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found this meme format and my ttte-wired brain wouldnt shut up until i did something for it so. have this.

note that some of these are based on Vibes™️ and what i perceive of some of these silly lil guys lol

Edward: Alright here we go! *Whips out machine gun.*

Diesel 10: Make another move and I'll shoot Emily myself!

Edward: How's that gonna work when I could shoot you first?

Diesel 10: Did I fail to mention I had a sniper locked on her the moment I heard about this tournament?

Oliver: Damn it!

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Go!

Edward: No! This battle just got real from here aught to be rough sailing, starting screaming loud enough to send the diesels packing!

Oliver: feel the tension in the air didn't expect to end like this, gonna improvise and rap like this till the final hour!

Edward: putting in the work we keep jamming tryna keep our calm right now, diesels keep the pressure rising we're about to flip the script!

Oliver: Gonna try and figure this out keep our heads all calm in clear, throw it down right on the ground make em all live in fear!

Edward: They're on borrowed time, time to screw them up!

Oliver: Ain't nobody, who can keep up!

Edward: If it gets worse we'll call for backup!

Oliver: Better figure this out quick now!

Edward: Putting this into perspective!

Oliver: I already get the big picture!

Edward: We throw this rap, this islands in a lot of crap!

Oliver: We'll save the day, just keep-

Both: up the rap!

*Gym goes completely dark*

Edward: Guess every single note dark won't slow me down at all, diesels can play dirty but I got my friends with me keeping me on beat WE'RE GONNA SCREAM!

Oliver: Guess every single note dark won't slow me down at all, diesels can play dirty but I got my friends with me keeping me on beat WE'RE GONNA SCREAM!

Edward: Come on follow my footsteps, ain't no one gonna stop me!

Oliver: Better make em give up, this ain't gon end well NO MATTER WHAT!

*Lights on!*

Edward: lights back on feeling blinding, come on now speed up!

Oliver: Lights back on feeling blinding, come on now speed up!

Edward: They ain't gonna crush us first we know that we can overrun them!

Oliver: Those damn cowards do their worse there's so many tough fights I've lived through.

Edward: Ain't no one who can keep up, with us!

Oliver: They'll never get formal they'll never have my trust!

Edward: Follow my lead we've done it this whole rap, we can fight em!

Both: We can push through our limits rock this whole damn school!

Edward: Feel the tension in the air we try to ease off the pressure, other railway never coming in to save us, we'll have to clutch up!

Oliver: Feel the tension in the air we try to ease off the pressure, other railway never coming in to save us, we'll have to clutch up!!

Edward: Heat hotter than a fire,steam and smoke fly through the air, got the power of a iron horse we're near the end!

Oliver: Home stretch in our sights, just gotta survive to live to fight, Ain't nothing they can pull to make me, throw this whole damn rap!

Edward: All the eyes are on our backs, keep up with me Oliver just like all those years back!

Oliver: Those times on the run gave me the stuff I need, rapping running doesn't matter I can keep up all my speed!

Edward: Might need some help, we'll go hunt em down!

Oliver: Send a message to Percy, he'll find em now!

Edward: Hitting these beats we'll wait for him!

Oliver: This rap never throw an insult!

Edward: Fine with that man, this is better!

Oliver: Raking diesels down together!

Edward: *Whips out gun* One last verse before I pull a big move!

Oliver: What hold up man, don't do it dude!

Edward: *Shoots ceiling sprinkler setting it off*

Oliver: What... Was that the meant to do?

Edward: you'll see later.

https://youtu.be/O6-T1jxYPRw?si=R7gxr_ebASpj0JGg

*Suddenly, everything is thrown into chaos as something crashes into the wall. Edward quickly takes this opportunity to shoot Dennis and Norman, knocking the both of them down*

Oliver: What was that?!? Also, did you shoot Dennis and Norman!?!?

Edward: There's no time for chatter! You go and deal with the sniper while I deal with the rest of the diesels!

???: Right with you Eddie boy!

Oliver: Wait, who was that?!

Edward: Great! You're just in time!

*The figure is none other than Hank!*

Oliver: Oh! Another steamie! Man, it's nice to see another friendly face!

Hank: Hey! How ya doing? The name's Hank and I'm here to take down the diesels!

Edward: Oh crap, the diesels are surrounding us!

*The camera then cuts to the three surrounded by various diesels*

Oliver: I'm going to help Emily! I'll be right back!

*Oliver is then see running through the diesels and successfully dodges them. Edward and Hank are back to back while they face their foes*

Hank: Ya ready for this?

Edward: *Smirks* I'm always ready.

(I always have this feeling that the other diesels don’t like Dennis because he brings shame to them)

Honestly, I feel that many of the engines on Sodor would not be big on Dennis due to his slothful nature. They would most likely feel that he just slows down any work being done due to not doing anything. I do feel some would have pity on him, but most just are annoyed by him, especially if they are paired up with him for a task. That’s why Norman makes more appearances than Dennis, because, while Norman has engine issues, he at least tries. Hell even Derek tried harder than Dennis did, and Derek’s engine is in terrible shape.

(Btw, I personally don’t hate Dennis, but can see why the engines on Sodor wouldn’t like him. No one likes a slacker)

(Even the wiki on Dennis says that he isn’t popular. It says, “As a result of his laziness, he is very unpopular with other engines,”. I have the screenshot to prove it.)

