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A little girl just pointed at me and said “A pirate!”
I’ve never felt so validated in my entire life.
i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965
Happy Lawlu day to Law for risking his life to save a guy he met for 5 minutes after thrusting over him publicly assaulting some asshole and a Luffy for deciding that made them friends and tagging along on his suicide missions 2 years later leading to him saving Law’s life in return and kicking the ass of the stupid Flamingo man to fulfill Law’s lifelong goal of revenge in his stead.
After that, they fall in love and drag their friends along to kick the asses of a 23ft tall alcoholic who turns into a dragon and his deranged 7,000lb ex-girlfriend with 85 children so they can continue competing to become the King of the Pirates because Law is too stubborn to admit he believes in Luffy.
Truly the best ship of all time.
Last night I finally played this masterpiece 👌👌
when I stressed abt getting my friend’s birthday right only for her to ask me three hours later "when’s ur birthday" (we have been friend for 4 whole years)
New Kpop Friend Joining our squad: This is a Bop
Me: ...
My Kpop Friends: ...
New Kpop Friend: ...
Me And My Kpop Friends: Are KimBapie Kidding!
"[...] and if they don't see your worth and just throw you away, they didn't deserve you anyways!"
I say, holding a mango
sydney from camp here and there: EEYIKES! how am i gonna “camp” this “here and there” if this weird man keeps appearing in my dreams!!!
up & adam:
Me: *googles mineta on my school computer as a joke*
Computer: OH HELL NAH BITCH *restricted mineta*
Me: *laughs like a hyena*
... I love my school (kind of. Not really)
One time I dreamt that I was a shed.
Yes I was a shed.