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Me feeling like I'm just being lazy and wasting my time:

Sitting all day.

Listening to music at every waking hour.

Getting high.

Watching videos.

Talking online.

Eating copious amounts of pasta.

Drinking sugary beverages. Taking an ungodly amount of baths.

Not bothering to get dressed afterward and sleeping in my towel.

Sleeping for several hours longer than I 'should'. "I need to stop"

Hermes taking care of me/us/the body:

Resting (sitting).

Listening to music.

Getting high.

Watching funny videos.

Talking to friends.

Eating available food (pasta).

Drinking happy drinks (honey and coffee).

Taking even more baths.

Staying in bed even longer than we're asleep so we can love our cat. "It's okay, darling, live in the moment! Enjoy yourself! We have all the time in the world, be at rest"

Designs I’ve seen for Hermes so far:

- otherworldly being radiating power and energy, a form of something no longer a human but an outside shell for what it truly is

- disco man

- whore

Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.

Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).

Him: I know.

Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).

Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.

I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.

THE SEQUEL OF ME BEING GAY AND MY BROTHER NOT HEARING RIGHT.

Him: Why haven't you been asking for the Xbox? (not my house so since he's the only resident who plays, it lives in his room, but I take it at night sometimes since I'm a nocturnal bitch 🤍).

Me: I've been focused on other things. Like men.

Him: What so I'm not a man?

Me: ?????????????? Uh.... uhm.... not a man I'm interested in falling in love with????????????

Him: ??????

Me: ????????????????????????????????

Him: I'm not gay?????

Me: I said I'm focusing on men and you said "so I'm not a man?" what are you- what- what do you mean????

Him: I THOUGHT YOU SAID LIKE A MAN. A MAN.

Me: OH.

Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.

Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).

Him: I know.

Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).

Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.

I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.

Eurylochus really hit him with the “But we’ll die 🥺” after everything he did. Love him for that.

paris: haha i just shot you diomedes!!

diomedes:

diomedes: what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the sack of thebes, and i been involved in numerous secret raids on the thracian forces, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and i am the top spearman in the entire achaean army. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the battlefield? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the troad and your face is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you’re fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the achaean army and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this plain, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you’re fucking dead, kiddo.

don’t get me wrong, i love patroclus/achilles as a relationship, but the gayest part of the iliad to me will forever be at the end of book 10 when diomedes and odysseus return from the night raid, take a bath together, and then spend an entire line just….rubbing oil into themselves

need people to stop "uwu baby boy"-ing Polites

that man killed people

that fake uncited article that claimed odysseus was said to have hetrochromia in antiquity (he was not) led me down a rabbit hole of attempting to find any source on odysseus' eye color at all, only to discover there is none, which i find utterly hilarious given the repeated descriptions of his physical appearance. homer said "don't ask me the color of nothing he has MASSIVE TITS and THUNDER THIGHS. ive never looked him in the eyes in my life"

You underestimate how much I expect myself to perform (/silly)

Also, @funnier-as-a-system

there is no audience to perform for,

there is just you

fictive culture is "am i Headcanoning things or are these Memories?"

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Epic if Odysseus had kept the braincell he had in the trojan war

I didn't expect much comedy from The Iliad but Book V has me cracking up.

I mean don't get me wrong, there was a lot of bloodshed and violence. The whole chapter was a battle scene. But the end though. Ares just can't get a break 😂😂😂.

I mean first Aphrodite's mother references Ares getting trapped in a fucking vase for thirteen months (Thanatos was far luckier when Sisyphus bound and trapped him because the gods don't hate him) which is already funny as is since I'm familiar with that story.

But then Ares gets stabbed and complains to Zeus about Athena inciting Diomedes and his response to "father I've been stabbed, please control your daughter" is "shut up, I hate you and I regret that you were ever even born" geez dude. "You're just like your mother and if you had any other father I'd let you die from this wound."

It's so devastating but honestly I find it so funny.

Also a side note — I waited like two or three days to actually start reading the story after getting home with the book because the preface (version I have access to was translated by Samuel Butler) took me out but despite the preface (written in English in 1898) being confusing as fuck I am understanding the actual story.

Sure it's flowery and long and complicated but honestly I speak not too far off half the time. But "they did not lard a crib with Chaucerisms and think that they were translating" is not something I understand at all what the fuck are you talking about sir.

He kept talking about the Elizabethan translations and I honestly can't tell if he hates them or respects them. The results are inconclusive because his wording was too flowery to understand — far more flowery than the epic poetry of a 7-5th century BCE Greek poet.

and they were tentmates

YES THE SEQUEL I'M LITERALLY SO SCARED.

We already have fictives of modern versions of three of them, plus I'm dating them, plus the main one I'm dating I'm wanting to worship the factual counterpart of.

I've got Hypnos assuring me Hermes won't care about the fictives and in-sys relationships and I've got Apollo assuring me he doesn't care if I introject him (whether separately or myself, as a mixtive) but I'm still Struggling.

Also what is clairaudience? I'm not familiar with that term. /gq

(Also hi I'm OP, this is my personal blog.)

Old art

! not tsoa, hades game, or anything other than Homer's Iliad and my imagination.

If I see one more person say "sirens aren't like that in the Greek mythology" I'm going to explode.

POLITES DIDN'T DIE IN THE CYCLOPS CAVE

ZEUS DIDN'T GAVE ODYSSEUS A CHOICE AS TO WHETHER HE OR HIS CREW DIED.

ODYSSEUS DID NOT LEAVE CIRCE'S ISLAND ALIVE BY CRYING ABOUT HIS WIFE AND HOW MUCH HE MISSES HER.

POSEIDON WAS NOT AFRAID OF SCYLLA.

AND ODYSSEUS DID NOT READ THE LIPS OF THE SIREN.

Epic is not 100% faithful to The Odyssey, there are events that even happen out of order and Jay has said so. So don't come to me with "that's not how it is in the book" for a detail, it's like they heard that piece of information somewhere and didn't release it

(I'm angry with those who criticize the animators)

(OP) WE NEVER REALISED THAT OMS.

We were into Be More Chill long before syscovery. Probably even before we were plural (the second time).

But holy shit you're so right, I can't believe we haven't thought of BMC long enough to realise that, wow.

submitting a bunch of one-liners at once :3 you get no context >:3

[pt: WHERE IS HE

WHERE DID HE GO

WHERE IS THE WALRUS]

[pt: no one:

William slipping into front: I'm just gonna sit here. and watch you.]

[pt: I've decided I'm an anarchist and we should kill the president]

[pt: well we're definitely hotter than the last time I fronted]

[pt: dude I literally did convert someone to femboyity /pos

yes femboyity is a word now lmao

or femboyism

or gender non confirmisn

wait gender noncomformity is actually a word lnak

lmao]

[pt: yassing and slaying in this channel

that was a very important convo I had with myself btw]

[pt: high school is a hormone bin]

[pt: btw unrelated but i feel toxins in my throat haha whoops]

We have someone who watches sometimes (it was one time but it was very notable because it was sitting in the bushes. there are no bushes...). It intends to be creepy about it.

Also SQUIP SPOTTED. My stars we used to be OBSESSED with BMC.

The best way to explain to someone what it’s like to be an Epic the Musical fan listening to the Thunder Saga is to inform them that the most cheerful song in the saga is called Suffering