Incorrect Ttte Quotes 355:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 355:

Phillip: Hey Pluto. I just have one question.

Pluto: What is it Phillip?

Phillip: What color is an orange?

Pluto: Phillip, you bonehead. Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon :D

Idk if you've done this before

Stanley (RWS): *walks up to the mirror*

Stanley (RWS): "hi welcome to chillies"

Nope. But that is a poggers quote. Thanks for the suggestion!

(Also @baldwin-10-12-d it was you isn't it)

Percy: *Bursts out of Ryan's Locker* Ryan: Gah! Dude how do you keep getting in here? Percy: Doesn't matter! I just realized the Mousakatool is the most powerful item in all of fiction. Ryan: The what? Percy: This:

Ryan: A flying mouse head? Percy: A extremly powerful mouse head. Ryan: Explain.

Percy: On top of being a flying device with a near infinite storage capactity, within the cannon lore of micky mouse club house-

Ryan: That is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear.

Percy: The Mouskatool gives you four items tailored to events that have yet to happen with such specifity you can't figure it out until it happens.

Ryan: meaning it has the ability to plan ahead for catastrophic events.

Percy: Correct. And it has a 100 percent sucess rate in the show, and that doesn't even count the Mystery mouskatool, which is a wild card item that will adapt to things in real time.

Ryan: Which means?

Percy: In theory depending on what the future holds, it could give you items to kill GODS.

Ryan: Oh dear lord.

Percy: But don't worry. I'm not using it to kill Lady.

Ryan: Oh thank goodness-

Percy: I'm using it to kill Postman Pat in Man vs Train because that evil motherfucker killed Thomas and took over hell.

Ryan: Wait whut-

*Down in hell*

Demon Postman Pat: ........Why do I feel unsafe now?.....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 354 Captain Underpants Edition Again Because I Can:

Edward: Why are you two here in my office?

George: I don't know. We were supposed to write about last year's Halloween and what we did.

Harold: But, I think we give some of the teachers panic attacks when they saw our paper. Especially Jerry, I don't think he looks that good.

*Jerry Citizen is on the ground hyperventilating while Edith (Not Edith Anthrope) is trying to calm him down*

Edward: Let me guess, it was about the inflatable monsters that you created.

George: What?!? No! It was a normal experience about us and the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S going treat-or-tricking! *Gives the paper to Edward* Here look!

Edward, reading the paper: " I had a grat tim when I was chick-a-cret. Jessica had lost a maup on har fass."

Edward: .... Isn't that just "I had a great time when I was trick-or-treating. Jessica had lots of makeup on her face"?

Harold: Wait, you can read our handwriting?!?

Edward: Yeah?... Because my handwriting sucks as well. Back at my universe, I wrote my name and showed to the Fat Controller. And he ended up boggled out of his mind because apparently my "d"s look like "g"s instead.

George: So he said your name as Egwarg..... Oh.....

Me: Textbook, Wake up. I sent the rap battle ask hours ago. No rush, just checking in.

Textbook: Oh sorry! I already saw it. It's just that yesterday I volunteered at a rec center and it was tiring. Adding to that I had my Chinese lesson at 8-9 pm so I was really fucking tired then. I'll answer now. Sorry. :(

Ryan: *Vibing on top of the school roof.*

Thomas: You know one of us is still it from a game of tag years ago.

Ryan: .....Way to fuck me up at 7:00 am

Thomas: And the bad news is.... You're still it.

Ryan: .....

Thomas: COME AND GET ME SUCKA!!!!!!!

*Thomas then sprints off to the distance*