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Peter: Andrew, did you eat my gummy worms

Andrew: and your gay bacon yea

Peter, cocking a gun: so you have chosen death.

Tobey: How did you get a gun??? I will just buy you more gay bacon Ohmyfucking-

[Spider-man meeting Deadpool for first time]

Peter: mr wade sir, why do you wear a red suit?

Wade, delighted: So bad guys don’t see me bleed!!!

Peter, vibrating with excitement: omg are you on your p e r i o d ?

Tobey: I can’t believe Mr. Harrington gave you a D on that last test. You’re a top student, how do you get a D?

Andrew: he answered half the questions, told Mr. Harrington the test was stupid, burped, then left.

Tobey:

Peter: and that’s not worth a D+? ,,,,I smell t r a n s p h o b i a,,,,,