This Is Giving

This is giving

DISASTER GIRL

Literally the same thing

Except Obi-Wan is the reason for the disaster

DAY 1 | PURGE TROOPER CODY/EMPEROR OBI-WAN

yay! It’s @codywanweek 🥳 and I am not prepared.

Searching for a Star Wars Fic(?) Help?

There's a question mark there because it's not really a fic, more like a prompt idea, but there is some written stuff there like how a fic would show.

I found this on Tumblr, these are basically stories people reblog and add in their own extensions of the story.

So Anakin time traveled to the past, he tried to tell Qui Gon how great little! Obi-wan could be a padawan. Annoyed by Anakin Qui-gon replies "Then why don't you take him yourself? Ha!" and Anakin was like "Oh sh*t I did smth wrong". So because Anakin accidentally rewrote the future, he decided to take little! Obi-wan as his padawan. It. Was. PURE. Chaos. The council dreaded the pair because of how chaotic and destructive and unpredictable they could be. And in the end, Qui-gon would help Anakin because he noticed how much he was "NOT" a good master who reigned in his padawan. Qui-gon didn't want a padawan, in the end, he gained two. After this happened Older! Obi-wan had also time traveled and he was like "Anakin what did you do!?". The council was expecting someone rowdier than Little! Obi-wan and were shocked when they got calm and collected, and polite! Jedi instead. Ofc they weren't going to complain, it was a miracle that he could reign in Anakin and Little! Obi-wan. Little did they know, Obi-wan was actually worse than Little! Obi-wan, he was just a lot more discrete. Qui-gon was falling in love with Older! Obi-wan, but keeps getting cock-blocked because of Anakin (he found out what Qui-gon did to his obi-wan and was NOT happy). You can see how scared the council was when they saw the twinkle of admiration and the determination to learn that they saw from Little! Obi-wan for Older! Obi-wan.

That'a basically the whole story. I thought I had liked it but apparently not. or maybe I just can't find it in my likes.

Someone actually made a fic based on this @dehydratedmockingbird

Tho you can only access it if you have an ao3 account

Batman getting a case file from Jim Gordon of a John Doe found dead after a mass shooting. When Batman asked if Gordon just needed help finding out who the body was Jim’s like “no, the John Doe is Daniel James Fenton. But the thing is that this is the fifth body of his we found.”

The chaos that would cause!!!!

But like what if the BatFam try to rope Phantom into it and he just awkwardly having to explain that it’s HIS dead bodies they keep finding cuz he keeps accidentally getting shot in crossfire of gang violence cuz he lives on the streets.

I had a very cursed thought and I'm choosing violence and making it Tumblr's problem:

Bruce had his thing with Talia. It led to the Stabby Child that is Damian.

Except, Damian has 2 dads.

Bruce, biologically his Father, and Daniel James Phantom, brought to their world by the Lazarus Pit, who "convinced Ras to retire" (aka turned his mind to mush through Eldritch Madness of Revelation). Talia took over, and, thinking herself The Chosen One, allowed the guy to court her.

In fact she isn't some Chosen One. She's a badass woman who could kill Danny easily, and he's very into that. And it's not helping that she's very attractive, and her kid is very feral and like to fight, like baby ghosts also like to do.

Eventually the Bats get wind that there's been a Change in Management in the League, and they come to investigate. Bruce expects the worst, Tim is just praying Ras is dead and he can get his spleen back, Jason is mildly disturbed that it might mean Talia is leading the Assassins, and Dick is keeping Gotham safe while the others are out.

They expect a cruel dictatorship, or a mound of corpses piles in a corner.

They did NOT expect to see a tiny Damian fight a guy dressed in League armor, a Cape and a crown of black iron, who could've been Wayne Adoption Bait if he was younger, while the guy laughs and corrects his form. Every blow the child is allowed to land simply passes through him.

