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I keep seeing flags with the different colors around pride and stuff. But what do they mean?
posting pride hc icons multiple times a week - day 3 - star wars prequel trilogy (+ a lil tcw)
ugh the quality is so bad guys sorry!! the bg remover thing got rid of the lightsabers and im too lazy to fix it sry :(((
no palpatine bcs he's homophobic
fandom checklist
Despite never really being into the Star Wars fandom here I am scrolling Gifs of baby Yoda at 3am
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17
Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm
Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own
Elzar: alright
Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me
Elzar: yeah, one sec
Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*
Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*
Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?
Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us
Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*
Elzar:
Stellan:
Avar: *sniffles*
Stellan: !!!
Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY
Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot
Stellan: uh huh
Avar: and spicy
Elzar, grinning: right, go on
Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos
Special Guest
Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?
Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm
I wanted to celebrate mermay and May the 4th be with you even during my break, so I doodled mermaid yoda
He shall be promoted to Ceiling
May the Forth Be with You!
I probably won't have time to draw anything special for the occasion...
Because I'm at my brother's graduation party! It's Star Wars themed, of course!
So here's a super sketchy white board Yoda inviting people to the graduation. Hope it suffices.
Happy May the Forth everybody!!!
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How many Jedi lineages actually have names? Cause I know Yoda's and Mace's does, did we ever come up with a name for Cal's? (I'm sure I'm missing other lineages, feel free to let me know of any I didn't list)
Yoda-Dooku-Quigon-Obiwan-Anakin-Ahsoka-Sabine = Disaster Lineage
Coming from Obiwan-Luke-Leia-Grogu-Ben Solo-Rey-(the other kids at the school?)=Also disaster Lineage??
Cyslin Myr-Mace Windu-Depa Billaba-Kanan Jarrus(Caleb Dume)-Ezra Bridger-(Jacen hopefully?) = Shatterpoint Lineage
Yaddle-Jaro Tapal-Cal Kestis-(Kata potentially?) = ???
Also how did Mace's Lineage get its name?
I should draw like, family trees for these
Clone wars characters at a fancy party:
Anakin: Dances with Padme the entire time, has no sense of subtly. Nearly punches another senator in the face for disrespecting her. Encourages Rex to 'go get the girls'.
Ahsoka: Is literally gorgeous in whatever she's wearing. Takes a sip of wine and immediately regrets it. Hangs around her masters and brothers the whole time. Tries to bite the senator who dissed her bestie.
Obi wan: Shows up in a tuxedo and a limouse, dressed to the nines. Heads straight for the wine. Stops his two chaos gremlins padawans from attacking a senator.
Rex: Tries to avoid dancing. Gets roped into dancing with Ahsoka. Drank seven cups of coffee right before but is still tired. Internally laughs as his commander and general try to attack a senator.
Fives: Is late because he saw a really cute loth cat and had to stop and pet it. Falls into the fountain, needs Echo to help him out. Eats all the horderves.
Echo: Literally only showed up because he didn't trust Fives. Falls asleep during the boring parts. Tries to dance with Rex but gets rejected. Recorded Fives falling into the fountain to use as blackmail
BONUS
Yoda: Wearing a mini tuxedo and bringing a cooler full of frogs to snack on because nobody else did.
I want a time travel au where Yoda is a time traveled Grogu that just wants to see his buir again, but accidentally went too far back.
The whole Yoda's swamp stew is because Mando never taught Grogu how to cook, and he just throws together what he likes to eat in water(?); in other words frogs, lizards, and/or anything that moves and can fit into his mouth.
With an au that branches off where Mando also time travels(but closer to Canon than Grogu somehow), and everyone in the order is confused on why there's a Mandalorian hugging or even scolding the Grandmaster of the Order like a parent.
Anakin: Hey everyone, I'm multiplying.
Walks into the jedi council room. With an Anakin from another universe.
Mace Windu: Screams while pointing. There's another one.
Obi-Wan: yeets himself out of the window.
Yoda: laughing in the background at everyone's pain.
