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Deceit: You've Heared Of Elf On The Shelf. Now Get Ready For

Deceit: You've heared of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for

Deceit: *Drops pot on Virgil's head*

Deceit: POT ON THE THOT!

Virgil: GET READY FOR B***H IN A DITCH CAUSE THEIR NEVER GONNA FIND YOUR BODY

Deceit: *Runs away screaming*

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5 years ago

Rain

Roman: *Wet from the rain* I'm so sorry I didn't mean it

Virgil: ...

Virgil: You do realise I can see it's not actually raining

Roman: Oh thank God I can turn this off *Turns off hose*


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5 years ago

Roman: I know about the wager! Logan cheated!

Patton: He did what?

Roman: Yeah! With a two-headed snake!

Thomas: You might want to cover your ears

Patton: LOOOOGAAAAAN!


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5 years ago

Virgil: Wanna know how bada** I am?

Virgil: *Punches wall*

Virgil: ...

Virgil: *Screams*


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5 years ago

Fandom Virgil: o-oh no-o it-ts d-dece-eit

Canon Virgil: GET THE F*** OUT YOU SLIMY DISH WASHER


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5 years ago

Roman: Virgil weren't you grounded?

Virgil: My fathers overreacting, how was I supposed to know that chickens don't like baths.

Remus: Dont worry he knows a real man is protecting you tonight

Virgil: Your not even close

Remus: But I have a moustache!

Roman: Yeah so does your grandma


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