Incorrect Ttte Quotes 315:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 315:

*Edward is casually doing his business when CM/Swap Edward walks up to him in a very ominous matter and whispers something into his ear*

CM/Swap Edward: July 25, 2030.

*CM/Swap Edward then suddenly disappears into thin air*

Edward: What the hell was that? Ah whatever, probably nothing important.

*July 25, 2030*

Edward, walking down the stairs: *Yawns* Jesus, what a boring day. Hope that something exciting hapPENS- *Falls down the stairs*

*Sounds of Edward cursing can be heard all throughout Sodor*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 309:

The fandom: Why are you gay?

Edward: Who says I'm gay?

The fandom: ......You are gay.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 324:

*Spencer is sleeping when Gordon walks up to him*

Gordon: Spencer?..... Spencer? SPENCER!!!!!!

Spencer: *Gets waken up* Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich! 😏

*Gordon then grabs Spencer by the neck*

Gordon: GO BACK TO SLEEP AND STARVE.

Stupid Ttte Memes That I Made Yesterday (Also, Thanks For 122 Followers I Love You Guys):

Gordon: run this by me one more time

Percy: ok so I was walking

Gordon: Ok

Percy: walking down the road late at night when it’s dangerous

Gordon: ok

Percy: and this guy shows up looking all dangerous and stuff

Gordon: oh, oh dear

Percy: so before he could get the jump on me, I got the jump on him!

Gordon: ….. Percy with all due respect. WTF

Percy: What? My fight or flight kicked in

Gordon: No why did you call me to pick you up from the police station??

Percy: I…. Don’t have an answer for that

Gordon: Percy.....

Percy: Okay fine. They arrested me because of aggravated assault.

Gordon: Sometimes I think the fandom's version of you is rather off. Considering that you can be a menace sometimes.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 311 Gold-dust599 Edition:

*MC Edward and @gold-dust599's Edward are standing outside in front of a nuked Tidmouth Sheds. MC Gordon is looking at the two in absolute anger*

MC Gordon: For the love of Lady and everybody else, WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE STOP NUKING TIDMOUTH SHEDS FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!?!?!? I SWEAR, YOU GREMLINS ARE GOING TO BE THE END OF ME!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

MC Gordon: If neither of you are going to admit who did it, I am going to lost my mind and kill everything that I see....

*MC Gordon then leaves as the two Edwards look at each other in confusion*

@gold-dust599's Edward: Okay, I'll admit it. I did end up nuking the sheds while I was trying to make pasta....

MC Edward: What? Seriously? That's actually even worse than what I did.

@gold-dust599's Edward: And what's that?

MC Edward: I was trying to flip an egg only for the frying pan to suddenly break and have the base hit Henry's face. Wait shit that rhymed.

@gold-dust599's Edward: Which Henry?

MC Edward: Your Henry......

*@gold-dust599's Henry screams in the distance in absolute agony as the two Eds watch in silence*