys! Don't fight!

Rosie: That's it! *Pulls out her gun* We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Molly: You think you can threaten me with a good time? *Pulls out her frying pan* Well, I'm afraid to disappoint you darling.

Emily: Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod-

Rosie: Bring it on!

Molly: Lose and your never dating MT daughter again!

Rosie: How are you gonna make me?

Molly: Can't date without a soul!

Rosie: What?

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Molly: Here's some advice Better think it over twice baby!

Rosie: Say your goodbyes you know I'm not playing nice baby!

Molly: No place to run or hide cause I'm fighting dirty!

Rosie: No need to run or hide cause I k ow I'm worthy!

Molly: Sing it loud, to the crowd. Or else I'ma put you in the ground!

Rosie: Singing loud, for my crowd! You know that I'm gonna stand my ground!

Molly: Think you can beat me? Girl you judt inde ain't no way you leave alive. I ain't telling no lie girl you bout to fucking die, and once this battle over I'ma make your soul mine!

Rosie: Think you can beat me? Feel it within me I'mma leave this place alive! I ain't telling no lies won't even have to fucking try, cause once this battle over Emily gonna be mine!

Molly: Here's some advice Better think it over twice baby!

Rosie: Say your goodbyes you know I'm not playing nice baby!

Molly: No place to run or hide cause I'm fighting dirty!

Rosie: No need to run or hide cause I k ow I'm worthy!

Molly: Sing it loud, to the crowd. Or else I'ma put you in the ground!

Rosie: Singing loud, for my crowd! You know that I'm gonna stand my ground!

Emily: I think it's not amazing how you call me your baby then turn around and hold me back controlling who I'm dating!

Molly: yo girl is misbehaving, she must think that I'm playing! After I whoop that ass I better not hear no complaining!

Emily: Tired of this arguing keeping it blunt, come on won't you listen?

Molly and Rosie: Yeah?

Emily: Rosie please stop!

Rosie: Babe your mother looking down on me, like I'm just a runt! So, nah. Girl I won't hold back I'm mad and I'm on the hunt, UH!

Molly: Think you can beat me? Girl you judt inde ain't no way you leave alive. I ain't telling no lie girl you bout to fucking die, and once this battle over I'ma make your soul mine!

Rosie: Think you can beat me? Feel it within me I'mma leave this place alive! I ain't telling no lies won't even have to fucking try, cause once this battle over Emily gonna be mine!

Molly: Here's some advice Better think it over twice baby!

Rosie: Say your goodbyes you know I'm not playing nice baby!

Molly: No place to run or hide cause I'm fighting dirty!

Rosie: No need to run or hide cause I know I'm worthy!

Molly: Sing it loud, to the crowd. Or else I'ma put you in the ground!

Rosie: Singing loud, for my crowd! You know that I'm gonna stand my ground!

Emily: Babe I'm glad to finally make you mine! Yeah, your eyes are my sunlight, oh! Hold me tight, make me feel so right! Soarin', our love is takin' flight!

Rosie: Oh, my girl, my love is everlasting!

Emily: Everlasting!

Rosie: After this fight it's movie night!

Emily: My love, you got this, bet that on my life!

Molly: Here's some advice Better think it over twice baby!

Rosie: Say your goodbyes you know I'm not playing nice baby!

Molly: Sing it loud, to the crowd. Or else I'ma put you in the ground!

Rosie: Singing loud, for my crowd! You know that I'm gonna stand my ground!

Molly: RAN OUTTA STRIKES YOU'LL BE BURIED HERE TONIGHT BABY!

Rosie: MY COURAGE RISES I'D LIKE RO SEE YOU TRY BABY!

Molly: DON'T BACK DOWN FROM THE FIGHT I'MA LEAVE YA HURTIN!

Rosie: WON'T BACK DOWN FROM THIS FIGHT IMA LEAVE YA HURTIN! *Cocks gun*

Molly: Though you trained, it's in vain! Cause you stepped right in my domain!

Rosie: Unrestrained, I refrain! Adrenaline flowing through my veins! *Shoots Molly's mic out of her hands without hurting her*

Molly: ..... Man, FUCK you bitch! Stupid ass kids and stupid rap battles and shit! Fuck you! *Storms off*

Rosie: Babe you didn't tell me your mom was a sore ass loser and shit.

Diesel: Who won!? WOO!

Rosie: I'm not even gonna question how she was gonna steal my soul WHAT A RUSH!

And the deserving winner of this rap battle is...

✨🎤ROSIE🎤✨

Now you two ladies go crazy! (Or not)

Diesel 10: *Grabs Oliver by the claw and chokes him*

Diesel 10: God. Effing damn it. Well played you little shits! But this is war! And in war, PEOPLE DIE! Diesels! Get ready to attack! *Cocks gun* Sorry Emily no prom for you next year! Haha!

*Suddenly Marklin kicks D10 back and throws Emily in the air as Rosie catches her and Marklin shoots a diesel*

Diesel 10: WHAT!? I thought you got destroyed!

Marklin: I'm back baby!

Rosie: Marklin what the hell are you doing!?

Marklin: Saving your bacon!

Diesel 10: Traitor!

Marklin: Freelancers have no loyalty!

Rosie: This ends now!

Diesel 10: Oh really?

Emily: Yeah!

Rosie: DROP A BEAT MARKLIN!

*Wait, wait, wait. Marklin. I thought I banned you from the story! How are you even here?*

Marklin Engine: It's just a secret that you'll never know. *Turns towards Diesel 10* It's time to bring out the guns.

Marklin: *Begins shooting at attacking diesels from across the speaker gun fire ringing in the air**

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Diesel 10: Go on slaughter men like cattle with your merc it doesn't mean squat! This is your first crazy battle you're about to lose a whole lot!

