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Deceit: I was wondering when you'd show up... *turns around and no ones there*
Deceit: *turns back around* I was wondering when you'd show up *turns around and nobody's still there*
Deceit: I was wonderin-
Roman: *Runs in* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
Deceit: Darn it!
Patton: What do you want to be when your older?
Remus: A dinosaur!
Patton: Oh Remus
*Later*
Remus: *Running around as a T-rex*
Patton: I should have listened
Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?
Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!
Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-
Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!
Roman: Ask Logan
Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?
Logan: ...
Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!
Virgil: *Holding a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers.
Emilie (his therapist): *visibly shaking* How did you get in my bathtub?
Logan: You guys are crying over a dude who has a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your texts, *Points to the twins* he's sounding them out! Give him a moment!
Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Logan: I pity your dentist
Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist
Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT
Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?
Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!
Roman: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Disney Reject" in you phone.
Virgil: your makeup looks amazing today
Roman: Oh thank you- hey don't change the subject!
Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?
Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad
Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
Roman: *Sneezes*
Remus: *Sitting on the ceiling* Bless you
Roman:
Roman: God?
Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?
Roman: They had a fight
Virgil: Why are they holding hands?
Roman: They get sad when they fight
Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*
Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!
Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants
Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?
Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!
Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...
Thomas: Knock knock
The Sides: Who's there?
Thomas: Not the chicken!
After SVS:
Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*
Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?
Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!
The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*
Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!
Remus: We're not here!
Patton: Where are you then?
Remus: We're at the library
Logan: Open this door I swear to God!
Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library
Logan: I like you jacket, is it unisex?
Remus: I don't need sex, maybe you need sex!
Logan: No, U-N-I-sex
Remus: *Starts taking off clothes* If you insist.
Remus: Thomas shoot for the moon
Remus: If you miss, shoot again. Keep shooting and never stop. Someday one of us will destroy that stupid sky circle and-
Remus: What? What are you- Its right behind me isn't it? Crap! Everyone act casual!
Deceit: What's your body count?
Remus: For what?
Deceit: How many people you've slept with
Remus: Oh I thought you found the basement
Deceit:
Deceit: We have a basement?