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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 4:

Splatter: Me and Dodge are very best friends that-

Dodge: Finish each other sentences.

Splatter: Can you shut up.

-Toby and Gordon were both crying when they heard their own songs.

Thomas: *Is looking at Toby and Gordon* Should we comfort them? I feel like it's a bit too emotional.

Edward: Nah, Thomas my boy. You know how these two function. Let them show their emotions properly for once.

Toby and Gordon: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- Multiple characters had to redo their lines because their voices kept on cracking.

-Somebody told the forbidden Gorilla joke to Edward 10 times and Edward started rolling on the ground and banging on the floor. In fact, he banged on the floor so hard that he actually broke his wrist.

-Everybody spent the day laughing at James when he wore the bee costume. Especially Thomas, who was on the ground and actually peed his pants.

-Toby and Edward were kissing on a set once and Percy noticed. The end result was comedy gold.

Percy: Hey dad? Where's Phillip? The production crew said that they needed him to- What the?.....

Toby: *Is covered with kisses on his face* Uh, this is awkward. Percy, it's-

Edward: It's exactly what it looks like.

Toby: EDWARD!!!!

-There were too many times where Edward kept on swearing whenever he messed up. There was even a whole ass video about it on YouTube. Charlie Sand posted that one as a joke and he almost got put on a tombstone by an angry and grumpy Edward.

-Henrietta lost it when she heard Toby screaming in "Hasty Hannah" when he was going down the hill.

-Toby: Henrietta, I thought that you weren't going to laugh at me while I was going down the hill with Hannah.....Why?...... I feel betrayed.....

Henrietta: Sorry my dear, but it was too hilarious to not to.

-Henry falling into the lake headfirst wasn't supposed to happen in the episode but the writers kept it anyways because Henry spitting out the water was funny.

-In the scene of TATMR, where Toby is giggling at Diesel 10 and Splodge when they got stuck, Edward came out of nowhere and picked Toby onto his shoulder and started running off the set.

- Thomas straight up said "FUCK YOU" to Diesel 10 when he fell off of the bridge and into the barge.

-Edward slapped James in the face when James was supposed to give Edward his iconic smug expression.

-Toby literally messed up his lines 15 times when Phillip accidently called him "Dad" on set.

I am thinking about actor au where the engines themselves are filming the Thomas & Friends tv show. Specifically the blooper reel of engines messing up or forgetting their lines, coming to a stop too late and completely passing through the shot, giggling uncontrollably at something it takes about 11 tries before they can finish the scene, pulling faces in the background, Stanley popping up in scenes he's not meant to,

Diesel 10 watching the battles: enjoy your singing while you can steamies, you'll be laughing on the other side of your boilers soon.

Splatter: Oh, yes boss! We'll show these steamies what diesels can really do...

Dodge: Umm, you mean: What diesels are really made out of?

Splatter: Wait, wasn't BoCo in this competition?

Dodge: Yeah! Of course! You're an idiot!

Splatter: No, you're an idiot!

Diesel 10: SHUT YOUR PIEHOLES OR ELSE I'M SENDING THE BOTH OF YOU TO THE SCRAPYARD!!!! GOT IT???? SPLODGE?!?

Splatter: Ermm, actually boss. It's Splatter.

Dodge: And Dodge.

Diesel 10: *Gives the two of them a death stare*

Splatter and Dodge: W-We'll b-be g-good...

Pre rap:

Donald: Alright lets go!

*Crash*

Emily: Did anyone hear that?

Thomas: Eye, probably someone tryna get in the school, but I baracaded the front door.

Donald: Why!?

Thomas: ...

Donald: Yeah that's a stupid question.

*Outside*

Splatter and Dodge: *Trying to break open the door* Come on! Open Sesame!

Splatter and Dodge: ....OPEN UP!!!!!!

Diesel 10: Ugh!!!! You guys are utterly USELESS!!!!! LEAVE THIS TO ME!!!!

