Incorrect Ttte Quotes 339:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 339:

Percy, holding out a freshly baked cookie for Henrietta: Hey mom. This one is shaped like a heart, just like how I feel about you! 😊

Henrietta: *Is trying not to cry*

Percy, holding another cookie for Mavis: Yo Mav, this cookie is shaped like a skull, just like how I feel about you.

Mavis: Noice Perc!

Percy, holding out another cookie for Pluto: And this one is shaped like a question mark, just like how I feel about you.

Pluto: WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!??

Percy, holding out another cookie for Phillip: This one is just an unreadable mess, just like how I feel about you.

Phillip: ???????? Unreadable mess???? But I'm not a book!!!!!

Rosie: *Grips a support pole on the bridge and grabs Thomas's hand and they make a hand chain.* Okay! Is everyone okay?

Edward: Rosie the Bridge is tilted to a SIDE.

Whiff: Yeah like 45 degrees!

Rosie: Okay everyone try their best to stand up! It should be possible.

Thomas: *His Mic suddenly falls out of his pocket* aw shit no!

Edward: *Catches Mic* You still have this?

Thomas: I always carry it with me!

Edward: You're not fucking Boyfriend from FNF!!!!! YOU'RE AROACE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!

Thomas: WELL I LIKE RAPPING SO WHATEVER!!!!!

Whiff: CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP ARGUING AND TRY TO THINK OF AN IDEA TO GET US UP?!?!?

Rosie: Uhhh.... Guys?.... We might have a visitor....

*A mysterious engine is shown looming over the four*

The gang coming to the suspension bridge

Whiff: Does anyone hear that?

*Tank fires*

Edward: SHIIIIIII-

*Explosion*

Thomas: *Grips the cables of the suspension bridge after being sent flying before being shot down with a sniper* AH SHIT!

Edward: THOMAS!!!!!! *Quickly grabs Thomas' arm to make sure that he doesn't fall*

Rosie: What the heck was that?!??!

Whiff: Oh boy, it's not looking good.....

*The suspension bridge then suddenly tilt downwards before everybody and the bridge are rapidly falling to the river below*

The gang: *EXTREMELY LOUD BFDI SCREAM*

Henry: ok so what are doing?

Percy: helping the Vicar with his fruit bat problem!

Henry: and why couldn’t Edward help?

Percy: Something about, cooking lessons??

MEANWHILE ELSE WHERE

RW James: Ok s-so we’re making meatloaf! Missing like, most of the ingredients because nobody is eating t-that shit.

MC Edward: huh???

My Edward (Railway Workers): THANK GOD! I was just gonna ask about that.

My James: Y-yeah I’m kinda a picky eater, so is Eddie (gestures to my Edward) so we’re just making a meat loaf c-covered in bread a-and m-mustard. Oh and salt and pepper.

My Edward: actually can we not use much pepper? I’d rather it not be spicy.

My James: oh! Yes! Spicy meat is gross actually.

MC Edward: Why the fuck am I here

MC Edward: like, $20 to the fool who shoots me right now (gets ignored)

BACK AT THE ORCHARD

Henry: Okay, but why am I here??

Percy: ….. I can’t carry the ladders. And when I asked Gordon he laughed.

Henry: wait hold on, how did you get me roped into this again?

Percy: I screamed until you agreed.

Henry: Shit. Ok but honestly how are we gonna get rid of the bats?

Percy: Well-

Henry: without hurting the trees, causing property damage or putting me into the hospital.

Percy: …. Fun sucker.

Henry: I’m being careful. You? You’re a lose cannon

Percy: I’m taking that as a compliment!

Henry: you really shouldn’t (gets ignored)

Percy: besides! *Whips out an auto shotgun and pumps an empty shell* I have a few ideas

Henry: PERCY NO—!

*Back at the kitchen*

MC Edward: Okay seriously, WHO THE FUCK EATS MEATLOAF COVERED IN BREAD, MUSTARD, SALT AND PEPPER!?!??? I know I'm shit at cooking but at least I'M NOT EATING STUPID COMBINATIONS OF FOOD!!!!!!

RW Edward: I'm a picky eater! I have a list of banned foods that I will never buy!

*Seriously man? YOU call yourself a "picky eater"?*

RW James: W-Wait, why is t-there a random v-oice t-alking right now?

*I'm the fucking narrator bitch. AND the owner of the blog who makes all of the incorrect ttte quotes*

RW Edward: Well, yeah!

*Listen, I'M a picky eater myself but at least I'm working on it and I started eating more foods than when I was younger! Also, no single picky eater eats shit like you!*

MC Edward: Hey! Can you please shoot me?!?

*Why the hell would I do that????*

MC Edward: I'll give you $20 dollars if you do it!

*You mean, $20 non-existent dollars?*

MC Edward: ....Ah son of bitch-

*Anyways, back to the orchard. Henry is standing there in absolute shock-Wait, that wasn't in the script.... Hold up, what the fuck happened when I was gone?*

*And where did all of the bats go-*

*Oh*

*OH*

*OH MY FUCKING GOD PERCY-*

Ryan: $20 for wrong answers only.

James: Okay!

Ryan: The snack that smiles back!

James: Toothpaste!

Henry while laughing: What?

Thomas: Like a good neighbor!

James: Stay over there!

Gordon: *Weeze*

Percy: It's the start!

James: Of Mountain dew!

Henry: Pffft oh my lady.

Textbook: You mean, oh my man?

Thomas: Omg the creator appeared!

Percy: To chug jug with us.

Gordon: *Trying not to laugh* Percy, I believe that's a bit outdated.

James: Your food or your siblings?

Gordon: .......

Gordon: Okay, I had enough.

Textbook: Of Chris McLean Stans-

Gordon: OKAY STOP WITH THE GAME-

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 336 Engine Swap Edition:

CM/Swap Edward: I'm Edward with a "d"

Engine Swap! Eddie: And I'm Eddie with an "e"! I'm a dance major! 😉

CM/Swap Edward: And I'm not. 😐

Engine Swap! Eddie: *Starts dancing* 5, 6, 7, 8! Do, do, do, do, do, do!

Engine Swap! Eddie: *Spins around* 7, 8 turn! And tur-

Engine Swap! Eddie: *Looks at CM/Swap Edward* Why didn't you turn?

CM/Swap Edward: 'Cuz we never agreed to do this! 😤

Engine Swap! Eddie: You said this was going to be cool!

CM/Swap Edward: No one said this was going to be cool.

Engine Swap! Eddie: Now I'm embarrassed. 😠

CM/Swap Edward: NOW you're embarrassed???? 😕

Engine Swap! Eddie: *Stomps his feet on the ground like an angry kid* YES!!!! BECAUSE IT'S IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!

CM/Swap Edward: *Walks away* You should wake up embarrassed.