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I need content
Preferably some sort of DL-oriented shit but anything is good for me because my main site’s dead asf
Oh and Ash because I can’t reply for some odd fucking reason yes there is a light mention of a platypus
Am I the asshole for setting traps for a family friend's pet?
I'm an inventor/electronic engineer by trade, and my inventions are very expensive and usually somewhat fragile, but a friend of my daughter's has a pet that keeps getting into my apartment and damaging them (knocking them over, knocking stuff onto them, pushing buttons to cause malfunctions, etc.) It's really hurting my livelihood.
So, I decided to set traps for it. Just non-lethal stuff — no poison or anything like that, mostly just various boxes and cages to keep it away from my inventions. But my daughter doesn't seem to approve.
AITA?
(Context: I'm 47M. Pet is platypus, 6)
What are these acronyms?
So I'm trying to make obey me in pokemon onesies
MFER LOOKS LIKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS
Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
platypus
slightly modified version of this pattern
Anne: *bursts through the castle's window*
Andrias: A teenage girl ?
Anne: *Somehow gets leaves on her hair*
Andrias: Anne Boonchuy !?!