Talia got herself a very comfy throne (Danny gifted it to her, saying some cheesy line like "no other would be fit for a Queen like you") made of Starlight and Ice, from which she can watch her on and her Beloved bond and train, while her new and improved League watch on as their Prince takes joy in his training and the pride his parents have in him. Soon he shall move to Gotham to meet his other dad, and learn from him as well, so he may know his family and make his destiny as he wishes.

TLDR: Danny is a simp for strong deadly lady and a good dad to her kid. She's indulging in his attention and caring. The bats are confused. Jason can feel the Ghost Adoption that will be coming his way when Danny "Ghost King" Phantom learns of his existence. The League of Assassins, even while they kill people to maintain Wolrd Order, treat Talia, Danny and Damian like the spies in SpyxFamily act towards Loid and Anya :)

Bruce: *opens his mouth*

Talia: You can't adopt my love

Bruce: *closes mouth*

I go a little feral for Jason viewing Talia as his mom so I am 100% behind Danny adopting Jason. Maybe Tim follows him after learning what Danny did to Ras and let's him have his spleen back, tho only on the condition that his own doctors put it back in. Who knows what Ras has done to it and with ecto involved its better to be safe than sorry. Tim is amazed that they can put the spleen back in at all due to how long its been outside his body.

Is this going to turn Poly with Bruce/Talia/Danny? Cause I'd read that!

Lmao imagine everyone going on vacation in the Ghost Zone. I'd read that too!

Tumblr Maribat AU Prompt Recommendations 4

Letters revealing a scary truth by @mysnis

"Please reach JL, villain in Paris."

"What? A villain in Paris?" Bruce asked. He frowned. "Why is she hiding it?"

"I'm hoping that the previous letters will reveal that." Tim answered. Damian stared between the two before heading to his room. He came back quickly looking at them.

Lost and Found by @soulmate-game

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“Is that a kid?”

“Yep,” Batman’s grin grew.

“Is she… stealing my tires?” Hood was so, so glad he wore a helmet that hid his expression. Because… wow.

“Yep,” Batman finally lost his composure, chuckling. “This seems like Karma, don’t you think?”

De-Aged by @timinette-is-best

“How is there a fairy in the Pixie’s pocket?”

He asked jokingly while swinging the hands back and forth!

“Lookin lookie!  It’s a Ladybug fairy!  She’s so pwetty.”

Marinette held Tikki in both of her hands and jumped up and down trying to get him to look.  Jason chuckled and looked down at the toy.  It was cute, he had never seen something like it before.  Then it blinked, and flew out of Marinette’s hand, and oh gosh, IT CAN TALK?!

Innocence, avoidance by @consumeconstantly

To be more precise, he’s hoping that she’s simply avoiding his detection, and hasn’t gotten swept up in something bad.

It takes Jason three hours-- three hours-- to find the girl who can’t be much older than ten. Probably not even ten, judging by her size.

“You’re lucky it’s me finding you, and not someone else, Pixie.” He finally catches a glance of her glaringly sparkly backpack, complete with fairies and unicorns covered in some sort of holographic overlay.

The New Adoptee by @purple-goo-writes , @mochegato & @thepacifistavenger

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Alfred will tell him.  Alfred knows everything.

“Master Bruce, I’m shocked at you.  Surely you know your most recent adoptee’s name?”

Adoptee?!  When–?  How??

There’s a light tap just below his right shoulder blade–she really is a tiny slip of a thing–and he turns to meet her wide-eyed, innocent, sapphire gaze.  Oh, no.  Did she learn this look from Jason?  Or is it her own and that’s how it is that she fits in so well with the rest?

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Searching For A Star Wars Fic (2). Help?

I remember reading this on Ao3 but I don't remember the title.

So Obi-Wan and Jango meet in a dream and Obi gives him the dark Saber or smth that legitimates his right to be Mand'alor and when Jango wakes up he has that thing in real life. Some kind of Mando seer says this means Obi is like some kind of important person for Mandalorians.

I also remember Obi-Wan finding 3 clones of Jango Fett and named the oldest Kote meaning Glory and when the Mandos get Cody they realised who delivered them and were like. Cody's going to be a great warrior cause Obi named him Kote.