Thomas: Whattup?

Thomas: Whattup?

Percy: So Rosie and Emily are definitely going to prom.

Thomas: Not surprised there.

Percy: Somehow found a date.

Thomas: Your kidding.

Percy: No joke, and apparently Daisy is going.

Thomas: Does Daisy even go to this school?

Percy: Like hell if I know.

Thomas: How the hell did you even get a date anyway? You don't even like girls or boys.

Percy: Well, Daisy was suppose to go to prom with Ryan and Mavis but the both of them were busy. So, she asked me if I could be her "date".

Thomas: Wait, Daisy has two bitches?

Percy: Yeah?

Thomas: .......What.....

Conner: Alright so we all know theres more water on earth than land-

Ryan: Wrong!

Conner: How so?

Ryan: There's more land under the water.

Connor: Actually, you're correct.

Ryan: Finally! A teacher with braincells!

Thomas on Prom night hopping on Xbox with the boys: Ryan! You down for Halo?

Ryan: Bet! Then we gotta load up Minecraft.

*One hour later in a relaxing Minecraft world.*

Ryan: Hey Thomas?

Thomas: Yeah what's up?

Ryan: I don't know if it's just me, but maybe we made a mistake not going to prom.

Thomas: What you talking about?

Ryan: Sure the school is chaotic as hell, but some of my funniest memories are from there. I've laughed harder than I have anywhere else, we've seen a fucking love story bloom between the quiet kid and the stressed kid, and we declared the school an entirely new fucking country. So while we have the chance, lets make some more memories.

Thomas: I mean...

Ryan: It's not too late.

Thomas: Alright get a suit on and I'll meet you outside school in thirty minutes.

Ryan: Bet, talk soon.

Thomas: See you there bro!

*At the prom*

Percy: Wait...Is that....THOMAS AND RYAN!?!?

Thomas: Hey Percy! What's up bro?

Ryan: We came here to make some more chaotic memories!

Percy: Well, that's good to know. By the way, the food here is fucking delicious.

Thomas: Damn really? Shotgun for the cupcakes!

Ryan: Not if I get there first!

Conner: Now, does anyone have any questions?

Phillip: Yes actually, what is THAT?

*Giants closet locked with chains*

Conner: Dont worry about it, kay?

Phillip: But I wanna know! 🥺

Connor: If you dare to open that, you're gonna die. Okay?

Phillip: I-I'll be g-good....

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Duck: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane by buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Hiro: Oh, well. I wrote you a haiku.

Duck, already crying: YOu DiD???? 😭😭😭😭

Conner: Can anyone tell me the answer to this problem on the board?

Mavis: 52!

Conner: And that's why it's important to study class.

Mavis: Thanks.... Wait-

Percy: HA!!!! GOT HER!!!!

*The class then starts laughing at Mavis*

Rosie: *Looks at Mavis* Wanna be emo with me?