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Made this cursed thing on Pixart a few days ago and I’m crying it’s so funny 😭😭😭😭 (Everything is sarcastic)
Ngl, I think people should vote for Trump solely because he's our only chance to get Hannibal season 4.
how Alphonse felt after abandoning seth along with his past
NEW EPIC ORIGINAL OC WITH A BACKSTORY I WANTED TO SHARE!! IT TOOK ME 1 MILLION HOURS!! this is all a joke btw- if anything is actually insulting that i accidentally inculded then please tell me- ill remove/change it!
name: Big'Fo0t gender: boy!!! duh!!!! sexuality: NO SECKS THATS INNAPROPRIA TE >:((( emo backjstory: as a twoleg cat hybrid, he was abandoned due to his catboy looks..and his super bbeg queen-of-all-humans mom who hated animals and treated him like one instead of a real guy (which is suuuper bad and evil like she was).
he was bullied by his sisters moms princess friend mean girl group into running away into the forest forever- soon finding thunderclan. turns out the ghost of firestar was looking for him due to a prophecy that involved him and new firestar (reincaranated) taking out the construction workers in the forest territory and then they all move back there- so he did that with his new power from all of the starclan cats whcih was very super original- walking in dreams.
he also got a cat girlboyfriend from another clan which was reincaranated spottedleaf named spottedleaf- and that made new firestar jelous. so they had a super cool battle with claws, epic fire and cool thunder-he soon killed new firestar and he died forever again so big'fo0t became b1g'st@r and married spottedleaf, they also had kits named deadkit, macchiatokit, oldkit, twolegkitkit and tigerstar3kit. the end the end this was surprisingly fun to write tbh XDD
epic quotes from epic people that would be on the back of a book: their ship name is bigspottedfootleaf -my friend when i showed her this lolol, 5/5 its a book so we like it -new york times, 5/5 how the FUCK did u get in my house -bigfoot, professional bigfoot, 0/5 5/5
well you see what needs to happen is that you take the standard deck of cards, throw in a blue eyes white dragon, a +4 wildcard, and a mega charizard. from there you get a plot somehow.
I kinda want to make a cardverse au but idk how that works
oh no it’s a man
Katsuki is literally Grumpy from Snow White
😭😭😭😭😭im wondering where you got this from but im also kinda wanting you to elaborate cus i never watched snow white
"no I don't have a specific pattern"
*all my mutuals have sean diaz pfps* "ok in the sense tha-" /j ily no matter what if ur my moot, sd pfp or not :3
The worlds looking a bit more like I should pull a Neil Perry
Dante: Aphmau, you're like a sister to me. :)
The List: A step sister you mean. ;)
The Whole Fandom: D:
Sometimes I be listening to mark speak and actually wonder wtf he is talking about.
Jaehyun when ONEDOOR's look at any other idol
