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Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (1)
The Hatchetfield Ape-Man
the British accents
Joey staying in character as Konk while muted pre-twist
Hidgens hating the British (seriously, this feels like something we need to talk about more)
"It's hopeless, Ted. You never learned how to yes-and!"
Jeff portraying Chumby as an actual ape-man by putting on a fuzzy vest that matches his hair color
Watcher World
Watcher World has a snack literally called eye candy, I want it.
All of Blinky's park characters, just, they're all so good.
Blinky's sniggles living in pure agony even compared to other sniggles.
The Papa Sniggle glasses.
Quiplash being described as a teen aphrodisiac
Madam Iris gets a distinct mention from the other park characters.
Blinky taking a moment aside from his murder plot to kiss Bill and tell him he loves him.
barker!Blinky being the objectively best Blinky voice.
"And Blinky can't stand this contrived sappy-dappy bullshit!" <- me when I'm watching something and no one's died in a while
James miming the gooey blood gushing from Blinky's wound.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (2)
Forever and Always
The fact that at least this version of Hidgens can legal officiate weddings.
Sylvia, seriously, we need to talk about this character more.
The shitty fan metaphor.
Paul refuses to live a life without cheese.
"It's the cheapest place in town without bed bugs, it wasn't rocket science, Ema."
"She doesn't love you!" "WHO KNOWS I JUST MET HIM, HE SEEMS ALRIGHT!"
Corey, on mute, dabbing his eye with a hankie at the ending like he did at the beginning.
Time Bastard
Hidgens is in some way utensiphilic and has somehow had relations with Siri, also, this was enough to make TED uncomfortable.
Jeff being the best Tinky (fight me)
The fact that the future CCRP never considered the fact that people would want to screw a perfectly obedient artificial humanoid that could look like anyone (This might actually be the most unrealistic Hatchetfield thing ever)
Joey's overall extra hammy performance this episode.
Nick's unique ending narration that almost gives the vibe that Tinky is the one telling the story.
It happens when Bill wins the plushie in the strength test game, Blinky (as the barker) says he's proud, kisses him on the cheek and says he loves Bill
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (1)
The Hatchetfield Ape-Man
the British accents
Joey staying in character as Konk while muted pre-twist
Hidgens hating the British (seriously, this feels like something we need to talk about more)
"It's hopeless, Ted. You never learned how to yes-and!"
Jeff portraying Chumby as an actual ape-man by putting on a fuzzy vest that matches his hair color
Watcher World
Watcher World has a snack literally called eye candy, I want it.
All of Blinky's park characters, just, they're all so good.
Blinky's sniggles living in pure agony even compared to other sniggles.
The Papa Sniggle glasses.
Quiplash being described as a teen aphrodisiac
Madam Iris gets a distinct mention from the other park characters.
Blinky taking a moment aside from his murder plot to kiss Bill and tell him he loves him.
barker!Blinky being the objectively best Blinky voice.
"And Blinky can't stand this contrived sappy-dappy bullshit!" <- me when I'm watching something and no one's died in a while
James miming the gooey blood gushing from Blinky's wound.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (4)
Honey Queen
Roman being a great villain
"You don't need him to cheat for you, you can cheat for yourself!" I love Gerald
Malone, seriously, how is this guy not more popular, a slovenly private detective played by Joey with a joisey accent? That's amazing!
The FOX news joke
Homeless Ted as "Mr. Broadly"
Honestly, all the songs.
Nick!Hidgens (Nick-dgens?)
Whatever the voice is Corey did for that audience member
Linda being the only person who can actually keep Hidgens in check.
"I'll kick his ass, you kick hers, love you" Have I mentioned that I love Gerald.
The quality of the twist reveal with Nibbly, seriously.