*Diesel 10 then backs away before charging to the door with all of his might and ends up crashing into it*

Who throwing dow- *Crash* HOLY SHIT!?

Diesel 10: No one fucking move!

Splodge: *Hold guns up to Emily as she throws her hands in the air*

Diesel 10: Listen up, I'm running the show now! Y'all are gonna keep rapping! Whoever wins goes free and everyone else dies!

Emily: What? But we're basically done with the round. How is that going to work?

Diesel 10: Oh, if you guys want to beat me. You're gonna have to rap against ME!!!!

*Everybody gasps*

*Just then, Diesel comes back with his stuff*

Diesel: Hey guys, I'm backkk...... What the fuck just happened?...

Diesel 10: Ah! Diesel! I was hoping that you'll be assisting me and Splodge!

Splatter: Ummm. boss. It's-

Diesel 10: *Gives Splatter a death stare*

Diesel: *Smacks lip* Hell no, I'm joining the steamies. You just basically crashed into my competition without my permission!

Diesel 10: Alright listen up, the current round of winners will continue going up against each other, winner fights me.

Diesel: And where does that leave me?

Diesel 10: Your joining the loses.

Emily: Can-

Splatter: Don't say a fucking word or I'll blow your head off.

Rosie: Do that and I'll fucking kill you!

Diesel 10: Brave words for someone without a weapon. *Whips out Rosie's gun *

Rosie: What-

Diesel 10: Ha! Such big words for cowardly engines! Once my plan is over, I'll be the new ruler of SODOR!!!!

Percy: World domination? Such an original idea....

Diesel 10: Splodge. Go and grab him.

Percy: Try to find me first idiots! *Instantly vanishes*

Splatter: Where did he go????

Dodge: Whatever, we gotta find him. Boss will kill us if we don't!

*Splatter and Dodge then start running, trying to find Percy*

Percy: *Slides to a stop outside a train station* Splodge: Got you now! Percy: You guys think your a match for me? Splatter: *whips out gun*

Percy: Woah! Put the gun down! We can settle this easy.

Dodge: And how? Percy: *pulls out mic* Rap.

Splatter: No we don't rap.

Marklin From the top of the street light: I can.

Percy: How long have you been there?

Marklin: Diesel 10 hired me, so I kept a eye on you. *cocks gun* I don't wanna have to use this, so one rap battle. You win, you go free and I don't work for D10, I win and BLAM THIS PEACEFUL RAP!

Percy: Wait, you can talk?

Marklin Engine: Yeah? The only reason why I didn't was because of Rosie. I used to date her until she broke up with me and went with that Emily instead...

Percy: Dude, get couple counseling. It's not that hard....

Percy: *Looks at me-Wait what?* Listen, you better not use the stupid wheel thing or else everything is going to fall into chaos.

*Dude, of course not! If I did, Diesel 10 would take over this blog*

Percy: Good.

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GO! Marklin: You roll the dice, I got you in my sights, I'm cold as ice I'm feeling really nice, yeah! Percy: I'll roll the dice, lives are on the line, we throwing down and soon you'll realize yeah! Marklin: Lets ride my flow is so fly! My bark is as my bite my bars will own the night lets go! Percy: Lets jam a rat-a-tat blam! You think you step to Percy you know who I am come on! Marklin: Let's ride, the moon in the sky, it's cute you just tried but you are losing this fight, lets go!

Percy: I run the line you know I got the beat you ain't good for anything but herding sheep, let's go! Marklin: You're always so dramatic but you flow like asthmatic and my semi automatic is gonna make this night traumatic see? Percy: Feel it in the air throwing raps without care and my raps and claps are gonna make you regret this see!

Marklin: You're always so dramatic but you flow like asthmatic and my semi automatic is gonna make this night traumatic see?

Percy: Same lyrics less effect ain't no one losing yet rocking out now by the roundhouse make you seem like you not loud! Marklin: Sorry to say that you won't make it to the day cause I work while you just play and I'm done with playing nice, yeah!

