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the marauders and what mental disorders i think they’d have
sirius: adhd, ptsd, anxiety
remus: depression, ocd
james: adhd
peter: anxiety, ocd
marlene: neurodivergence, depression
mary: neurodivergence, minor depression, ptsd
lily: ed
dorcas: minor depression, ptsd
regulus: depression, ptsd, autism, borderline personality disorder
barty: depression, ptsd, and sociopathy
evan: ed, anxiety, ptsd
pandora: autism, minor ptsd
Barty: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Evan: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours Dorcas: I got distracted halfway through Regulus: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
respectfully, i hate snape with my full chest. he was a misogynist, a bully, and a racist. and not just a bully in the way the marauders were, but when he grew up and was no longer an immature teenager he continued to bully CHILDREN just because his high school sweetheart rejected him. so, yes, i will ignore canon, because i don’t want him anywhere near my boys (: but you can do whatever you want! just don’t judge the rest of us for changing it up.
the way the fandom disregards canon to say that regulus barty and evan were besties and then uses canon to leave snape out because they don't like him <<<<
i made a thing
picture taken by dorcas
original picture (if you know who to credit lmk):
and then they (including reggie) ran together and reggie officiated their wedding and the jegulus got married and that was the end of that.
okay but Barty is the type to crash Evan's wedding.
like a marriage to a pureblood girl from his parents and none of his friends (minus Reggie) are allowed and then at the "does anyone object to this union" part, Barty just comes striding in.
regulus
evan (or reggie) in a daily about barty
Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius
cr; choices
pg; 1180 of 3403 — 34% update
“reg” he hears himself say into the dark. […] “you make me happy.” / there’s no response and james is fairly certain regulus has fallen asleep until a groggy voice spills into the night. “you are my happy.”
why does it feel like i’m about to get my heart ripped out? i was already crying bc james promised remus he would never be alone, but this fic is #canoncompliant so i KNOW he’s going to end up alone. also, reg took the mark and james still doesn’t know. i love the character chapters, like everyone being there for remus at his mom’s funeral. the way they all care. james asking for consent to touch regulus. those two cuddling. bro it’s gonna HURT when he sees the mark, i can’t DO THIS
Haunted by Taylor Swift, but it’s James perspective on Regulus breaking up with him because he got the dark mark.
Get him back! But it’s rosekiller.
Astronomy but it’s the Black Brothers.
(besides the lyrics about teenage love 💀)
Am i the only one who thinks Effie would be the energetic one
I see Monty as more calm, happy, likes tea.
Effie is more of a fire spirit, starts fires, and would most definitely scream and punch a wall when her team doesn’t win at quidditch.
Monty’s favorite children would be: Remus, Regulus, Evan, Pandora, and Mary
While Effie’s favorite child would be: Sirius, Barty, Marlene, Lily, Dorcas, and James.
Effie has a soft side for all her children though.
But they all prefer the side that teaches them where the secret places are in hogwarts so they can escape while doing a prank.
Monty is over here sighing and being in love with her
(She’s playing arrow roulette where she shoots an arrow up from the sky and you have to run before it hits you on its way back down. (Yes this is from grownups the movie))
Barty and Evan are Pimento and Rosa coded from Brooklyn 99
I SAID WHAT I SAID
FEAR ME
*from my fic*
"lupin, i honestly don't care what your troll-brained friends are doing out there. not my circus, most definitely not my monkeys- hold on, that's evan. that's evan and- is that pandora? fuck and that's barty! those are my monkeys! why did dorcas leave them unsupervised? lupin stop laughing! how did they get the squid in the tree?"
this fic is just crack atp