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I just love Shane sitting outside talking to their camera people and Ryan inside just “(screams) FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!”
Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General
The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE
Bubbly Letters
Roman: You got like 3 letters to squeeze in at the end and it looks all s**ty
Virgil: Are you under the impression he wrote this in bubbly letters
Penny
Virgil: People also report being scratched if you take his money
Roman: Oh *immediately grabs it*
Virgil: *wheeze* You just gonna take it all? Your not gonna leave any atleast
Roman: Ill leave him a penny
Im not doing this because i want to steal, Im doing this because i want to give the ghosts a significant reason to haunt me.
~Virgil Sanders
Dresses
Virgil: She could've gotten a dress on, its not that hard.
Roman: Apparently it was pretty hard, I'd like to see you put on a dress from that time period
Both: ...
Roman: That came out werid. I could have worded that better. I would not like to see you in a dress i would like you to try- You know what you get what im saying.
Virgil: *Whispers* Move along, move along.
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not soul in the whole universe:
Me: *Throws Prinxeity Buzzfeed Unsolved at you*
Morse Code
Roman: I will now blink to you who i think did it *Blinks a few times*
Virgil: You dont know morse code
Bugs Bunny
Roman: That is the most cartoonish hobo ive ever seen
Virgil: *Wheezes*
Roman: Its looks like he watched a Bugs Bunny cartoon in which Bugs Bunny was on the railroad and was like
Roman: "Yup That will do"
Crazy Story
Woman: It lifted her up and it just slammed her against the wall. And then-
Roman: *Wheezes* I'm sorry i don't, im sorta...
Woman & Virgil: *Laughs*
Roman: Im not laughing at it, sorta uuuuh. You know thats a crazy story.
Spaghetti
Patton : Anybody here that was here before this house was built?
Machine: Spaghetti
Both: ...
Patton : *Wheezes* Spaghetti
Logan: Spaghetti?
Overalls
Logan : Is it like a character creator in the sims, like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and like "hmm i dont like that one. Maybe some overalls"
Roman: No No thats not *Laughs*
Chill
Virgil: He said it much times in the bible
Logan: Jesus said chill
Virgil: *Wheezes* Jesus said chill?
Dolls
Remy: He probably f***s the dolls... can i say that?
Roman: Wha- *Wheezes* I thought you would have like some respect for this place
Virgil: *Wheezes*
Virgil: I don't watch to much Buzzfeed Unsolved.
*Wood creaks*
Virgil: *Runs away* s**t s**t s**t
My brain an hour into an assignment that requires “connecting theory” and “thought provoking ideas”