So, what I’m saying is your right, he is not popular among the diesels, or any of the engines for that matter.

*The diesel works Playing DND*

Diesel 10: I said, SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon, you are the worst bard I have ever met!

Dennis: Shut up you look like someone who drops common loot!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 Vicious mockery damage* ....I am the garsh done evil king you take that back!

Dennis: I'll take it back and give it to your mother!

Diesel 10: Don't bring my mother into this!

Dennis: She looks like someone who only drops bones!

Diesel 19: *Physically recoils taking 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- son of a bitch!

Den: U-U-Uhhh. S-Should w-we s-stop t-this g-game?...

Daisy: Oh yeah. We probably should. I mean, nobody wants to see an ugly fight between a ghost and an illegal diesel with a claw.

Diesel 10: DAISY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Dennis: I bet that she could sent you crying after 5 seconds!

Diesel 10: *Takes damage in real life* FUCKING BITCH-

*Second diesel works DND night*

Diesel 10: When I said take the goblins out I didn't mean ON A DATE!

Dennis: Shut up your not even worth the XP!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage, Condition: Flabbergasted* Uh- bu- buti'mabbeg?

Dennis: A bbeg in the TUTORIAL FIGHT!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage*

Diesel: Is he going to explode?

Salty: Well, I hope that he doesn't matey! I mean, that's even worse than the time I fought a group of sea krakens!

Phillip: Can I go home?....

*Everybody instantly start laughing and snorting as Diesel 10 has an expression of dismay*

Mavis: Okay, now look what you guys have done....

Diesel: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

BoCo: I think inviting Phillip to the Dieselworks was a bad idea....

*Third dnd night at the diesel works*

D10: When I said to make some deals with the devil that didn't include SEALING IT WITH A KISS YOU DUMB BARD!

Dennis: Shut up any loot you have will put me into debt if I sell it!

D10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- *Brain calculations* Wait that one doesnt make any sense. For you to go into debt for selling my stuff... that means you would have to pay someone... To- OH WAI- *takes 1d4 realization damage*

Dart: Why are we even doing this?....

Arry: Ah, you're just a pussy. It's fun to see them argue.

Bert: Yeah, ah agree. Fifty bucks on Dennis to tell Ten that he gets no bitches.

*More end Knight with the diesels*

D10: When I said "Sleep with the fishes" that didn't mean to SLEEP WITH THE FISHES YOU IMBECILE!

Dennis: Shut up your the NPC no one bothers talking too!

D10: *1d4 VM damage* Uh- people may not talk too me, but you saying that shows I'm important enough to be remembered!

Dennis: Only because your the first boss in a speed run!

D10: *1d4 VM damage* OH MY GO-

Splatter: Do we have be here now? I think it's a bit repetitive...

Dodge: Yeah bro, let's just... Leave...

*Splatter and Dodge then quietly despawn*

*Dnd night y'all*

D10: I said to execute order 66. NOT 69!

Dennis: Shut up I bet you take physic damage when you look in a mirror!

D10: *3d6 vicious mockery damage* ACK- The mama evil king says I'm beautiful!

Dennis: You're built like a skipable cutscene!

D10: *4d6 vicious mockery* Oh my god!

Dennis: The towns people-

D10 on the floor: AH AH STOP STOP! I YIELD I YIELD I YIELD!

Dennis: ...Hey guess what?

D10: What?

Dennis: CHICKEN BUUUUTTTT!!!

D10: *4d6 chicken butt damage*

Random worker outside: Jesus, what is going on in the Dieselworks?!? They're so out I swear!!!!

Another worker: Oh, they're just playing DND.

Random worker: DND?-

*The random worker then gets smacked in the face by a flying scrap piece of metal*

Traintober: Day 15 "Maintenance"

"Twins But Opposites"

[Crovan's Gate, Sodor Steamworks, East Sodor]

The Foreman stepped out in front of the two shunters, "You're free to go Dennis." The grey diesel shunter murmured "Five more minutes. . . " under his breath, as he dozed.

The Foreman wasn't having any of this.

"Now. We need that space for any rolling stock or engines that may need repairs." As he said this another worker called out from another part of the works that another engine, likely James, would need that track Dennis was on today.

The Foreman signaled to Dennis' driver to try and start him up. After a few more moments of his driver trying to start him up, Dennis lazily opened his eyes, "Fiiinne." he groaned. His engine clattered to life and began to leave.

Norman watched his brother leave, he couldn't help but feel small twinges of resentment for Dennis. He had a fully functional engine, whilst Norman had to wait until the workers told him yet again there was very little they could do aside from a temporary patch job, and yet he had the audacity to waste his abilities on lazily resting when there was more than enough work to be done.

Norman however, held his tongue. Dennis was his brother and even if he held contempt for Dennis' habits, he still cared deeply about his brother, his twin.

Twins they may have been but no matter how physically alike, they'd always be polar opposites.

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Sprites and Background by PrincessMuffins, CJ The Creator, Anthochel, etc. [I have only reskinned some stuff].

I'm going to be honest, given that fact Crovan's Gate is so skilled and all, I struggle to imagine how Norman's issues weren't seen to not long after his arrival. Or just in general. Same goes for Paxman.

So for now, unless contradicted by a later piece, imagine this is not long into Norman's being on Sodor.