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Live laugh love Polyninjaššā¤ļøš¤š¤
happy valentineās day i present to you polyninja
TEHE
And Cole was finally allowed to be gentle.
AGRHRHTH THEM!!?? THEY SPEAK SO SOFTLY TO EACH OTHER AND AGGHHGHH!!!! Cole finally being able to be himself with no judgementā¦ live a slow lifeā¦ not have his safety risked every 0.001 secondsā¦FBDHFHFHDHDH DR S2 PLS GIVE THEM MORE SCREEN TIME PLEASE PLEASE PLEEASEEE
AWW I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIPP (sorry if the quality is garbage, since NETFLIX won't let me friggin screenshot I had to literally take a picture of my TVš I tired to mess with filters on it so it would look more like wasn't taken from a TV screen)
MORE DRAWINGS!! The first is the Zane drawing I said I left at school. The others are weapons, since I can mess up humans but I can't mess up weapons lol (*MY ART*)
Ok I'm happy about this
Sorry if you ship Conia, it's just.. they seem more like best friends and Vania is just always fangirling lol)
HELP he said "that's my fucking dad."šš (edit: wow this is my most liked post I didn't think yall would like it that much- and I didn't make this, I saw it on tt)
7 months later and almost 1700 likes- dang!
I LOVE THESE SILLY GAY UNCLES LITERALLYYY IM SO HAPPY COLE WILL BE BACK W/ THE SQUAD IN S2āļøāļøā¤ļø
I love how Cole and Jay have such a bipolar relationship.š
Dragons Rising S2 spoilers belowwāļøāļø
V V V V
In that flashback Cole had of himself and Jay fighting, and then they just go out to eat 2 seconds after throwing eachother into the wall?? It's giving Hot N Cold by Katy Perry brošš
And I love when Cole said "I wonder where that bonehead is now" or smth love them literally!1!!
Most ninjago fan's headcanon: COLE IS GAY COLE IS GAYāļøāļø *+ only shipping him with guys
Dragons Rising:
Fans: oh. ...YAAAā
We got what we wish for I guess y'all (even though it's not fully canon, come on man, even a blind person could see their gay assesš)
YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEE *SOBS
hi :3
DONT TALK TO ME RN THEY WERE SO CUTUE HERREE KSJDHSJKDHSKJDHSKJDHSJKBDSNBDHSDBJSDBJ
THEY ARE REALL INLOVEEE LOOK AT HOW SOFT COLE IS TO GEO
this is like lava all over again (to me)
I LOVE this part of the episode tehe
The only reason they added skylor to this episode was because the writers were scared it'll be too gay.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL
Congrats to those who know what they are and who they like cause I sure as hell dont!!š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø (But I atleast know one thing, I'm Demiromanticš)
To celebrate, here's my favorite homo shippp:
Kai: Sees Cole in a relationship with Geo You have a secret relationship away from me!?š¦
...
Can I join?š
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DUCKLINGS!
When you become the babysitter for six young ninja.
@kittydemon9000
So, one of the best ways to watch/rewatch the movie is frame-by-frame (or at least, slow-mo). The movie is actually super pretty, especially the set design. And, in classic lego movie style, all smear frames usually use lego pieces, which makes some very fluid and smooth quick-action.
But when you slow it down, coupled with the fact The LEGO Ninjago Movie is a little... loose with rules-
You get the most hilarious freeze frames and expressions. Which I naturally screenshot-ed to share with all of you today, first because I was bored and it sounded fun, then because I was laughing my head off.
So, below are frames from specifically that promo video (the quality is a little fuzzy which honestly just makes it even funnier)- and one day Iāll start posting some of the screenshots I found from the movie itself, once I actually organize that folder because I keep finding new ones.
Enjoy.
Starting with the green bean himself-
a very >:( boy
Next up, his dad, who just loves to stretch a lego leg much further than itās supposed to.
Good sir please put your helmet back on-
Sir your leg-
Following Sir-I-Donāt-Care-About-Physics, weāve got-
Behold. The majestic Water Ninja.
And donāt forget her brother!
