Therapist: CM/Swap Edward's Eyes Designs Aren't Real. They Can't Hurt You.

Therapist: CM/Swap Edward's eyes designs aren't real. They can't hurt you.

CM/Swap Edward's eyes:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 399:

Alice: So, do you think I should be called "Al" as a nickname? Like how "Ed" is a nickname of Edward?

Toby: Oh! I think it's a great idea sweetie! Sure!

*Percy is in the distance wearing the cursed Sonrisas that he got on Ebay*

Percy: Hehe, this is going to be fun. >:)

*Percy then walks up to Alice and taps her shoulder. As soon as she turns around, she gets welcomed by the damned Sonrisas mask that Percy is wearing*

Alice: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!?!?!?!?

Toby: Percy!!!! Don't do that!!!!!

Alice: Fuck this, I had enough. I had fucking enough. *Grabs a knife*

Percy: Wait hold up Edward, I can explain-

*Percy screams like a child while Alice is chasing them, trying to stab them. All the while Toby is trying catch up to the two*

Percy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!! I'M GONNAA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Alice: HOW DO I STAB YOU?!?! YOU'RE SO QUICK FOR NO REASON!!!!!! LET ME STAB YOU-

Toby: NO EDDIE!!!!!! YOU DON'T STAB MY SON AT ALL!!!!!!!!

Percy: Y'all ever wonder why we don't get any new asks from Trainguy23 anymore?

*Five feet away a funeral is being held for the account because the school district has blocked Tumblr*

Well Percy, that's your answer....

RIP Trainguy23, that was a poggers account. 😞😞😞😞😞😞

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 401:

*In the shunting yard, Oliva, Dana and Donella were talking to each other when Douce walked towards them*

Douce, holding a card: Hey Ollie! Leuk at this card thon Bill give tae me! A'm pretty sure it's another ane o his stupid pranks!

Oliva: Let me see.

Oliva, reading out the card: "YOU'RE ONE HOT DADDY"

Donella: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Oliva, opening it up: "Will you marry me? Signed, Douglas"

Donella: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Glass shatters in the distance as Douce has an exasperated expression on her face. She tried to say something, anything in fact to prove to Oliva that she was always a straight ally. But all that came out was:*

Douce: B-b-b-bubba-bobba-hob-hobba-hobba-wah-wah.....

Donella: Douggie, DOUGGIE?!?! ARE YOU THERE?!?!?

Dana: OH MY GOD CONGRATS YOU TWO!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO START PLANNING FOR YOUR WEDDING!!!!!

Oliva: DUCK NO-

*The diesel works Playing DND*

Diesel 10: I said, SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon, you are the worst bard I have ever met!

Dennis: Shut up you look like someone who drops common loot!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 Vicious mockery damage* ....I am the garsh done evil king you take that back!

Dennis: I'll take it back and give it to your mother!

Diesel 10: Don't bring my mother into this!

Dennis: She looks like someone who only drops bones!

Diesel 19: *Physically recoils taking 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- son of a bitch!

Den: U-U-Uhhh. S-Should w-we s-stop t-this g-game?...

Daisy: Oh yeah. We probably should. I mean, nobody wants to see an ugly fight between a ghost and an illegal diesel with a claw.

Diesel 10: DAISY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Dennis: I bet that she could sent you crying after 5 seconds!

Diesel 10: *Takes damage in real life* FUCKING BITCH-

Happy 40th Anniversary Ttte!

Have some pictures of the og Steam Team! (I love these little sillies so much)