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Logan: *Cuts his finger* Ow
Patton: Don't worry I got you! *Kisses Logan's finger*
Logan: *Blushing* what...
Patton: On things I've watched parent's give there kiddos kisses when they hurt themself to make them feel better
*Later*
Roman: *Writing*
Logan: *Kicks the door down* ROMAN I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH
Roman: *Confused screaming*
Roman: Its always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or sky. Like come on at least be a bit creative.
Logan: His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for cleaning
Virgil: His eyes were as blue as my tumbler dashboard
Patton: His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
Deceit: I was wondering when you'd show up... *turns around and no ones there*
Deceit: *turns back around* I was wondering when you'd show up *turns around and nobody's still there*
Deceit: I was wonderin-
Roman: *Runs in* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
Deceit: Darn it!
Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?
Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!
Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-
Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!
Roman: Ask Logan
Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?
Logan: ...
Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!
Logan: You guys are crying over a dude who has a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your texts, *Points to the twins* he's sounding them out! Give him a moment!
Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Logan: I pity your dentist
Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist
I just had a thought,
What if in the next episode Remus is in he appears behind the TV again and like in the blooper video he gets stuck. I can just imagine the video continues but in the background you can just hear Remus desperately trying to get unstuck. And when Roman is talking you can see Remus behind him trying to wiggle his way out.
Sorry if this doesn't have the best grammar. The thought just made me laugh.
Roman: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Disney Reject" in you phone.
Virgil: your makeup looks amazing today
Roman: Oh thank you- hey don't change the subject!
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
Roman: *Sneezes*
Remus: *Sitting on the ceiling* Bless you
Roman:
Roman: God?
Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?
Roman: They had a fight
Virgil: Why are they holding hands?
Roman: They get sad when they fight
Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants
Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?
Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!
Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...
Thomas: Knock knock
The Sides: Who's there?
Thomas: Not the chicken!
After SVS:
Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*
Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?
Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!
The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*
Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!
Remus: We're not here!
Patton: Where are you then?
Remus: We're at the library
Logan: Open this door I swear to God!
Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library
After POF
Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?
Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.
Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.
The sides: ...
Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!
Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*
Roman: Hi
Virgil: No
Roman: But that's a photo of me
Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you
Roman: wtf
Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings
Roman: WTF
Thomas: What's the hardest thing to say?
Logan: I was wrong
Roman: I need help
Virgil: I'm sorry
Remus: Worcestershire Sauce
If Virgil was in POF:
Virgil: *Rises up* Crap sorry I'm la...
Thomas: *Dead*
Janus: *Stood infront of Thomas*
Patton: *Frog*
Roman: *Having an identity crisis*
Virgil: Why's Deceit here!
Janus: THAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
Roman: You see that, that reminds me of happiness
Patton: I don't see anything?
Roman: Exactly
Patton: kiddo-