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Session tomorrow…need evil things to do to my players.
It’s session 2 but I am too excited
My players: we’re bored, we’re gonna do a non canon session!
My players 10 minutes later:
“I LOVE YOU”
“MY BACK IS BROKEN”
“I WANT +5 CHARISMA”
“THE PHONES EXPLODED?!?!?”
“THE SHIP NEEDS TO BE CANON”
“AAAA”
Happy April fools : )
Me: hey guys! Surprise session today
Player: oh sorry I can’t be ther-
*Player has been banned*
Me: anyone else?
I told my players they would be getting a bag of holding but told them the quality would be decided on my mood,
They panicked.
So bad.
Please yall I need bwrbarian names quick
Me showing the dm my player: this is monstrosity she is a very happy barbarian and was raised by her mother and father Hilda and wrug and she’s very happy
The dm: let’s destroy her
Me: WAIT WHAT
This is monstrosity she is a idiot who loves dogs and she is banned from every therapy place on earth because she steals therapy dogs
Dm: aren’t barbarians supposed to be destruc-
NO!!
Please everyone I’m dnd deprived as my players won’t reply. If you have any online campaigns PLS invite me gaghhh
Me: “it’s your turn, on another failed attempt of breaking down the door.”
Them: “I do a backflip to cheer myself up.”
Me: “you do a-just roll for dexterity.”
Them: “18?”
Me: “you do the backflip and wasted your turn. Are you happy?”
Them: “I actually wanted to fail to make (pc) suffer”
Yes, I love my players, why would I not?
Meanwhile:
14.05.24
#Mira-Marathon | Dungeon Meshi
Manga Name: Dungeon Meshi [Delicious in Dungeon] (2014); Total chapters: 122 chapters; Author: Ryoko Kui; Artist: Ryoko Kui; Publisher: Yen Press, Enterbrain; Genre/Tags: Drama, Comedy, Adventure, Supernatural, Seinen, Fantasy, Demons, Cooking, Beast People, Magic, Monsters, Elves, Brother and Sister, Magical Creatures, Dragons, Dungeons, Melee Weapons, Wizards/Mages;
"Dungeon Meshi" is a unique manga about the adventures of a group of adventurers in dungeons, combining fantasy, comedy and cooking. It attracts with its world, humor, depth of characters and interesting stories. I recommend it for fans of these genres.
My rating: 10/10
I GOT THE TEACHER RUNNING THE CLUB TO NAME OUR DND CLUB "DUNGEONS, DUNGEONS AND MORE DUNGEONS" /SRS
"Ilya lowered his eyes. He felt stupid and ridiculous, looking at the flowers in his hands. All determination seemed to dissipate, his heart was beating somewhere in his throat.
– Death has looked at me and turned away so many times that I feel like I’m not even worthy of her.
– And that’s why you went up to the sacrifice, like a lamb to the slaughter? You are persistent. So, you smell of incense. Have you been to the temple?
– Yes, Quaestor.
– With your martyr eyes, this suits you well, Doctor №069."
© "Nec Deus intersit"
Art by: Wasteofplace/Chilledoutbeast
meh, not too impressed with this one. reminds me of cheap Panda Express fried food.
Ford Pines is old man cute
In the Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons episode after Dipper and him get transported into the game and Dipper comments on his tunic, Ford gets surprised too!
he’s like “what??? 😯” AHHH I LOVE HIM
Dark fate
La Bastille, 1572.