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Updated angst theme songs
Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad
Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH
Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia
Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie
Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere
Roman: Its always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or sky. Like come on at least be a bit creative.
Logan: His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for cleaning
Virgil: His eyes were as blue as my tumbler dashboard
Patton: His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
Kid Virgil: Yeah that's the point, that's definitely the point, were totally not here to steal it and use it to get hella b***hes
Remus: You still play with crayons Vee, you don't even know what hella b***hes is!
Kid Virgil: Yeah, Its where you get a bunch of female dogs and pet them all at once
Deceit & Remus: *Laughing there a**es off*
Kid Virgil: What do you mean I love dogs! I WANT A PUPPY! YOU PROMISED ME A PUPPY IF WE DID THIS!
Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?
Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!
Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-
Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!
Roman: Ask Logan
Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?
Logan: ...
Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!
Virgil: *Holding a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers.
Emilie (his therapist): *visibly shaking* How did you get in my bathtub?
Roman: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Disney Reject" in you phone.
Virgil: your makeup looks amazing today
Roman: Oh thank you- hey don't change the subject!
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?
Roman: They had a fight
Virgil: Why are they holding hands?
Roman: They get sad when they fight
Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...
Thomas: Knock knock
The Sides: Who's there?
Thomas: Not the chicken!
After SVS:
Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*
Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?
Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!
The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*
Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!
Remus: We're not here!
Patton: Where are you then?
Remus: We're at the library
Logan: Open this door I swear to God!
Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library
After POF
Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?
Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.
Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.
The sides: ...
Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!
Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*
Roman: Hi
Virgil: No
Roman: But that's a photo of me
Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you
Roman: wtf
Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings
Roman: WTF
Virgil: I think we should take Janus home.
Remus: He's doing fine
Janus: *Walks over to them* Virgil these people are invasive and weird.
Random side: Hi how are you?
Janus: Wouldn't you like to f**king know *Turns to Virgil* You gotta get me out of here
Thomas: What's the hardest thing to say?
Logan: I was wrong
Roman: I need help
Virgil: I'm sorry
Remus: Worcestershire Sauce
If Virgil was in POF:
Virgil: *Rises up* Crap sorry I'm la...
Thomas: *Dead*
Janus: *Stood infront of Thomas*
Patton: *Frog*
Roman: *Having an identity crisis*
Virgil: Why's Deceit here!
Janus: THAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
Logan: *Choking*
Patton: KIDDOS HELP!
Roman: Google says his symptoms are signs of poor internet connection
Roman: You f**king robot
Roman: *High fives Virgil*
Roman: *Flops on Virgil who's sitting on the sofa* Give me attention.
Virgil: *Scrolling on phone* Can't I'm busy
Roman: Whyyyyyyyy
Virgil: The only reason I'd stop what I'm doing was if you were going on a murderous rampage
Roman: Fiiiiiiiiine *Leaves the living room*
A Minute Later
*Distant screaming*
Everyone in the living room: ?!?!?!
Roman: *Distantly* I'M SORRY BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY!
Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?
Janus: ...
Virgil: You haven't....
Janus: ...
Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?
Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-
Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Roman: Ok Roman, what would a Disney Prince do
Virgil: Kiss the first unconscious person he sees
Roman: Yes Virgil you genius!
Roman: *Knocks Virgil out*
Patton: KIDDO
Logan: *sighs* Not again