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I know it doesn't work that way. i know. but i am suddenly and indescribably sad that when anakin got ashoka as his padawan, obi-wan's response was not "anakin! i'm not old enough to be a grandfather!"
this is shab’la hilarious and I adore it.
Not sure how I feel about Sabine being a Jedi (both /pos and just confused lmbo) but it does amuse me that the disaster lineage now contains a mandalorian and in particular sabine wren
HUYANG CALLING OUT THE DISASTER LINEAGE “I suppose you do come from a long line of non-traditional jedi. In that way, she fits right in” sabine congrats you’re the worst to ever do it in a long line of the worst to ever do its <3
we are what they grow beyond.
crown of midnight, sarah j. maas / star wars: episode iii – revenge of the sith (2005) dir. george lucas / star wars: the clone wars (2008–2020) deleted scene / star wars: the last jedi (2017) dir. rian johnson / oathbringer, brandon sanderson / star wars: the last jedi (2017) dir. rian johnson / star wars: rebels (2014–2018), dave filoni
#OF COURSE THESE TWO IDIOTS HAVE MATCHING LOGOS #I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING ABOUT A STUPID MATCHING DISNEY+ LOGO WITH OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN
im so glad we're getting more representation of padawans without the haircut just to solidify that obi-wan and anakin were just fuckin weird
The Jedi Council really did just say “fuck around and find out” to the Disaster Lineage and the Disaster Lineage (to a damn member) took a bow, straightened up, cracked their knuckles, looked every member of that council dead in the eyes like a half-feral house cat about to push a water glass off a table and replied;
“If you insist.”
And that’s the origin of every fuckin’ EVENT in the galaxy.
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Famous last words before disaster
Things weren’t always so contentious. It’s just that Obi-Wan was a headstrong brat for so long that when he was finally able to hold his own, his padawan-brothers demanded backpay for their suffering (jk, they loved him deep down in their hearts. Deep, deep down. No, deeper).
disaster lineage but dooku never left and obi becomes his padawan instead
Reasons for a disaster lineage member to pick* a fight with God:
* a god/God picking the fight doesn’t count, Mortis
Yoda: He’s just been alive a very long time and sometimes he needs something fresh to have fun.
Dooku: He just died and is playing chess with some deity in order to avoid the shittiest afterlife.
Rael: He may be high and not realize that fighting God is the thing he is doing.
Qui-Gon: Philosophy debate that got out of hand.
Komari: Cult reasons.
Ventress: Is NOT fighting any gods, thank you very much.
Feemor: Qui-Gon put him up to it.
Xanatos: How Dare You
Obi-Wan: It happened while he was on Tatooine and honestly he doesn’t want to talk about it.
Anakin: When is he NOT down to fight a god? Multiple gods, even? He might be running on no sleep and the power of the Dark Side and also Sith Chemicals, OR he might be fifteen and on his eighth can of Space Red Bull while he works on an engineering thesis paper, OR he’s just been confronted with the inevitability of death again.
Ahsoka: Literally everything has gone to shit, her life and galaxy are in shambles, she has nothing left to lose, and Morai said to go for it.
Luke: He is not fighting any gods, he said No Thank You and left the room.
Anakin and Obi-Wan is unstoppable force vs immoveable object
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon is immoveable object vs immoveable object
This is the most accurate thing I have seen in days.
The disaster linage can be summarized pretty easily.
The grey jedi (who both died and came back in some way)
Borderline mythological beings
…and the civilized ones
If Yoda did stab somebody I feel like he would gaslight them and just say "Do that, did I?" while staring at them all innocent like
*The Disaster Lineage’s (minus yoda) thoughts on stabbing* Obi Wan: Would never stab anyone. Ahsoka: Would stab someone in retaliation. Qui Gon: Yells “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” first. Dooku: Would stab without warning. Anakin: Would stab as a warning.
This is giving
DISASTER GIRL
Literally the same thing
Except Obi-Wan is the reason for the disaster
DAY 1 | PURGE TROOPER CODY/EMPEROR OBI-WAN
yay! It’s @codywanweek 🥳 and I am not prepared.
I just realised that Dooku and Luke are padwan brothers due to the fact that they were both taught by master yoda. wild.
... Someone's probably already said this, but if Ahsoka's training Sabine, who was also trained by Kanan...
The shatterpoint lineage has crossed over with the disaster lineage. Mace Windu must be rolling in his grave.
Honestly though, considering how enamored the fandom has been with Obi-Wan Kenobi and his connections to the Mandalorians, it's only right that the first Jetiibal'Mando'ad be of Obi-Wan's lineage
It definitely tracks
... Someone's probably already said this, but if Ahsoka's training Sabine, who was also trained by Kanan...
The shatterpoint lineage has crossed over with the disaster lineage. Mace Windu must be rolling in his grave.
Ahsoka: He's nine. Nine-year-old boys are allowed to pick their noses. I'm willing to bet my boots you picked your nose at nine.
Obi-Wan: I did not. Did you?
Ahsoka: I was never a nine-year-old boy.
(AU where post-banishment Ahsoka gets zapped back to TPM. Link to fic)
Too early for talking, Anakin. Drink your caf. ☕️