Percy: Man just move on you know Percy is the bomb put your tail between your legs and beg to be where you belong!

Marklin: You sad crying boy go back to playing with your toys cause when Marklin bring the noise there's a bang then you're destroyed. Percy: I've seen what turns blue, taken shits bigger than you! And your gun fire can't compare to the years I've spent around here!

Marklin: You're always so dramatic but you flow like asthmatic and my semi automatic is gonna make this night traumatic see?

Percy: You're so dramatic but you flow like asthamtic and I just turned your lyrics back on ya see?

Splodge: Who won? You decide!

(Okay. Just to be clear. I am NOT going to use the wheel thing because of the consequences that will happen if Marklin unintentionally wins. I do not want a massive diesel with a mechanic claw taking over my account.)

And with that out of way, the winner of the this rap battle is....

✨🎤PERCY🎤✨

Splatter: What??!?! No fair!!!!

*Oh, and for you, Dodge and Marklin. Meet the block glock*

Dodge: WAIT-

*Splatter, Dodge and Marklin are all removed from the story*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 302:

Phillip: Is it pronounced "gif" or "jif"?

BoCo: It's-

Dodge: GIF!!!!!

BoCo: >:(

BoCo: As I was saying it's-

Mavis: JIF!!!!! JIF!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Splatter: No, no. You know what happens? I'm telling you. It's back to this. When you skip 3rd grade and 4th grade and the teachers don't want you there-

Daisy: Oh my god....

Splatter: And they just send you to middle school: You CAN'T FUCKING PRONOUNCE!!!!!

Diesel: It's an acronym....

Diesel: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Diesel: *Grabs Splatter by his shirt collar* IT'S G.I.F!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts laughing their asses off as Splatter begins to panic*

Splatter: W-What are the options!?!!?

TTTE headcanon story I had.

Splatter and Dodge were just every other BR Class 08 shunters just dimwitted and idiotic. One day they discovered that they’re being replaced and are soon to be scrapped like the other diesels. Realizing that Sodor might be their only hope for survival, they fled that night without getting caught. They eventually proved to the other engines that they were useful and had learnt from their past mistakes.

I like that head cannon. I wish we did get to see Splatter and Dodge again after Tatmr, I hope their alright.

*More end Knight with the diesels*

D10: When I said "Sleep with the fishes" that didn't mean to SLEEP WITH THE FISHES YOU IMBECILE!

Dennis: Shut up your the NPC no one bothers talking too!

D10: *1d4 VM damage* Uh- people may not talk too me, but you saying that shows I'm important enough to be remembered!

Dennis: Only because your the first boss in a speed run!

D10: *1d4 VM damage* OH MY GO-

Splatter: Do we have be here now? I think it's a bit repetitive...

Dodge: Yeah bro, let's just... Leave...

*Splatter and Dodge then quietly despawn*

Traintober: Day 3 "Twins"

"Oh hell, more twins!"

[Vicarstown Goods Yard]

Algernoon surveyed the new arrivals with distain.

“Oh hell, more twins!” Algernoon grumbled.

The two diesel shunters stared at him, then looked at eachother.

“Dodge when were you gonna tell me we were twins?” One said. “Its news to me I thought we were cousins-” Dodge replied. “Isn’t there a song associated with that?” The other one ventured.

Algernoon's face fell, and whatever he had for blood began to boil.

“Oh my god they’re as stupid as they are ugly.” He groaned.

The purple one, known as Splatter, looked over at Algernoon, “You wanna talk about ugliness-look at those bags under your eyes!” he guffawed.

Dodge joined his laughter, albeit more shortly, and finished with “Looks like you could use some sleep, big guy!”

"I sleep just fine. . . “ Algernoon muttered.

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Sprites and Backgrounds by Princess Muffins.

I took the first day to plan and work on some stuff.