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Jason, holding a photo of Tim as Robin: Tim what was with this haircut
Tim: it was the 90s! Everyone had that haircut!
Jason: it’s still ugly!
Duke: so is nobody going to mention Tim claiming to have been around in the 90s?
Tim: of course I was alive in the 90s? I was born in ‘77?
Duke: WAIT WHAT? So you’re in your 40’s???
Tim: no? You know I’m 17
Duke: If you were 17 you’d have been born in 2006!
Tim: that…. Yeah that makes sense. But I was definitely Robin in the 90s? I don’t…
Jason: yeah… and I definitely died in the 80s
Tim: … this is making my brain hurt
Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED
Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?
Tim: OUTMANNED!
Jason: WHAT?!
Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED
Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND
Jason: HAND EM OVER!!
Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!
Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-
Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--
I made a post earlier about how Dick should have taught Damian to use his baby face to his advantage and someone said he would teach all of his siblings. So here is the aftermath. A task force specifically designed to bring Bruce down.
Dick: Hey B, I was wondering if we could borrow the Batmobile for the weekend?
Bruce: … [no]
Dick: Pretty please I promise it will be in one piece when I give it back!
Bruce: Hnn. [Still no]
Dick: Fine then, you’ve forced my hand. ATTACK!
Tim steps forward, yawning and promising to try and sleep properly.
Bruce loses two health points.
Duke is next in the initiative order.
Duke: It would be fun!
The full power of the sun shines through his smile.
Bruce falters but passes a quick time event in his head, only losing another two health points.
Cass steps up to the plate.
Cass: I would like to go on an outing with my siblings, it sounds fun.
CRITICAL HIT!
Bruce is starting to sweat as a total of ten health points are swept away by the fact cass considers them family.
Damian decides to use his special attack! Holding the target’s sleeve makes it especially effective!
Damian: Baba, please?
A whopping fifty points! BRUCE IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD!
Jason: c’mon Dad.
Fatality
Bruce: fine.
Dick: Great job team!
Damian: yes, we got the Batmobile successfully. I will drive.
Dick: No-
tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week
✨️🎄 merry crisis 🎄✨️
wishing the very best to everyone and i hope yallre enjoying some rest time and staying warm inside! cheers!!! 🎉🎉🎉
(captionless version of santa hood underneath)
Jason: Narrows, you will never understand what a real sunburn feels like
Duke, shrugging: not my fault you’re whiter than stadium lights
Tim: damn
Jason: not helping Timbo
Duke: and the sunscreen is?
Tim: dAyUm