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It's a bad sign when everyone hates the literal main character of a movie

From what I can tell, this is everyone’s reaction to the new Mario movie trailer

he didnt even try. like jack black actually made his voice fit bowser you almost can't tell its him and then you have mario whos like "hey in case you forgot i am voiced by chris pratt who didnt even fucking try and i will talk like this for two hours"

As it should be

this is the funniest thing

I wonder if the people that don't want Charles Martinet to voice mario because: "a whole movie in Mario's voice would be too much" thought he was going to be a one line character like in the games just screaming "wahooooo!" and "yaaaaahhhhh!" as soon as he was on screen, don't they know he is able to speak whole sentences?

I just think it would be really funny if a bunch of people didn't want Charles Martinet because they thought he could only speak in catch phrases.

A Whole Lost World

“I can show you the world, Shinning, shimmering, splendid, Tell me, Claire, now when did You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes, Take you wonder by wonder, Over, sideways, and under, On a magic gyrosphere ride.

A whole lost world, An old fantastic point of view, No one to tell us no or where to go, Or say we’re only dreaming.”

A story in which riff-raff leads an uppity girl around, showering her the wonders around her, ones which she happens to take for granted, due to social and economical pressures. Then, they almost die a bunch.

I have to say, I *beeping* love dinosaurs.

My main complaint is that, for a “world” of dinosaurs, the variety of dinosaurs you see in the movie is kinda limited.

However, the dinosaurs you do see are presented in an ironic, interesting, dazzling way. And, I get it, you can only show a cute, underestimated Compsognathus eat a person so many ways; new territory needed to be forged.

The movie has a charm, a dry, meta wit, and takes it self seriously, but also not at all.

The movie has a few surprises, which I enjoyed, and leaves some things to the imagination.

All in all, I can’t wait to see it again.

“All I gotta’ do is jump!”

Jurassic World

After seeing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom I can definitively say that Owen and Star-lord are the same person. No regular human should have been able to do that. It’s like the The Flash and Superman had a baby.

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Just jokes, please don't take this seriously 💀

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Chris Pratt and Kaa

Kaa hypnotized Chris Pratt in the forest and tied him to a tree to have some fun😈

Kaa and Chris Pratt playing golf

Kaa took his new slave to play golf, however things got heated. Just when Chris got into position to throw the ball, the snake took the opportunity to immobilize him with its long tail and leave him at the mercy of his perverted ideas.

"Yesss...Thisss time we will play my ssstyle... You'll sssee how later you won't want to play any other way...sss"

Chris, totally hypnotized, couldn't do anything other than enjoy the touch of the reptile's tail going up his butt and then invading his entire body.