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11 months ago

this tweet asking for crazy phan theories combined with all the “new era” talk and the “how open is the door going to be” talk. its so over for us 💀

phil has blown the door off of its hinges and is now scouring for survivors


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10 months ago

I get so happy when my neurotypical friend headcannons characters with ADHD. I've taught her well 😌 Anyways, she said Rich Goranski has ADHD the other day and I was like "YES-". Do I have much evidence? No. The evidence is; "Because I said so." hehehehe


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1 year ago

Leo knows how to handle hair semi well and it like surprises everyone because he just doesn't bother to try


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2 years ago

dunno if ive ever said this but i love the idea that remus was james' gay awakening and first kiss... like third/fourth/fifth year when remus suddenly shot up and got taller and broader, sirius wasnt the only one thirsting- like at some point in those three years jamie made out with remus, or anyone, frankly, for the first time and realised oh shit im bi- and remus 100% didnt mind any of this like welp thats cool glad i could help-


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11 months ago

What if the reason Ratio is so on the offensive around everyone is because as a kid he or his emotions were never taken seriously so he stopped trying to be open and vulnerable with anyone since it'd always end embarassingly. If he was a "mature for your age" type and had big academic achievements as a young kid (which are reasonable assumptions tho we dont know his backstory) it would make sense. His assertiveness would also make sense if he has to use everything he had in order to be heard


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11 months ago

amab/masc readers never feel scared to send an ask ! i loave writing mlm:)

HOWEVER i will most likely only write male readers for other male characters or like transmasc reader x ashley or claire! the only strictly wlw character i write for is jill:)


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1 year ago

Can i request bones characters and their pets headcannons?

OMG YES OF COURSE YOU CAN

Brennen

She’s against pets in general but if she had to pick one she’d choose a monkey

But after researching it and realizing she doesn’t have the adequate amount of time to care for one she lets booth get a dog

Has to be one that’s known for its intelligence tho

Booth

A dog man through and through

Specifically a high energy breed he can take for runs

Also likes to play fetch with it

Teaches it tricks

Constantly gets lectures from Brennen every time he says they have the smartest dog

Wants to let it lay in the bed but Brennen says no

He sneaks the dog up after she goes to sleep sometimes

Wendell

I bet you’re thinking dog huh?

Yeah you’re right

He has a American pitbull terrier he adores

Buys her sweaters for the winter

Takes her out to those dog friendly restaurants to play with Booth’s dog while they hang out

Cam

Cat lady 100%

Either a Siamese or a hairless cat

Spoils it with toys and treats, but makes sure it stays at a healthy weight

When no one is around she speaks to it in a baby voice

Arastoo

A cat he found at his local shelter

He doesn’t know what kind of cat it is

Has to take allergy pills because he developed an allergy after he already was attached

Sweets

A hermit crab he keeps in his office

Gets an artist friend to paint new shells based on sci fi movies he likes

Before he picked a name he was calling it buddy, which just kinda stuck

Angela

Likes many animals, but not keeping them

Only got one after Michael-Vincent kept begging

Ended up getting a hedge hog

It curls up in her lap while she paints or draws

Hodgins

Has the hedgehog with Angela obviously

He lets sit on his shoulder when relaxing

Built it a fucking MASSIVE enclosure in their house

This lil thing has so much to play with it’s insane

After a year or two of owning the hedgehog, he convinces Angela to get a tortoise

Who he also spoils

Zack

He bought a beta fish one day bc he thought a pet would make him less lonely but he was scared of all the other species at the pet store

He named it Archimedes

Originally just had it in a glass bowl

Bought it a proper tank after Hodgins explained how bad that is

Hodgins also went with him to pick out things it could hide in

Daisy

Honestly I’m not really sure

Maybe a hamster when she was young

But never got another pet after it died bc she was so sad

Loves Lance’s little hermit crab though

Says hi to it every time she stops by his office

Fisher

An iguana

He brought him into work once and cam made him put it in Hodgins’ bug room

Takes it for walks

It wears a black spiked collar with its leash

Vincent

He has two ferrets and and a set of Guinea pigs

Talks to them for hours telling them all the facts that pop into his head

Carries the ferrets around his body (neck, shoulders, arms, etc)

Talks about them like they are his human children


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1 year ago

do i give off oldest, middle, or youngest child energy (alternatively only child) i'm trying to prove a point


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2 years ago

un headcannon que yo tengo sobre regulus y sirius, es que además de hablar francés también aprendieron otras lenguas romances de chicos, corte italiano u español, específicamente con acento rioplatense y puedo imaginarlos peleando en español solamente porque tiene insultos más fuertes 💀

seguramente usarían insultos tipo;

hijo de puta

la recalcada concha de tu madre

la puta que te pario

aborto mal hecho

y hay mejores🤠


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1 year ago

hey guys i think alex would like ultrakill


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1 year ago

headcanon that alex would drink la croix and their favorite would be the hi-biscus one


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