Part 2:

part 2:

Nia: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...  Kana: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

shhshshs she saw kana get into a fight with Felipe and Frederica (my au take on those aeg sodor cup special twins) won and caused property damage in less than 5 seconds-

Kyle: I think I need a hug...  Stanley: Good thing I'm hug shaped!  *45 minutes later*  Kyle: You... you can let go now.  Stanley: No, I absolutely cannot.

Kyle, Stanley saw your burned remains and blamed himself and was blamed for decades he thought he was hallucinating when he saw you again after having his mind erased, thankfully Kyle took it in stride they both got happy tears-

Stanley: Show me Pennsylvania. 

Kana: I don’t know Canadian geography.

she’s just messing with the little engines Stanley doesn’t even know much about the states he got immediately overseas which is true for his irl basis so that’s pretty neat, i low key think they’ll get along

Bonus:

Duke: I’m allergic to death. (That’s is so fitting for canon I’m wheezing despite my au he and the remaining msr gang go to the Skarloey Kyle (in the lucky lamp) though I feel like this also fits him but my dude was pulling so many strings-)

Okay first: Kana, you are a hyper gremlin and I also have no idea how Nia is even attracted to you.

Second: Proteus, Stanley literally cried when he saw that you were actually okay. Just let the dude hug you as tight as possible.

Third: We have our engine idiots who don't know what geography is all about.

Finally: Goddamn Duke, I think Lady loves you a bit too much. 😂😂😂😂

something is clear, on Sodor, there is no television and no cºndºn3s 🫠

(For what you don't know, the dialogue in the frame says "I want more children")

Nah Mr. Percival what in the everlasting fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

Let your goddamn wife live in peace you absolute hoe/jk.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 299:

Edward: Hey Thomas, care to explain how you got thrown out of a window?

Thomas: Well I was bored and I decided that poking Toby's face would be fun.

Edward: Thomas, you know he's my fucking husband.

Thomas: Right! Right! Sorry. And I guess he got annoyed because he just picked me up and yeeted me out of his room.

Thomas: ....Are you going do something about this or no?.....

Edward: Oh! It's fine Thomas!

*Edward then points at the caption below*

The caption: You only have five minutes to live.

Thomas: Uhhh...Okay....So are you going to tell this to the rest of our friends?....

Edward: Don't worry about it son.

*Edward then walks away as the caption below reads: May the universe have mercy on you*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 303:

Person: What is your gender? Are you a guy?

Percy: Well yes. But actually, no.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 302:

Phillip: Is it pronounced "gif" or "jif"?

BoCo: It's-

Dodge: GIF!!!!!

BoCo: >:(

BoCo: As I was saying it's-

Mavis: JIF!!!!! JIF!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Splatter: No, no. You know what happens? I'm telling you. It's back to this. When you skip 3rd grade and 4th grade and the teachers don't want you there-

Daisy: Oh my god....

Splatter: And they just send you to middle school: You CAN'T FUCKING PRONOUNCE!!!!!

Diesel: It's an acronym....

Diesel: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Diesel: *Grabs Splatter by his shirt collar* IT'S G.I.F!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts laughing their asses off as Splatter begins to panic*

Splatter: W-What are the options!?!!?

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Slowly getting back into the fandom after watching JBS and I need some more engines on my dash!