Edward: Well Fuck You I'm Your Subsitute Cause Sir Topham Hatt Quit After Prom.

Edward: Well fuck you I'm your subsitute cause sir Topham Hatt quit after prom.

Ryan: Feels god to be back.

Rosie: Anyone wanna get shot to celebrate?

Everyone: ....

Rosie: Come on, I'm the quiet kid I can make that joke.

Edward: Rosie, nobody wants to get shot.

Rosie: Awww....

Thomas: Anyways. Hey Edward. Why did you quit your job?

Edward: Because it was shitty.

Thomas: Oh. Relatable.

Duck's man: So let me get this straight, Thomas managed to get all the students to over throw the teachers while using the lunch tables as barriers and custom made weapons out of school supplies like a war, used people crawling through the vents to take over the principals office, and declared the school a separate country?

Edward: Yes.

Duck's man: I am this close to withdrawing funding from your school.

Edward: What-I-Uh-EHH?!?!?!?

Hiro: This school is an absolute disaster, I'm doing a favor for all of you.

Edward: Well, what about my fucking money???? My job???? MY LIFE?????

Hiro: You can just get a new job.

Edward: .....Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Well, continue what you're doing. I'm quitting this shithole of a job.

Conner: Now, does anyone have any questions?

Phillip: Yes actually, what is THAT?

*Giants closet locked with chains*

Conner: Dont worry about it, kay?

Phillip: But I wanna know! 🥺

Connor: If you dare to open that, you're gonna die. Okay?

Phillip: I-I'll be g-good....

Sir Topham Hatt: Hello assholes, I'm back because Hank has been arrested for arming Phillip with a rocket launcher.

Thomas: Yo! I'm back.

Sir Topham Hatt: Your also late!

Thomas: Fuck. You.

Percy: Wait, what?!!? Bro, how!??!

Sir Topham Hatt: Don't know but I hope you little shits learn a thing or two.

Thomas: Hey Percival! Did you miss me?

Percy: Not really.

Thomas: Bruh....

Thomas: Duck!

Hiro's man: Huh?

Thomas: No way your shutting down the school!

Hiro's man: Tough luck, it's happening.

Thomas: You realize we could get by without you, our class is that crazy, so which would you rather have: Us in the school without supervision? Or actually keep it running?

James: Guys there's an easy way to settle this: We have a literally dj, the most legendary way to celebrate Prom would be a dance battle!

Thomas: Not a bad idea, I win the school stays open.

Duck: If you lose. The school will be shut down.

Thomas: Deal?

Duck: *Smirking* Deal.

Diesel: *Djing at the prom*

Thomas and Ryan: Percy what is up!

Percy: Yeah so Duck is shutting down the school.

Ryan: What!?

Thomas: Where the fuck is he?

Percy: He should be over the snack table.

Thomas: I am going to have a word with him. And I mean that seriously, not gonna kill him.

*Thomas then walks over to the snack table*

Thomas: Hey Duck. Why the FUCK are you trying to shut down the school!??!?

Duck: Because this school is an absolute mess. It isn't suitable in the Great Western Way!

Thomas: Can you shut up about the Great Asshole Way for one second?!?

*Duck then points a gun at Thomas*

Thomas: Oh shit...