Why Do I Feel Like Nina And Jesper Would Try To Be Representatives For Kanej? Like. Kaz And Inej Have

Why do I feel like Nina and Jesper would try to be representatives for Kanej? Like. Kaz and Inej have admitted to dating for exactly one week and out of nowhere Nina and Jesper just sit across from one another at a table like-

Nina: Hello, Mr. Fahey. I will handling Inej Ghafa’s affairs in this relationship.

Jesper: Understood. I will be handling Kaz Brekker’s.

Nina: Understood. Let’s begin. My client is clearly the one who has settled in this relationship. I think that entitles her to being on the receiving end of more effort.

Jesper: Hm. You see, I’m at a disadvantage here because I am actually a fan of your client.

Nina: Naturally.

Jesper: Of course. However, I must present the judge with the following case - when Inej Ghafa was kidnapped by Jan Van Eck, who was it that saved her? Uh-huh. Kaz Brekker. His effort levels clearly are satisfactory. Furthermore, he bought her a boat AND found her parents.

Nina: Objection. Conjecture.

Wylan: Sustained.

Jesper: Bullshit but okay. Next order of business. My client is - in layman’s terms - kind of a dick. I’m proposing an increased patience clause in this contract-

Nina: over my dead body-

Wylan: Order!

Kaz: …..all of you get out.

Wylan: Mr. Brekker, I don’t want to have to hold you for contempt of the court.

Kaz: Inej, give me my cane-

Inej: Hold on a second, Kaz. My lawyer is actually pretty good.

Jesper: No. The judge is simply biased because I forgot to kiss him goodbye this morning.

Kaz: The judge is a puppet. Ketterdam is a lawless land.

Nina: Your honor, do you see what my client is subjected to?

Jesper: Kaz, for the love of Ghezen, stop talking! You’re going to ruin this for us!

My dream Netflix show is one with:

Six of Crows level backstories

Pitch Perfect level songs

Umbrella Academy level plot

Brooklyn 99 level humor

Harry Potter level accents

Sherlock BBC level looks

Hunger Games level relationships

Percy Jackson level characters

Shadowhunter level assholes

I know I'll never find it but a girl csn dream

Wylan: All in all, 100% a successful mission

Kaz: We lost Kuwei

Wylan: All in all, 100% a successful mission

Kaz would visit Nina in little palace and act so unbelievably fake. He would show up being like “oh, my very close friend lives here I'm just saying hi since I'm nearby visiting my girlfriend” and it takes some convincing but Nina finally gets him in.

Naturally, she's suspicious. “Is it Inej? Is she okay?” and Kaz just continues being this fake ass hoe like, “no, i just missed you, darling friend of mine. How can I not? We get along so well! Always! Yay!”

And Nina CANNOT figure out what this man wants. Is a crow in trouble? Is he trying to ask for something? She can't figure it out. He doesn't interact with anyone else. He just keeps being super fake and finally just goes “so nice to see you but I need to get home now. We should do this again sometime!”

Nina has never been more bewildered in her life. She's convinced someone tailored to be Kaz just randomly visited her.

Then someone bursts into the room and starts yelling that half the royal vault Is gone and she's just like “ohhhhhhh that should have been obvious. My bad.”

Meanwhile Kaz is writing her a letter like “okay, I know I call you stupid, but I’m legitimately concerned you didn’t catch onto the very obvious robbery going on. I swear I don’t care about you, but also… are you alright?”

Nina tells people it is the one and only time Kaz has ever asked about her emotional well-being.

If the couples in Six Of Crows don't make you happy, then it's your fault

You're just dead inside

The world tried to revive you and failed

It's your fault let's be clear

Me to Everlark, HP marauder era relationships, Six of crows, Shadow and Bone, Percy Jackson