Rosie: Didn't count on Marklin busting caps but hey I'm glad he made it! Even up the playing field to rap so hard your pride gets faded!

Diesel 10: Think you got the rhymes to claim a victory? You might think your lines are pretty strong but no one here is strong as me!

Rosie: Man your history guess you haven't noticed this fights two-on-one! Got my girlfriend in my arms-

Rosie and Emily: Give up man we can't be out done!

Diesel 10: Wow your singing lines together what a game changer twice the chance to fail!

Rosie: We're in sync come on do better all your burns are getting really stale!

Diesel 10: Are we actually gonna fight now not even trying this ain't worth my best!

Rosie: Come on take your best shot right now me and my girlfriend can pass any test!

Diesel 10: You don't understand the kinda a stress this type of job gives ya, hate to break to ya kids but you know that I'm gonna out live ya!

Rosie: Just trying to date my girlfriend is deadlier than any diesel! The second I think I can breath again I'm firing bullets at another lackey!

Diesel 10: Kid your gonna die, you should know this now! One damn mess up gonna kill! One by one I'ma wipe you all out leaving nothing but a blood trail!

Rosie: Least everyone on my crew, looks not near the same easy to know, who's a passerby and a threat to you anyone could be your greatest foe!

Diesel 10: That's the part that makes me stress out all the shunters look the same, not even half them deserve a name gotta keep my power!

Rosie: Well man, you got your own problems but that ain't my business, saving all our friends is the only thing I got for wishes, everyone from all around the gym bout to strike from everywhere!

All three: Going for the golden win, fighting till the end yeah!

Rosie: I'll be real that sounds like misery but we both know you just ain't gonna beat me!

Diesel 10: You both no this aint the end of the story we know I'll destroy you just like a piece of rock hard candy!

Emily: Honestly man feel bad for you bro, but after all this blood, war, and death it kinda makes it hard you know?

Diesel 10: Oh do you really think I give a shit? No one here is gonna play fair! Steamies gonna die left and right! Feeling all the heat in the air!

Rosie: Bro you gotta learn to take the L, we gonna keep rapping fuck you bitch! I'm always on point so you that, I ain't gonna slip!

Diesel 10: Come now kid, that's so weak, I'm not gonna give up like some soft freak, second I see an easy mark your vision going dark!

All: Nothing to do we stuck in a stalemate, keeping up with you is just a game, anyone fails other prevails and millions are dead!

Emily: Can't give up now!

Rosie: Gotta end with something, sitting in here stranded! Think we're gonna end this, on the worst ending?

Diesel 10: Face it kid you've lost it no easy out! Shooting ain't gonna fix your problem now!

Rosie: Shut up bitch song is ending! We just won and we ain't pretending!

*After rap*

Diesel 10: DAMN IT! FUCK IT YOUR STILL GONNA DIE!

Rosie: What!? But we won!

Diesel 10: AND I LIED!

Marklin: Hell nah! You cooked! *Tries to shoot but gun is out of amo* Shit!

Rosie: Marklin, Emily, get everyone out and blow up the entrance to the gym, I'm settling this here and now! *Grabs gun*

Emily: No!

Rosie: Go!

Marklin: Got it!

Emily: Babe I-

Rosie: JUST GO!!!! JUST GO!!!!

*Emily sighs as she quickly leads everybody out of the gym as Rosie and Marklin start shooting at Diesel 10. Bullets are flying everywhere as many things are being shot at left and right*

Emily: Jesus, this is getting crazy! I just hope Rosie and Marklin are okay....

Emily: *Tackle hugs Rosie* YES YOUR ALIVE!

Rosie: Of course I am!

Molly: Fine, you can date my daughter.

Rosie: HA!!!!! TAKE THAT OLD HAG!!!!!

Oliver and Edward in the background: .....

Oliver: They're a nice couple aren't they?

Edward: Yeah. Too bad that Molly got in the way of their relationship.

Oliver: Also, how are things with Toby?

Edward: Pretty good! When I came back after we fought Diesel 10, he was practically panicking if I got hurt.

Oliver: You're lucky to have someone who cares for you.

Edward: Well, thanks! *Moment of silence*

Oliver: Ummm, hey. Are you good?

Emily: Okay so while they rebuild the school over the summer, now we can have that movie night.

Rosie: I compeletly forgot about that!

Thomas: Mind if I join? Rosie: Really Thomas?

Thomas: Hey everyone just dipped after all that and I legit forgot the way to the sheds with how much destruction is everywhere.

Thomas: Like. The sheds were absolutely trashed. Even more than the times when James crashed into them.

Emily: You know, I thought that James crashed into them again when you mentioned that.

Rosie: James the Shed Destroyer.

Sir Topham Hatt: Alright new school year new reasons to fucking hate myself, Thomas quit doing bunny ears, Rosie put the saftey on that gun, and Emily wake up I'm gonna take attendence, Ryan! Ryan: Here! STH: Daisy! Daisy: Present! STH: My will to live? Everyone: .....

Sir Topham Hatt: Somebody please kill me.

Rosie: *Loads her gun* Sure thing sir!

Emily: Wait Rosie, don't shoot him! I think he was joking-

Rosie: Too late.

*Sir Topham Hatt is lying on the floor, completely dead*

Thomas: Great. Now we need a new teacher. Also, where did Edward go?!!?

Percy: To the Captain Underpants universe.

Thomas: WHAT!??!?

Percy: I think he went there to find new meaning in life again.

Thomas: Isn't the Captain Underpants universe more chaotic than our universe?

Percy: Eh, whatever. It is what it is.