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I made a Ranpo Edogawa bot inspired by Bubble Gum by Clario, and the fictional Hanahaki disease- flowers in your lungs from unrequited love. This bot took me a couple minutes to make but I actually really like it- please check it out!

*summons entire bsd fandom*

*throws a certain smut ranpoe fanfic at yall*

here, newbies. Now you may know what it took me FOREVER to find out about. Here, oldies. Read.

thank and/or kill me later 😘

Edit: here’s pt two

instead of writing a short little fifteen skk x one of my universe traveling ocs, I decided to write a whole ass yandere ranpo fanfic yes. I will be posting it at some point. When it’s fully done.

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

THANK YOU TO @itz_nari FOR ALERTING ME THAT THERE WAS A PART THREEEEE

Edit after reading it: POOR KARL

*summons entire bsd fandom*

*throws a certain smut ranpoe fanfic at yall*

here, newbies. Now you may know what it took me FOREVER to find out about. Here, oldies. Read.

thank and/or kill me later 😘

Edit: here’s pt two

Just To Keep You Safe, Of Course!

Part Two: https://www.tumblr.com/roseyjean/762194711245144064/just-to-keep-you-safe-of-course-pt-2?source=share

Part Three: https://www.tumblr.com/roseyjean/763261713177100288/just-to-keep-you-safe-of-course-pt-3?source=share

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Contains/Warnings: Yandere Ranpo, fluff, slightly ooc Ranpo (I tried my best), yandereism (duh), pet names (sweets, darling), obsession, mentions of past shitty boyfriends, internal rambling, thoughts of kidnapping

A/N: There's other parts to this and they will be coming out soon. I've had this written in my notebook for over a month now 😭 The parts highlighted in green are from Ranpo's POV, just to avoid confusion

I listened to the following while I copied this: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/593KzjbCHKPWEYH6fUGKRW?si=aASGwlDkSJ2iIjwStr3_SQ

Valentine's Day always sucked for you. It was a happy day for couples, but a sucky day for single people. And even when you had had a boyfriend on Valentine's Day, they'd never gotten you anything.

And so, when your apartment doorbell rang, you thought it was a mistake. You didn't have a boyfriend, and you didn't have any single friends who would be coming over to drink alcohol and eat chocolates that tasted like cardboard with you.

You paused the TV show you were watching- something about people in a world with no abilities- and got up, not bothering to look through the peephole as you opened the door. " Wrong apa- Ranpo?"

You stared at him, confused. You knew him somewhat- you worked at the ADA designing and making tools for the detectives to use on their missions. Ranpo would occasionally swing by when he didn't have an interesting case to work on to hang out, or when he was bringing a request. He'd watch or he'd ask you questions. You didn't know much about him, honestly, other then the fact that he liked candy and he was nice and the world's greatest detective.

"I was hoping you were home!" Ranpo said cheerfully, holding something behind his back. His cheeks were.. was he blushing? "Happy Valentine's Day, Y/N."

He pulled a bouquet of your favorite flowers out from behind his back and held it out to you. You just stared at him. He.. brought you flowers? He liked you? Like liked you? Now him popping into the shipping container that served as your shop so often made sense.

When you didn't speak or take the flowers, Ranpo's face fell. "Sorry. I thought that, um.. well, you've never mentioned a partner before, but I guess even I can be wrong-"

You suddenly snatched the bouquet from him, cheeks faintly pink. His blush deepened. "I was just, um, surprised is all. Nobody's ever brought me flowers before." You say, holding the bouquet.

"Oh, really?" He frowned slightly. "But didn't you-"

"Yeah. Um, you can come inside and sit down while I put these in some wayer." You say, turning to go to your kitchen. He walks inside and shuts the door.

Unbeknownst to you, he's been inside your apartment once before. A few months ago, when you first joined the ADA. He wanted to find out more about you- cute, shy, little, you. So he'd broken in at night.

He stood and watched you struggle to get a vase from a tall shelf. You were just so pretty and small and sweet. He loved everything about you, and he desperately wanted you to know that. He wanted- no, no, you needed him to keep you safe. You were smart and strong, yes, but not as smart and strong as he was. The world was dangerous, and you couldn't protect yourself as well as he could. But he needed to be careful not to scare you away. He needed to charm you into falling for him- but his ultra-deduction skills told him you already did like him that way.