Anakin looks at his double and shrugs his shoulder.
Anakin: I told you they were weird.
I used a prompt from @swpromptsandasks
Anakin had once known a slave that got interstellar pilot training(definitely a restricted skill) because he offered sexual favours to his master. He very tentatively asks the council when they refuse to train him, if that's something he can trade to be taught to be a jedi because he knows he's supposed to be a jedi. Slaves think differently about sex after all, it's just another thing masters do to you, not a special act between two lovers. Love between slaves is emotional and intellectual.
Jedi vs the Sith
Are the Jedi weaker than the Sith?
The Jedi and Sith conflict usually portrays the Sith with the advantage over the Jedi in direct conflict. The Sith are not only more powerful, but they bring a wider array of combat abilities into battle against their Light-Side Counterparts.
Additionally, the Clone Wars see many Jedi either cut down in battle or fall to the dark side to survive the horrors of war. These fallen Jedi are then cut down for falling to the dark side by their Jedi colleagues.
In general, the Sith are generally portrayed as the greater warriors compared to the Jedi. But does that mean the Light Side of the Force is weaker than the Dark?
This question is related to the reason the Jedi fell during the Revenge of the Sith, and the answer is succinctly put by Qui Gon Jinn:
Mace Windu reiterates:
Except:
the Jedi are Peacekeepers, and their powers are strongest when they are focused on that role. Fighting only when necessary, and relying on diplomacy to resolve conflict.
But the demands of war forced the Jedi to act in ways counter to peace and use the Light Side of the Force. War is too emotional to simply remain at peace and the demand for victory pushes the Jedi to act in ways that contradict the Jedi Code. This contradiction renders a Jedi unstable, especially Padawans who have yet to mature in their abilities and their understanding of the force.
Simply sticking to the Jedi Code is also a detriment to the war effort because the Jedi's focus on protecting all life places unnecessary strain on both their personal, and military resources since more efficient strategies are non-starters from the word go. Which leads to more lives lost, and further contradiction under which the Jedi code can't hold up.
The Jedi should not have become Generals during the Clone Wars and it is because of their hubris in participating that rendered their sensitivity to the Force clouded. Which left the Jedi vulnerable to the Sith.
But this does not make the Light Side weaker than the Dark as it is the Light Side of the Force that built a Republic that lasted far longer than any Empire the Sith could form. The Dark Side could win battles, but the Sith are unable to consolidate what they won. This is why Sidious's Galatic Empire only lasted for a decade, at the most.
So is the Light Side weaker than the Dark? Perhaps it would be better to say that the Jedi should have stuck with what they were good at.
pov: you’re anakin skywalker
I agree with many people that Anakin’s story was kind of poorly developed, especially in the movies. However, I think what we have seen shows how his motivations were strong enough to join the dark side and become Darth Vader.
Anakin had no father, literally, and only had his mother until he was ~10y/o.
He and his mother were slaves for Watto.
When Qui-gon discovered how high his midichlorian count was, his force sensitivity was made into a big deal.
Qui-gon believed very early on that Anakin was the Chosen One and that he would fulfill the prophecy of balancing the force.
Anakin had to say goodbye to his mother and leave the only home he ever knew to live with and be trained by strangers.
When Anakin was first brought before the High Jedi Council, they refused to allow him to be trained. His confidence was built up and broken down within such a short amount of time.
As one of the only men that believed in him and cared for him up until that point, Qui-gon’s death must have been heartbreaking to Anakin.
The only reason Yoda agreed to let Anakin into the Order was because Obi-wan basically threatened to leave the Order and take Anakin with him and train him without the council’s supervision (and because he trusted Qui-gon’s judgement).
Anakin was raised by Obi-wan for the next 10 years, but probably in a very by-the-book way because Obi-wan was dedicated the the Jedi Code.
During this time, he was probably judged by everyone else in the Order. Everyone expected him to be the Chosen One. What do you think happened when Anakin failed at something? Made a mistake? He was probably held to such high expectations the rest of his childhood.
