maya-harts-dream-boat - The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'
The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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Y/N,staring:

Y/N,staring:

BARBARA: Shouldn't you be worried

DICK,cooking: As long as you don't touch her, we'll be fine

BARBARA,at Damian: What happens if i do?

DAMIAN,having vietnam flasbacks: *rocking back and forth*

JASON,on the verge of tears:

TIM,on his thirteen cup of coffee: Armageddon

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