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Kids Menu

Kids Menu

Patton: Ok, when we go into the restaurant you are 12

Virgil: But im 2-

Logan: *Hits him over the head with a newspaper*

**

Waiter: Would you like to order from the kids menu

Virgil: *tearing up* Yes i would

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