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Hyde: Fuck you!

Jackie: Oh, I'm sure you want to!

Hyde: I'm outta here.

Jackie: Face the truth, Steven! You can't ignore me forever!

Hyde: I can try.

Jackie, heavily pregnant: What are you smiling at?

Hyde, proudly pointing at her belly: I did that!

Jackie: You and the guys were drinking last night?

Hyde: Yeah.

Jackie: Eric told me what you said...

Hyde: What was that?

Jackie: That you're in love with me.

Hyde, too stunned to speak:

Jackie, sighing: Coward.

*s8*

Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.

Kelso: I wanna marry you.

Jackie: Why?

Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.

Jackie:

Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.

Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.

Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!

Jackie: Calm down, Fez!

do you guys think brooke regretted letting kelso choose jackie and hyde as betsy's godparents after season 8?

"You can't. That's what you said." She couldn't care less if the whole town could hear her yelling at him. "Not 'I don't want to, because I love my girlfriend', more like 'I want to and I would if I didn't have a girlfriend'. There's a difference. And it's a huge one, and if you can't see it then... whatever it was that we were doing, I'm glad we're not doing anymore." By the time she finished the sentence, her voice was barely louder than a whisper. [...]

if i had a nickel for everytime i shipped a cheerleader and a burnout only for them not be endgame, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

*someone knocks on Jackie's door*

Jackie: I'm busy... studying... naked.

Hyde: Is that supposed to keep me away?

Jackie: Steven?

*gets up and goes to open the door*

Jackie: You're in my house!

Hyde: And you're dressed, now wonder who's more disappointed. Uh, can I come in?

Jackie: No.

Hyde, coming inside anyway: Thanks.

Jackie: So... what are you doing after this?

Hyde: You hopefully.

Jackie: Is that seat taken?

Steven: Uh... that's my lap.

Jackie: I know what I said.

Hyde:

Hyde: It's empty.

Hyde: Man, I need to feel something...

Hyde: Hey, Jackie... can you tell me something that'll piss me off?

Jackie: Abba is better than Led Zeppelin!

Hyde: Yep, that'll do it!

Hyde: What's up?

Jackie: My panties are so wet right now...

Hyde: They are?

Jackie: Uhu.

Hyde, smirking: Hmm, I like where this is going...

Jackie: No, you don't. You forgot to put the laundry in the fucking dryer, dumbass! *throws panty at Hyde*

Hyde: Jackie, I swear to God you're gonna like this movie.

Jackie: No.

Hyde: I'm not watching Grease again!

Jackie, stares at him:

Hyde, a few minutes later, inside the store: Can somebody help me find Grease?

*at the basement, after California*

Kelso: Jackiecita, hermosita, mamacita...

Jackie: You can save your español de mierda for California.

Kelso: Is that a burn? Oh, well, you can burn me. I deserve it.

Jackie: Oh, no, Michael. I'm here because Steven and I are going on a date.

Kelso: What are you talking about? You can't date Hyde!

Jackie, amused: Oh, and who's gonna stop me?

Kelso: I will! Jackie, baby, you don't like Hyde.

Jackie: You're wrong, Michael. You know, we have such a beautiful connection.

Kelso: Oh, so you're Hyde's girlfriend now? And there's nothing I can do about it?

Jackie: Of course there is! You can slice your throat open, you can throw yourself off a bridge, you can drink poison. These are some of the things you can do about it.

Donna: You know, Jackie, ever since you and Hyde broke up you've been at each other's throats. But, you two finally seem to be getting along.

Jackie, shrugging: Yeah, I guess. Well, you know what it's like. Shit happens, things don't work out, you get over it.

Donna: Wow, you're really chill about this. How'd you get over him?

Jackie: I didn't... I got under him.

*at the mall*

Hyde, holding all the shopping bags:

Jackie, holding out a hand to help him:

Hyde, aggressively moving the bags to one hand so he can hold her hand:

Eric: I sort of did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of criticism and judgment.

Hyde and Jackie: And you came to us?

Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.

Hyde: How much you got?

Jackie: Nothing.

Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?

Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.

*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?

Hyde: Am I in trouble?

Jackie: Take a guess.

Hyde: No?

Jackie: Take another guess.