"Would you like some help?" He asked.

You look over your shoulder at him. You'd been meaning to buy a small stepstool since your other one broke, but you kept forgetting. "Yes, please."

You move out of the way as he walks over and stretches up to get the glass for the flowers, and you take a moment to admire him. He doesn't open his eyes often- you wonder why- but the rare times you've seen his eyes, you felt your heart might beat out of your chest. His eyes are such a pretty bright green- anime green. You'd hate to admit it aloud, but you've thought about running your fingers through his fluffy brown hair. He's a killer mix of sexy and adorable, and you wonder why somebody like him brought flowers to somebody like you.

He hands you the vase, stirring you from your thoughts. You put the unwrap the flowers and some water and them in the vase before setting them on your counter.

"Thank you for the flowers, Ranpo. They're my favorite, and they're really pretty." You say.

He rests his elbow on the counter and smiles at you. "Of course. A girl as pretty and nice as you deserves flowers on Valentine's Day, after all~"

Your cheeks turn a little pinker and he gives you a dimpled grin. "You're so cute when you're blushing, you know that?" He asks teasingly, Leaning in closer. "Makes me wanna make ya blush even more~"

You blush even more and turn away from him, and he giggles. A part of him says he's being too forward- he might scare you away, and if he does he'll have no choice but to kidnap you and keep you with him until you fall for him properly to find another way to get you to date him- but judging from the fact you're not having any negative reactions to his flirting, that won't have to happen. Which is good- it'd be so much harder to get you to be his when he'll have to tie you up to stop you from escaping him and hide you from the police. And if you're dating, you won't see his extremely slightly possessive behavior as weird.

Because it's not! It's extremely valid! You're just too sweet and naive, you need somebody like him, who knows firsthand how bad some people can be, to protect you.

"Ranpo?"

He shakes himself from his thoughts. "Yes, Y/N?"

You peer at him, concerned. He was just standing there, staring at you with his eyes unfocused (and open), a small smile on his face, for several long moments. You'd been entranced by his eyes for awhile during that, though.

"Are you okay?"

He suddenly grins. "Of course I am! I've gotta go now, sweets, but I'll see you tomorrow."

The pet name sends butterflies tingling through your stomach, and you nod slightly, before stepping forward and pressing a kiss to his cheek. He freezes for a moment before wrapping his arms around you and hugging you tight. Even when you start to giggle and push at him, he can still feel the phantom touch of your lips on his cheek, and it sends his heart racing.

"Ranpo! You're squeeeezing me!" You say, protesting even as he hugs you tighter. He smells like assorted candies. It's a pleasant smell.

"Aww, I'm sorry, my darling Y/N~" He finally releases you and opens his eyes just a smidge. "Bye-Bye, sweets."

He walks away, opening your front door with a flourish and shutting it behind him. You're left standing there, blushing furiously.

He's glad you didn't ask how he knew where you lived. He's sure you'd be either terrified or angry if you learned he'd been following you home every night- just to keep you safe, of course!

Just To Keep You Safe, Of Course! Pt 2

Part One: https://www.tumblr.com/roseyjean/761273592859213824/just-to-keep-you-safe-of-course?source=share

Part Three: https://www.tumblr.com/roseyjean/763261713177100288/just-to-keep-you-safe-of-course-pt-3?source=share

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Contains/Warnings: Breaking and Entering, ooc Ranpo, delulu fluff (but still sorta fluff), yanderism/yandere, worship (if you squint and tilt ur head), obsession and obsessed ranting, pet names (darling, sweets), m' boy Poe (and Karl), actual fluff, a first kiss (ish)

A/N: Sorry it took me so long for part two. I got sick almost immediately after posting part one and then had no motivation to copy any other parts 😭

Reminder: The parts marked in green are from bbg Ranpo's POV, to avoid confusion. And yes, 90% of this is from his POV.

I listened to my Liked Songs on Shuffle, and then my Daylist (hubris villain evening, apparently) while copying this

He slid open your window, the broken one he knew didn't lock, and climbed into your bedroom from the fire escape. He was completely silent as he walked over to your bed and sat on it, studying your peaceful face. Your silky hair was strewn around your face- it looked a little damp, you must've showered before bed- and you had an adorable way of breathing while you slept.

Everything about you was adorable.

He'd refrained from doing this before because he wanted you to know of his feelings first. You looked so adorable right now, so peaceful and blissfully unaware, he couldn't help but lay down beside you- after sliding his shoes off, of course, he wasn't crazy- and move closer to your sleeping form.

You needed somebody to protect you as you slept, to lay with you and hold you to them. That broken window was very dangerous, after all, and you were an extremely pretty person. Some pervert could break in and take advantage of you while you slept. And who better for the job of protector then he?

He was, after all, the best detective in the whole wide world.

And your body fit perfectly against his, even though you were tucked under your covers and he refrained from climbing under them with you. You were made to be together. A perfect pair. Soulmates, even. You needed him, and he desperately needed you. You kept him breathing and you didn't even know it.

He rested his head on your chest- flat or no, it was a perfectly good pillow- and draped an arm over your stomach. Your heartbeat was so soothing, as soothing as a cat purring. And you felt so warm and comfy. Just perfect for cuddling with.

He hadn't been sleeping well lately. Maybe you could be his cure. His cure for everything.

You were utterly perfect. If- no, not if, when- he finally got you as his own, he'd be such an amazing boyfriend to you that you'd forget all about those other boyfriends, the ones who hadn't even brought you flowers for Valentine's Day. He was already better then them. The memory of your face when you'd taken the flowers, lips parted slightly in surprise and cheeks covered in a pretty pink flush, was enough to make him want to bring you gifts daily. Those crappy boyfriends didn't know what they'd missed out on.

But he was glad. Because it meant he was the only one who got to see you like that.

You shifted in your sleep. It felt like somebody warm and soft and squishy was laying with you. You could feel them, pressed against you, an arm over you and their head on your chest. They didn't feel like a threat. More like one of those microwave plushies. Just human-sized.

"Hmm... Ranpo-Kun..."

His heartbeat sped up when he heard you mumble his name in your sleep. So adorable.

He didn't speak. It would not be good if you woke up.

His fingers traced designs on your hip as he buried his face in your chest. You normally wore baggy clothes. He knew why it was. But he didn't get why. You were just perfect. And your chest was perfect for him to bury his face in. He couldn't be happier.

You shifted, and inadvertently put your arms around him. He smiled into you, allowing himself, to pretend you two were already dating- no, married! Happily married, maybe with a kid, and his forever. He fantasized about your future together as he drifted off.

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Time for a small break in the story!

Get a drink of water!

Have you eaten recently? If not, do so!

Have you taken any needed medicine?

Chibi Ranpo is rooting for you!

Now, time to resume the story!

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The next day, Ranpo dropped by your shop with a takeout bag of your favorite food. It was actually just an old shipping container that Kenji had graciously moved from the wharf to a empty spot nearer the ADA for you and you used it as a shop.

"Hellooooo, darling~!"

You looked up from a pair of gloves you'd been working on in your spare time. "Oh, hello, Ranpo-Kun! Got an order for me?"

He walked up to you and set the plastic bag down on the workbench. "Nope!" He grabbed the wheely stool that was just for him from its corner and slid it over, plopping down. "Just wanted to bring you your favorite food and hang out with you. It's a pretty slow day at the Agency."

You slid the tools and the gloves aside and grabbed the bag, taking out the container and opening it. You were surprised to actually see your favorite food. "Wha- how did you know this is my favorite?" You asked, surprised.

He rested his chin on his palm and grinned at you. "I wouldn't be the Worlds' Greatest Detective if I couldn't figure out the favorite food of my darling muse~" He said. "Besides, you told me awhile ago."

You hadn't. But on the times of him following you home, he'd noticed that you liked to stop at the same restaurant and order the same thing every time. It didn't take a genius like him to put two and three together.

Your cheeks flushed that pretty shade of pink again at the pet name and you busied yourself digging the utensils out of the bag. He giggled softly.

"Awww, are you flustered~" He teased.

"Shut up." You mumble, embarrassed, stuffing a bite of food into your mouth. "And thank you." You add through the mouthful of food.

"Where you thanking me for, sweets?" He asked.

"Going out of your way to get this for me." You reply after swallowing.

He grinned at you, and your cheeks went a little pinker, your heartbeat speeding up a touch. "Anything to see that pretty pink blush of yours, darling~"

A sudden knock on the side of the shipping container saved you from further flustered-ness. The two of you looked up to see a tall, dark-haired guy with a raccoon perched on his shoulder.

"H-Hi, Ranpo-San. I was told I'd find you here." The man said. He seemed painfully shy.

"Yup!"

Ranpo, perhaps seeing the confused look on your face, took pity upon you. "Ah, Y/N, meet Poe. He's a friend of mine, he writes novels that I solve in an instant."

Oof.

You smiled at Poe. "Nice to meet you, Poe."

He nodded, apparently too nervous to speak to you. "I have a case that I require your assistance in solving, Ranpo-San." He said, looking at Ranpo.

You had your eyes focused on your food as you ate before it got cold. You didn't notice the way Poe looked at you for a moment, nor the way Ranpo frowned when he did. Poe was one of his good friends, yes, but you were his.

"Eh, I'll be around later. Just put the file for it on my desk." Ranpo said, thinking of a way to make sure Poe knew you were his. "I'm spending time with my precious Y/N right now."

You raised an eyebrow at him. His? "You can go, Ranpo-Kun. It's fine."

Ranpo cracked open his eyes to study you, and your heart sped up at the sight of his stunning green eyes. "Mmm.. are you sure? I don't want you to be lonely."

"Yeah, don't worry. I'll be fine." You assure him.

He sticks his bottom lip out, and you giggle. " Alright.. it won't take me long, anyways."

He leans forward, and you have a single moment before he presses a quick kiss to your lips. Your cheeks, neck, and the tips of your ears go bright red.

Three birds with one kiss. He got you to blush again, Poe will stay away from you, if he's smart, and he got to taste your lips, even if it was a brief one. He wants to pull you close and kiss you breathless, but that little kiss will do for now.

He stands up, a mischievous grin on his lips as you're frozen, flustered beyond comprehending. "Cya later, darling~" And he leaves, Poe trailing behind him.

You touch your lips with your fingers. You can't believe that happened. For the second time in as many days, he left you flustered.

Just To Keep You Safe, Of Course! Pt 3

Part One: https://www.tumblr.com/roseyjean/761273592859213824/just-to-keep-you-safe-of-course?source=share

Part Two: https://www.tumblr.com/roseyjean/762194711245144064/just-to-keep-you-safe-of-course-pt-2?source=share

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Contains/Warnings: Slightly ooc Ranpo, obsession, yanderism, worship (ish), a dead body, some gore but not explicit, mentions of YNs past bad relationship, some manipulation, a smidge of fluff and a dash of suggestiveness at the end (if you're dirty-minded like me)

A/N: I'm sorry that for right now this is just images of what I wrote and that my handwriting sucks, but I can't find the motivation to actually copy out part three (the conclusion whoop whoop) and it's like- five pages. Some point I'll copy it out, but for right now ur gonna have to squint sorry. For right now there's no green marked parts obviously so it's up to your interpretations

I listened to: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/39pNfPYZnQJSbfGpUt9Gat?si=h-U5c-IBQFOJwfq7v7Pbug&pi=M24fQlbNQ0O8E while I worked

It's fairly late as you make your way back to your apartment. Your mind is still on the kiss. It was so swift wnd soft, you'd barely had any time to taste the sugar that lingered on his lips. The very thought of kissing him more made butterflies flutter in your stomach. You were a little glad he hadn't returned to the shop. You're not sure how you would've acted.

But you did wonder why he hadn't come back. It was possible that the case Poe had for him was just taking longer then expected. Or he'd gotten distracted. Or just forgotten to come back.

Whatever the case, you hoped to see him tomorrow. He was absolutely amazing. You didn't think you'd ever fallen for a guy as hard as you'd fallen for Ranpo. You'd noticed the way Poe had looked at you from the corner of your eye. And you'd heard the tinge of jealousy in Ranpo's tone. You were honestly flattered somebody would get jealous because of you.

You really needed to figure out a way to tell Ranpo just how much you liked him.

Walking past an alley, you see a glint of metal, and you walked closer to investigate. You stepped around some boxes and what you saw made you cover your mouth in horror. One of your ex-boyfriends laid there, dead, his chest slashed open. He'd been probably the worst one of your exes- verbal abuse, never touched you, treated you like crap. It had taken you forever to gain the courage to leave him. And you still had some issues, even a few years later.

You took a step back. The body was very fresh- blood oozing from the deep slashes on his chest, staining his clothes. The blood was still a bright crimson, blood still slowly pooling around his body. It was fresh.

You didn't know how fresh. And you didn't want to touch the body to find out.

You swallow back the bile rising in your throat and step back even more, rooting through your pockets for your phone. When you pull it out, your hands are shaky and sweaty, and your phone slides out of your hands and lands on the pavement with a clatter. You scoop it up. It's chipped in the corner but it still works perfectly fine.

Suddenly a hand clamps over your mouth, another around your wrist and twisting cruelly. You cry out in pain, muffled by the leather of the glove and the person's hand, and your phone falls to the ground. Your heart drops when you hear it shatter.

You don't know what else to do, so you bite the person' hand. Your self defense knowledge is shoddy at best, but instinct tells you to rear back and kick the person in the kneecap. You scoop up your phone and start running down the sidewalk. You need to get to a police station, ASAP.

You're running so fast that you don't even notice the person walking towards you, until you run into them. They grab your arms and you flail.

"Y/N! It's me! Calm down!"

You recognized his voice immediately and hug him tight, tucking yourself into his arms. "Ranpo!"

Ranpo said it was his turn to dance in the rain.

This took far to long to draw-

I have the head cannon that the poem Annabel Lee by edger Allen Poe in the BSD universe was written about ranpo but Poe made it sound like it was about a past lover so ranpo never found out. It worked because ranpo isn’t interested in romantic poetry but after reading the poem himself he figured it out.

I wanted to make it look like this was from when they first met but got a bit carried away so ya

I’m not good at drawing kissing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Marry Christmas

Christmas kids party at the poe house!

“I don’t want to be your rival”

My swap au has been rotating in my head for the past week so have some junichiro finally excepting the fact he has feelings for the ware cat.

For context this is an au where my oc Pluto and junichrio swap places with atsushi and aktuagawa so jun is with the mafia and Pluto was found by ranpo and dazai.

References under cut

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDGER!!

It’s the birthday of my favorite BSD character and author ever!! (sorry dazai)

I don’t normally do birthday art for charters but since it was poe I felt it was necessary, now I might do a two of these once I get my iPad back with all the different poes in media I love and my own (referring to my wip book bungo Angelica and others)

This art comes from my bsd gods au where edger is the main god of death but also a minor god of love as well as literature, sheep and of course ravens and raccoons are his signature animals. Ranpo in this universe is his oracle, so a mortal chosen by a god to have some of there power but for ranpo it was simply edgers obsession with the human race.

ENJOY

Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.2🤪

Kunikida: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Dazai: Take them! Ranpo: Punch them in the neck! Atsushi: Say thank you! Yosano: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Kunikida: … Kunikida: No. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Yosano: Several traffic violations. Dazai: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kunikida: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ranpo: Also, that’s not our car. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: Where’s Dazai? Ranpo: Doing stuff. Atsushi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Kunikida? Ranpo: Trying to stop Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: And Yosano? Ranpo: Trying to stop Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: I see. And what are you doing here, Ranpo? Ranpo: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Yosano from stopping Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Ranpo: Time for plan F. Yosano: Don’t you mean plan B? Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kunikida: What about plan D? Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Ranpo: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E. ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: Now I can't have food! Atsushi: You can eat a rock. Yosano: Air. Ranpo: The fabric of time and space. Dazai: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Kunikida: You guys are not helpful. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yosano: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Ranpø Edøgawa icøns... Vol.1..

"Murder On D Street."