Bruce X Selina - Tumblr Posts

Y/N,staring:

BARBARA: Shouldn't you be worried

DICK,cooking: As long as you don't touch her, we'll be fine

BARBARA,at Damian: What happens if i do?

DAMIAN,having vietnam flasbacks: *rocking back and forth*

JASON,on the verge of tears:

TIM,on his thirteen cup of coffee: Armageddon

just finished the dark knight trilogy. idk what to do with my life now.

the way I couldn’t control myself from squealing and mentioning that the twins from Teen Wolf were in the new Batman movie, I love them so much ahhhh

I feel like there's not enough selina headcannons, which is fair because she's painted as the main love interest in most media and gets content from that but I don't really see much acknowledgement of her as a member of the batfam within fandom. I'm serious I'll take anything

Strange lady in the house who miraculously spawns cats with her appearance doesn't really pitch in with the parenting but insists on cooking a family meal once a month, that she makes sure they all eat even if they're not in the same room.

Give me weird kinda aunty selina Kyle that used to come around and spoil the older kids when they were younger but the rest don't really know anything about her. Like

Dick: yeah remember when Selina used to come over for date nights and she'd sneak us one of her latest steals

Jason: oh yeah one time I got this massive ruby

Tim: how come I never got anything like that

Jason: *sighs* cause you're lame replacement

Give me stepmom Selina Kyle who Damien literally can't stand, she reacts like the fiance from parent trap. Each trying to annoy the other but she's the person he goes to when he's worried about his animals and she trusts him to help her rehabilitate strays.

Give me a female figure to check in on Cass from time to time even though she thinks she doesn't need it, cause almost everyone in that house uses 3in1 body wash and she can't let the girl suffer (this excludes Dick but you can't tell me that Bruce wouldn't just grunt something about efficency)

Selina spotting Stephanie and Duke around the city and having to remind them that, it doesn't matter that Bruce gave you that as a gift you know better than walking around the narrows with a 2k watch, and taking them shopping in whatever the US version of primark is.

She's grown so much from just a love interest. Just give me Selina and her relationship with the kids outside the context of being someone their dad dates. (I can only take so many "eww they're flirting" jokes)

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

SELINA KYLE in THE BATMAN.

I don’t damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.— James Patterson ( insp. )

Made this in June, but never posted it and since it’s Batman day today, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to share it here 🦇🐈‍⬛

bruce and selina because i adore them together