Me To Everlark, HP Marauder Era Relationships, Six Of Crows, Shadow And Bone, Percy Jackson

Me to Everlark, HP marauder era relationships, Six of crows, Shadow and Bone, Percy Jackson

A theory that mobile phone are actually time warping devices becuase every time I try to do work and my phones around me I'm telling time speeds up

Sirius: What’s that off in the distance? Could it be? It is! My last fuck, disappearing over the horizon. Be free, old friend. Be free.

Remus: I literally just asked you to be nicer to Peter

Why do I feel like Nina and Jesper would try to be representatives for Kanej? Like. Kaz and Inej have admitted to dating for exactly one week and out of nowhere Nina and Jesper just sit across from one another at a table like-

Nina: Hello, Mr. Fahey. I will handling Inej Ghafa’s affairs in this relationship.

Jesper: Understood. I will be handling Kaz Brekker’s.

Nina: Understood. Let’s begin. My client is clearly the one who has settled in this relationship. I think that entitles her to being on the receiving end of more effort.

Jesper: Hm. You see, I’m at a disadvantage here because I am actually a fan of your client.

Nina: Naturally.

Jesper: Of course. However, I must present the judge with the following case - when Inej Ghafa was kidnapped by Jan Van Eck, who was it that saved her? Uh-huh. Kaz Brekker. His effort levels clearly are satisfactory. Furthermore, he bought her a boat AND found her parents.

Nina: Objection. Conjecture.

Wylan: Sustained.

Jesper: Bullshit but okay. Next order of business. My client is - in layman’s terms - kind of a dick. I’m proposing an increased patience clause in this contract-

Nina: over my dead body-

Wylan: Order!

Kaz: …..all of you get out.

Wylan: Mr. Brekker, I don’t want to have to hold you for contempt of the court.

Kaz: Inej, give me my cane-

Inej: Hold on a second, Kaz. My lawyer is actually pretty good.

Jesper: No. The judge is simply biased because I forgot to kiss him goodbye this morning.

Kaz: The judge is a puppet. Ketterdam is a lawless land.

Nina: Your honor, do you see what my client is subjected to?

Jesper: Kaz, for the love of Ghezen, stop talking! You’re going to ruin this for us!

Brooklyn 99 as Six of Crows

Wylan:

Jesper: