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Roman: Its always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or sky. Like come on at least be a bit creative.
Logan: His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for cleaning
Virgil: His eyes were as blue as my tumbler dashboard
Patton: His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
Logan: So basically um what I was thinking was
Remus: *Rips Logans teeth out*
Logan: Oh f**k, I can't believe you've done this
Remus: OH YOU DON'T GET IT! ANIME IS FULL OF EMOTION!
Logan: OH REALLY? IS *does a cute anime pose* AN EMOTION?
Remus: *Blushes* IT CAUSES THEM!
Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?
Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!
Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-
Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!
Roman: Ask Logan
Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?
Logan: ...
Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!
Logan: You guys are crying over a dude who has a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your texts, *Points to the twins* he's sounding them out! Give him a moment!
Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Logan: I pity your dentist
Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist
Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT
Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?
Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!
Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?
Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad
Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?
Roman: They had a fight
Virgil: Why are they holding hands?
Roman: They get sad when they fight
Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*
Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!
Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants
Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?
Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!
Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...
Thomas: Knock knock
The Sides: Who's there?
Thomas: Not the chicken!
The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*
Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!
Remus: We're not here!
Patton: Where are you then?
Remus: We're at the library
Logan: Open this door I swear to God!
Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library
Logan: I like you jacket, is it unisex?
Remus: I don't need sex, maybe you need sex!
Logan: No, U-N-I-sex
Remus: *Starts taking off clothes* If you insist.
Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*
Roman: Hi
Virgil: No
Roman: But that's a photo of me
Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you
Roman: wtf
Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings
Roman: WTF
Thomas: What's the hardest thing to say?
Logan: I was wrong
Roman: I need help
Virgil: I'm sorry
Remus: Worcestershire Sauce
Logan: *Choking*
Patton: KIDDOS HELP!
Roman: Google says his symptoms are signs of poor internet connection
Roman: You f**king robot
Roman: *High fives Virgil*
Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?
Janus: ...
Virgil: You haven't....
Janus: ...
Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?
Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-
Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Roman: Ok Roman, what would a Disney Prince do
Virgil: Kiss the first unconscious person he sees
Roman: Yes Virgil you genius!
Roman: *Knocks Virgil out*
Patton: KIDDO
Logan: *sighs* Not again