Thomas: Today, I'm Going To Be Trying An Entire Bag Of The Sourest Candy Known To All Mankind!

Thomas: Today, I'm going to be trying an entire bag of the sourest candy known to all mankind!

Thomas: *eats just one*

Thomas: *Entire face just shrivels up*

Thomas: EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Ttte Halloween Headcanons: (1-12)

🎃How to Scare The Steam Team Without Traumatizing Them 🎃:

Thomas: Play extremely romantic or SPICY songs in his room, shed or any place where he normally hangs out in. He might joke about segg or romance and thinks it's funny but absolutely hates it when people start to become TOO comfortable with each other and start doing... Things that I can't name because I'm a minor. Baby by Justin Bieber would make him scream for Satan to take him out of his misery.

Edward: Second hardest person to scare in Halloween. One, he can surprisingly handle extremely dark topics. (I mean, he's a punk. What do you expect). Two, due to his insomnia giving him nightmares. Regular horror just seems like comedy to him. But, Edward does have one weakness: Sonrisas from Unicorn Wars. Has watched the film, loves it except for the parts where Sonrisas is in. In his words: Why the fuck does that orange bitch smiles in EVERY SCENE THAT HE'S IN??? A Sonrisas mask should do the trick.

Henry: Maybe dress up as Jason Voorhees and chase him around with an axe. Or cut some of his trees. (Although that last one would probably have you screaming your head off with an angry Henry ready to kick your ass)

Gordon: Get Bill and Ben roped in with your scheme and have them completely trash his room, shed or his express coaches! Gordon's face will be white as flour when he sees what you have done!

James: Fill his entire makeup collection with butter, nutella, egg yolk and anything else that is NOT makeup and put it back to her drawer. They will be screaming in less than 3 minutes when they're putting on their eyeshadow. Bonus points if you fuck up his clothes as well!

Percy: Number 1 hardest person to scare. Literally everybody has tried scaring him. But nothing seems to work on them! The only thing that would be closest to "scaring Percy" is Urbanspook. But even then, Percy looks more disgusted than frightened.

Toby: Literally any slasher movie, no matter how cheesy it is. Genuinely becomes horrified whenever a character dies even if they deserved it. His friends have no idea how easily spooked he can be. Not even Henry!

Duck: Just do anything that isn't the Great Western way. It's that easy.

Donald and Douglas: Throw a grim reaper costume onto a drone. Wait for the two to come and unleash the drone onto the two of them!!!! Chase them back to Scotland!!! To the moon!!!! To HEAVEN!!!!!!

Oliver: Send the mushiest Valentine's Day card to him. Go wild! Write it like you're simping for this man!!!!! (Unfortunately for Ollie, he is asexual)

Emily: Make the most disgusting Boba Tea with the most despicable ingredients that you can think of. Once you're done, just give it to her! Her reaction will be priceless.

Edward: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Henry: do you hear something?

Percy: is that a siren?

Thomas: Wait. Oh. OH NO

Henry: *Realizes* OH NO!

Percy: ????

Edward: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS——-

Edward kicks open the door it hits the floor with a loud thud

Edward: ITS HALLOWEEN Baby! Wahooooo!!!

Edward runs off

Percy grumpy: ITS OCTOBER 10th! 😡

Thomas: it’s the 8th actually

Henry: …..

Percy: sidbrhsk WHATEVER MAN!

A wild Edward can be heard laughing in the background

IT'S TIME TO GET SPOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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