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bruce: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?
tim, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?
bruce:
bruce: I don’t like that answer
clark, driving damian and jon: So how was your day?
jon: We almost got surprise adopted!
clark: What?
damian: We almost got kidnapped.
clark: Oh, okay.
clark: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
clark: oh, was it one of your bro-
damian: yes now keep driving we are going to be late
damian: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
tim : What?
damian: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
dick:
tim:
jason: to the death
dick: there’s only one thing worse than dying
dick: *rips paper off to reveal the words ‘Damian dying’*
jason: demon spawn
steph: bat brat
damian, nodding: myself
dick: