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Charon: Just Take A Deep Breath!
Charon: Just take a deep breath!
Hades, having not seen Persephone for a day: TAKE A DEEP BREATH?! IT FEELS LIKE MY INSIDES ARE BEING RIPPED OUT!
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Greek gods/godesses as The Office quotes pt. 1
Zeus:

Hera:

Poseidon:

Hades:

Ares:

Athena:

Artemis:

Apollo:

Persephone:

Aphrodite:

Hera: So you've known Persephone for 12 hours, what have you discovered?
Hades: People fall in love with her very easily
Hera: ... an example?
Hades, holding back tears: Me
Hera: You know what rhymes with wine?
Hera: Mine.
me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
Hades: [accidentally brushes Persephone’s hand with his own]
Persephone: [agressivelly holds his hand]
Persephone: Fucking commit to it.