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Patton: Lo
Logan: Pat, im here to pick up the kid
Patton: You'll have to wait hes tying his shoes
Logan: He can do it in the car
Virgil: Can you two stop calling me a kid im right here!
Logan: Virgil the adults are talking
Patton: *Grabs onto Virgil's hood* Your not escaping this one kiddo!
Virgil: You do realise I can just * slips out of hoodie*
Patton: *Grabs Virgil's shirt* What you gonna do now, take your shirt off?
Roman: please do
Virgil: what
Roman: what
"Roman": Virgil wait *Takes off wig to show Deceit* Its me Deceit!
Virgil: B***h I knew! You were only wearing a wig.
Roman: I'm the winner!
Deceit: what no its Remus
Remus: FUCK YOU
Roman: OMG HES NOT CENSORED!
Logan: You can't say that!
Virgil: HE CAN SAY IT BUT I CANT! DOUBLE STANDARDS!
Kid Virgil: Mr Logan gave me a D
Deceit: What?
Kid Virgil: He gave me a-
Deceit: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!
Kid Virgil: I DON'T KNOW BUT HE JUST GAVE ME D!
Roman: Don't worry, with Virgil we can conquer anything
Virgil: And were also gonna need a boat
Roman: With Virgil and a boat we can conquer anything
Patton: And an experienced sea captain
Roman: UGH! With Virgil, a boat and an experienced sea captain we can conquer anything
Virgil: I'm telling you Pat, I'm a thug. A rebalous child. My life be like oh ah-
Virgil: *Walks into post* Ow!
Roman: 🎶 You and me, anyday, love your hair 🎶
Virgil: *Takes off headphones* What?
Roman: no, I love the air!
Virgil: I’m sorry about tonight
Roman: I’m Sorry About Tonight! We found the title for Hot topic's follow-up s*x tape.
Patton: Happy Birthday Virgil
Virgil: I cant swim
Everyone: what
Virgil: You uncultured swines
Virgil: That stuff with us is in the past. We talked about that.
Roman: I know, but that was before you saw me in this dope ass tux. I mean you must be freaking out.
Virgil: Oh, I really am. I'm really into rented clothes. I love how many butts have been in them.
Logan: Virgil can you, as the kids would say, T-Pose?
Virgil: *Snickers* Okay? *T-poses*
Patton: *Sprints in the room and hugs Virgil*
Virgil: *Gasps* A set up!
Deceit: Im pretending to be a hot guy on tinder so i can match with Remus and tell him coming over so he'll clean the apartment
Virgil: Did it work?
Deceit: No but he sent me a d**k pic so thats nice
Patton: You know, Roman gives Virgil flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that.
Logan: okay?
*Later*
Virgil: Wha...
Logan: *Handing him flowers* I don't get it either
Updated angst theme songs
Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad
Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH
Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia
Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie
Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere
Roman: Its always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or sky. Like come on at least be a bit creative.
Logan: His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for cleaning
Virgil: His eyes were as blue as my tumbler dashboard
Patton: His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
Kid Virgil: Yeah that's the point, that's definitely the point, were totally not here to steal it and use it to get hella b***hes
Remus: You still play with crayons Vee, you don't even know what hella b***hes is!
Kid Virgil: Yeah, Its where you get a bunch of female dogs and pet them all at once
Deceit & Remus: *Laughing there a**es off*
Kid Virgil: What do you mean I love dogs! I WANT A PUPPY! YOU PROMISED ME A PUPPY IF WE DID THIS!
Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?
Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!
Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-
Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!
Roman: Ask Logan
Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?
Logan: ...
Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!
Virgil: *Holding a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers.
Emilie (his therapist): *visibly shaking* How did you get in my bathtub?
Roman: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Disney Reject" in you phone.
Virgil: your makeup looks amazing today
Roman: Oh thank you- hey don't change the subject!