When he was 19, he saw force visions of his mother dying. He went back to Tatooine to find her just in time for her to die in his arms. He killed the entire village of Tusken Raiders out of rage, probably because he never had a place to vent his anger before. Jedi are taught not to let emotions control their actions, but for the first ~10 years of his life, he was raised differently. He probably had strong emotions but had to hide them to avoid further disappointment from his peers.
It is implied that Anakin was knighted because the Jedi Order didn’t have enough Jedi knights to serve as generals in the Clone War. They admitted that he hadn’t passed all of the trials but knighted him anyways. One of the most important achievements in any Jedi’s life was falsified in Anakin’s case for the council’s gain.
When the council entrusts him to train Ahsoka, and after he warms up to the idea of that responsibility, he grows very attached to Ahsoka. So when Cad Bane almost threw her out an airlock, she was almost killed by the Blue Shadow Virus, she was possessed (and killed¿) by the Brother, she was kidnapped by Trandoshans, she was framed for murder, she was expelled from the Order, and when she left the Order and Anakin behind...Anakin felt responsible, heartbroken, and maybe even betrayed. He missed her and resented the council for her deciding to leave.
Not to mention when the council decided to have Obi-wan fake his death and go undercover to prevent Eval from kidnapping Palpatine. Anakin genuinely thought his master, the man who raised him, “the closest thing [he had] to a father,” was dead. They had a funeral that Obi-wan’s closest friends and peers attended under the impression that it was real. After the mission’s success, Anakin finds out that the council lied to him in such a horrible and kind of unnecessary way.
Anakin also saw force visions of Padmé dying. Not only was padmé his wife and the love of his life, but she was also the mother of his unborn children. He wasn’t just trying to save her, he was also trying to save the twins from dying. He had three lives at risk that he was desperate to save.
When Anakin is inducted into the Jedi Council, he isn’t given the rank of master. This is the first time in the Jedi Order’s history that a member of the council was not ranked as a master. If Anakin wasn’t ready to be a master, he shouldn’t have been accepted onto the council. Later, Windu tells Anakin that if his intel is correct then he will have “gained [his] trust” meaning that Windu never truly trusted him before that.
So when Palpatine promises to help Anakin save Padmé, supports Anakin’s decisions throughout the war, and seems to want to help him, Anakin grows close to him. Anakin depended on him.
In the end, he was deceived. Padmé was dead (he probably assumed his children were dead by extension), the Jedi were dead, he believed his former padawan was dead (probably at the hands of Rex, who he also probably thought was dead), his master had left him to die, his life was basically ruined, and all he had was a man that engineered his suit to constantly cause him pain to ensure that he would never overthrow him.
Anakin’s story is a tragedy, and it’s shown beautifully if you pay enough attention.
Despite Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) not being considered canon anymore for obvious reasons, there are a few gems in there.
Here are some of the things you’re missing out on if you haven’t watched it:
Severely 2-D Cartoon Network animation style
General Grievous’, Ventress’, and Cody’s first appearances
Commander Skywalker
A squad of badass ARC troopers not belonging to any battalion in particular
The Mon Cala arc but very condensed (starring shirtless Kit Fisto ofc)
Medieval jousting droids (?)
Obi-wan wearing clone trooper armor and his Jedi robes
How Ventress became Dooku’s apprentice and got her red lightsabers
Capes
Anakin and Ventress’ first fight, on Yavin 4, in the rain
Ki-adi Mundi’s padawan literally being Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Anakin being knighted by Yoda and Padme keeping his padawan braid
Anakin eating live bugs
Anakin getting tribal tattoos from leeches
Wat Tambor walking like a normal person instead of rolling around
Wat Tambor experimenting on Nelvaan warriors and turning them into giant cyborg rat people
Anakin getting his second prosthetic arm
Grievous kidnapping Palpatine and Windu crushing his chest during their escape, causing his coughing problem
Ending with the Battle of Coruscant
Overall, pretty cool
Rewatched The Phantom Menace
And May The Force
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