āWhyād my sword meltā
I think this is the angriest we see him in the whole movie, and itās not even in the movie
Right after, we got m!Zane doing his best! :DĀ
But that oneās kinda tame, right? WELL- m!Coleās got you covered, because his little scene includes the distortion effect from the shockwave his hammer makes
Sir, thatās not a hammer, thatās a pickaxe-
Oh dear mother of mayhem what happened-
And then weāre back to spinning-
Side note, the spinning smear frames are actually quite pretty and the effect they make when on normal speed is super cool
And then we have m!Jay, who just-
YEET. But at least he stuck the landing- oh. Oh dear. Buddy, are you alright-
Heyyy bud, I canāt tell whatās your hand andĀ whatās your leg. Youāre just a pile of googly gob. But at least you donāt break physics when you spin- no, wait, he does.
Sir, you are a lego, Iām not sure youāre supposed to bend that way.
Aw fiddlesticks, he canāt hear us, heās having too much fun
Aaaaaand onto Koko! Look at how amazing she looks-
Well, mostly amazing. Add that one to the expressions chart!
But hey, weāre done! Surely thereās not more freeze-frame worthy moments-
Wait, Master Wu, what are you- NO! PUT THAT LEG BACK THE WAY ITāS SUPPOSED TO OR SO HELP ME-
*Sigh* Canāt catch a break, huh. At least his nephew is-
...well, not the worst expression Iāve seen. Heās at least not breaking physics, so heās-
m!Lloyd Montgomery Smith Garmadon, you are a lego, your leg is not supposed to touch your back, put it back-
m!KAI-
STOP ADDING EXTRA LEG-
FOR THE LOVE OF- okay, okay, weāre calm, weāre almost done, nobody else is gonna do anything crazy, itās gonna be fi-
Thin ice, m!Nya, thin ice. Bent too far forward over your front leg, but you landed in a sick split, I gotta give you style points.Ā
Okay. NOW theyāre posing for the title card, soĀ nobodyās gonna do anything crazy-
Garmadon, what are you-
NO-
SIR, YOUR LEG- STOP IT WITH THE LEG- GARMALEG ALERT, SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN
LOOK WHAT HE DID, HE SCARED THE HAIR/HEAD RIGHT OFF OF m!COLE!
Seriously, these legos...
But now weāre done for real (until I eventually make a movie screenshot post)
I hope you enjoyed these priceless screenshot freeze-frames as much as I did.
Lego Ninjago Movie New, Secret Promo Video.Ā
Boi, if only the Movie would have been this cool.
You knowā
Cole was travelling around for a while too after he ran away from the dance school. He was out rock-climbing whatever mountain he could find. And we know that powers didnāt just come from their weapons, so heās likely had superstrength & improved climbing skills that he didnāt noticeā
So imagine this:
Local Villager: Making my way to the market, walking fast, faces passā
[Sees a teen free-scale a 90 degree sheer cliff with no supplies, no rope, and no shirt in three seconds flat.]
Local Villager:
Local Villager, picking up speed: Walking faster so the spider demon cryptid doesnāt get meā
And heck, while weāre at it, if Jay ever tested any of his other intentions in the city/edge of the desertā POV youāre driving down the only road for miles in the Sea of Sand, itās dawn, still dark but the barest hints of sunlight, mostly lit up by the sparking, flickering old street lamps here and there. You suddenly spot a strange shape at the side of the road and slow down, peering with squinting, curious eyes out of your window.
Bright beams of light like glowing eyes (special goggles) snap up to stare at you. You canāt really make out anything elseā crooked shapes like mangled wings, perhaps, or jutting limbs out of the sand.
Startled and scared, you floor it, watching as all the street lamps around you suddenly fizzle out with a wild pop as if the lightbulbs just exploded. You hear an almost inhuman screech behind you, and vow never to drive this road againā at least not without the noon sun watching your back.
Anyway so yeah Zane, Cole, and Jay all having old cryptid rumours about them without knowing it, and Kai having heard about all three from passing travellers in his village while working the forge. He finds out later those three āCryptidsā are now his teammates
And then along comes Lloyd with even more cryptid rumours of the āred eyed feral raccoon child in the darkness that steals sugarā because Oni + dragon + candy-crazy runaway ex-Darkleyās kid
Dude I like to think that in his early life living in the woods with Dr Julien, Zane was a local cryptid for a while. There's just this really tall, almost expressionless guy dressed in all white that wanders around the woods. If he sees you struggling, sometimes firewood for the winter will show up outside your house. He disappears into the forest without a trace or a sound as soon as you see him. People make up stories about him. "Yeah I got this scar from the white demon of the forest" and "my family was blessed with extra fish because we left out warm soup for the winter spirit"
I just think that would be neat