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I'm sorry, WHAT?!?!?
At this point I'm just gonna say it: Can anyone please give me a complete list of confirmed unproduced NT episodes?
So you know the whole song and dance with the timeline where Paul is cloned a bunch?
What if after finding out about it, Tinky tried desperately to find and/or create one where Ted was cloned instead?
One timeline, unlimited Teddy Bears!







RIP to the CCRP scientists.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (2)
Forever and Always
The fact that at least this version of Hidgens can legal officiate weddings.
Sylvia, seriously, we need to talk about this character more.
The shitty fan metaphor.
Paul refuses to live a life without cheese.
"It's the cheapest place in town without bed bugs, it wasn't rocket science, Ema."
"She doesn't love you!" "WHO KNOWS I JUST MET HIM, HE SEEMS ALRIGHT!"
Corey, on mute, dabbing his eye with a hankie at the ending like he did at the beginning.
Time Bastard
Hidgens is in some way utensiphilic and has somehow had relations with Siri, also, this was enough to make TED uncomfortable.
Jeff being the best Tinky (fight me)
The fact that the future CCRP never considered the fact that people would want to screw a perfectly obedient artificial humanoid that could look like anyone (This might actually be the most unrealistic Hatchetfield thing ever)
Joey's overall extra hammy performance this episode.
Nick's unique ending narration that almost gives the vibe that Tinky is the one telling the story.
Spankoffski nation come get your food!!!!
Since Tinky used visions of Jenny to manipulate Ted, he would take advantage of any timeline where Ted dies before Pete to create visions of Ted to manipulate Pete, or just torment him and drive him insane.
Have fun using this idea (:
Congealed Macaroni Cube
WHAT IS THIS ITEM CALLED

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