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Klaus Mikaelson in S05E06 “What, Will, I, Have, Left”
highlights of the only affc chapter jon appears in, which i just read:
-everyone complaining about jon being a dick and sams like you guys are just mad he got a real job and then jon’s kind of a dick and sam’s like 😦
-jon sucks he never hangs out with us anymore he just bosses me around and hits shit with his stupid sword we miss him :(
-aftermath of the jon gilly baby swap “discussion” and jon’s clearly like ok that’s me done being a heinous cunt for today this part will be easy sams going to love going to college but then sam also starts freaking out and jons like what is your PROBLEM!!!!!!!!
-it’s your stupid fault i’m in stupid charge so now you have to deal with it go do autopsies NO MORE negative self talk I WILL KNOW
-“your evil bird drew blood” “ok what do you want me to do about that.”
-just straight up being like i want to fuckin kill the lannisters. anyway the nights watch takes no part or whatever. hope they eat shit and die
-he truly has the bearing of a man who was screaming into a pillow mere seconds before someone entered the room and is going to resume screaming as soon as they leave
-gilly kind of chewing him out on the way out the door and jon’s like :\ ok and sams like well that’s none of my business
-pull your hood up you have snowflakes melting in your hair 😭😭😭😭
Favourite Character Meme
↳ Three Emotions: [1/3] Vexation (n). → The state of being annoyed, frustrated, or worried.
my cat made sure i followed him to a closet in the garden where we store the food for stray cats, then made me put another bowl beside the two other ones full with dry food bc he didnt want to eat from the other ones while three other cats i dont know looked at him
Leras: I'm sorry Kelsier but in a few moments you will pass into the Beyond, I cannot save you.
Kelsier, eyeing the Well: Well, first of all, through Investiture all things are possible, so jot that down.
We never talk about Luxiere (if I spelled that right) and how much of a grimmey ass bitch he fuckin is. Funky goofy goober ass cunt of a bitch Lux is, I hate that boy for those emails
if i say what i’m thinking…. think i’d be put in a psych ward
“Hi, how are you?”
“Oh my god!”
“‘Oh my god, oh my god.’ Don’t say my name, I'm right here.”
