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Ladies, if he nibbles your ear during sex, that ain’t your man, that’s a desmodus rotundus (better known as the common vampire bat)
How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too
Tim starts spreasing a rumor that every Robin is the same person, they just work like Doctor Who.
Even better: no one was ever told otherwise so everyone just assumed they were the same person and the kids lean into it
Bruce: This is my sidekick, Robin.
8-year-old Dick: Nice to meet you, Mr. Superman!
Clark: Nice to meet you too, Robin.
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12-year-old Jason: 'Sup.
Oliver: Robin, you look... different.
Jason: What's that supposed to mean?
Oliver: Nothing. I mean, different is good, right?
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14-year-old Tim: I'm here! Sorry I'm late.
Barry: Wait, I thought Robin died.
Tim: I got better.
Barry: I see.
Barry: The pants are a nice touch.
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Damian: I have arrived. You may now grovel in my presence.
Arthur: Alright, this one MUST be a different child.
Damian: What are you talking about?
Arthur: You are six inches shorter than last month.
Damian: Perhaps you got taller.
Arthur: That... actually makes me feel better. Thank you.
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Steph: *walks in*
Hal: Someone tell me what the hell's going on.
Steph: I transitioned.