Incorrect Lore Olympus - Tumblr Posts

Apollo: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.

Hades, not looking up from his cup of coffee: You can't lose what you don't have.

Hera: So you've known Persephone for 12 hours, what have you discovered?

Hades: People fall in love with her very easily

Hera: ... an example?

Hades, holding back tears: Me

Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said

Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."

Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."

Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."

Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"

Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"

Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"

Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."

Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"

Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."

Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"

Hades at some point: Whoever doesn't like Persephone, your mom's a hoe!