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Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?
Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!
Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-
Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!
Roman: Ask Logan
Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?
Logan: ...
Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!
Logan: You guys are crying over a dude who has a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your texts, *Points to the twins* he's sounding them out! Give him a moment!
Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Logan: I pity your dentist
Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist
Roman: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Disney Reject" in you phone.
Virgil: your makeup looks amazing today
Roman: Oh thank you- hey don't change the subject!
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
Roman: *Sneezes*
Remus: *Sitting on the ceiling* Bless you
Roman:
Roman: God?
Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?
Roman: They had a fight
Virgil: Why are they holding hands?
Roman: They get sad when they fight
Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants
Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?
Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!
Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...
Thomas: Knock knock
The Sides: Who's there?
Thomas: Not the chicken!
After SVS:
Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*
Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?
Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!
The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*
Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!
Remus: We're not here!
Patton: Where are you then?
Remus: We're at the library
Logan: Open this door I swear to God!
Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library
After POF
Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?
Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.
Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.
The sides: ...
Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!
Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*
Roman: Hi
Virgil: No
Roman: But that's a photo of me
Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you
Roman: wtf
Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings
Roman: WTF
Thomas: What's the hardest thing to say?
Logan: I was wrong
Roman: I need help
Virgil: I'm sorry
Remus: Worcestershire Sauce
If Virgil was in POF:
Virgil: *Rises up* Crap sorry I'm la...
Thomas: *Dead*
Janus: *Stood infront of Thomas*
Patton: *Frog*
Roman: *Having an identity crisis*
Virgil: Why's Deceit here!
Janus: THAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
Roman: You see that, that reminds me of happiness
Patton: I don't see anything?
Roman: Exactly
Patton: kiddo-
Logan: *Choking*
Patton: KIDDOS HELP!
Roman: Google says his symptoms are signs of poor internet connection
Roman: You f**king robot
Roman: *High fives Virgil*
Roman: *Flops on Virgil who's sitting on the sofa* Give me attention.
Virgil: *Scrolling on phone* Can't I'm busy
Roman: Whyyyyyyyy
Virgil: The only reason I'd stop what I'm doing was if you were going on a murderous rampage
Roman: Fiiiiiiiiine *Leaves the living room*
A Minute Later
*Distant screaming*
Everyone in the living room: ?!?!?!
Roman: *Distantly* I'M SORRY BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY!
Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?
Janus: ...
Virgil: You haven't....
Janus: ...
Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?
Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-
Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Roman: Ok Roman, what would a Disney Prince do
Virgil: Kiss the first unconscious person he sees
Roman: Yes Virgil you genius!
Roman: *Knocks Virgil out*
Patton: KIDDO
Logan: *sighs* Not again