Happy

Happy

Twos-day

He already murders a bunch of people, that power is basically an incentive

I would give Childe the ability to add lifespans to his after murdering something. Like the Death note for Shinigami in Death Note

- @wifi-crusader

I'm still speechless about this.

Smack talking/taunting with Impostor AU Genshin Part 2

Kazuha:

"Rhyme with me kazoo

Why do you make haiku dude?

Zer0 is better"

"I never knew why you're named after this instrument *plays "The only thing I know for real" on the kazoo*"

Ningguang:

"Lining your pockets won't make them invincible"

"Your power is literally just throwing rocks at people"

"For being a rich person, you're a four star"

"Hey, wouldn't your Mora mean nothing now since it's production stopped?"

"How many Jade Chambers do you need?"

"Y'know, Zhongli is actually Morax and he retire by faking his death. I'm not talking smack, I'm just being honest here"

Diluc:

"How's your father?- Oh wait"

"You're good, you should join Favonius"

"Mondstadt wouldn't improve if you keep being a vigilante"

"You're basically just batman with fire powers."

Kaeya:

"How's your brother?"

"You're literally worth nothing, I got you for free"

"You're not really "cool" ya know?"

Kokomi:

*just eat some fish in front of her*

"Beating you is gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel"

Bennett:

"I roll to insult you *rolls a dice and gets a nat20*. Now your turn"

Barbruh:

"Your Archon is a fricken vacuum cleaner"

"I have never once had the thought of tearing out my ears until I heard your music."

Childe:

"Oh my God! It's Ed Sheeran!"

"You gotten beat by blonde kid throwing rocks at you"

"Your legacy is quite foul" (I'll see myself out on that one)

Wait, if Liyue is based off of China and there's bamboo...

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PANDA ADEPTI-HUMAN LIKE GANYU?!

I MEAN, IMAGINE! THE BAMBOO SHOOT COULD BE ONE OF THEIR ASCENSION MATERIALS! THE COULD BE A CLAYMORE!

HELL, I'LL WAIT FOR DENDRO IF IT MEANS I'LL HAVE A PANDA ADEPTI THAT'S A DENDRO CLAYMORE!

I SWEAR! That if that panda is a polearm, ima shove one up the person whoever came up with that's rear end

Sorry, I just want a somewhat chonky panda claymore character

Yes, I love Inazuma for it's a-...uhh...*checks notes* natural sceneries

Sagau cult edition x reader who's sick (totally not me rn) also, you have your phone

When the cult woke you up this morning, you began to hacked up mucus, cough, and gained a stuffy nose. They freaked out seeing you in this state. Soon great scientists and doctors began to examine you and prescribed medications.

After that whole ordeal, you told your cult- I mean faithful followers home remedies you learned about (from online or parents). One of which was to obtain oranges for the Vitamin C and to start using oils around ya, like 4 drops of Peppermint, 4 drops of Lavender, (and 2-4 drops of breath easier, but that doesn't exist there) in a diffuser of sorts.

The definitely not insane people who worship you find this through anything and some wrote this down for future use.

(I also cover my feet in Vics rub stuff then put socks on. I don't know how the feck that works but it does)

Anyway, the big group of simps came back and attended to you as you suffered in relaxation. If what you have infects other people, then we'll definitely have a bubonic plague situation as they believe that you're sickness makes you weak and they catch it, they'll die.

WHICH IT DOESN'T...hopefully