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D is beautiful…
But sadly I.Cant.Draw.Him.and.His.Beauty😭 ☹️
My episode 7-8 wishlist:
That is it, that is my wishlist.
(say hi to my new PFP)
Tsuun: *laying out an array of photos like wares from a medieval marketplace* What will it be today, my dear? The hunk, the tomboy, or the pretty man?
Me: I dunno, surprise me
@tsuunytsuun I am so sorry
how is this so accurate???? i feel called out about gojo and my obsession with other white-haired characters ahhhhhhh
(hi megumi, nanami, choso, and sukuna)
Calling out jjk simps
Well hello everyone, this has to be the most random post I've made but here's the things I've noticed about each jjk simp.
Aot version here
Disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only and shouldn't be taken to heart, what I say is meant to be taken as a joke and not offend anyone.
Yuuji simps: You guys are just like him a ball of sunshine, honestly most optimistic people ever and full of energy but also very delusional, like come on we all know there won't be a happy ending in this one, I know you hope there will be but you have to come to terms with it someday. You know every Britney song by heart.
Megumi simps: In a world where everyone wants his father you choose him (or you want both, I won't judge), either you guys have the same fuck my life energy or you're actually friendly and kind, it's the fucked up hair isn't it? Also you spend longer than you should imagining what it would be like to walk his dogs with him or playing fetch with them. MCR Stan.
Nanami simps: You guys have taste, either you have your life together or it's complete chaos but you crave stability. Daddy issues, but you actually know what's good for you, pretty sure you'd want him to be a stay at home husband. If you're a manga reader I'm sorry, I won't roast you you actually make good decisions.
Toji simps: DADDY ISSUES, but you're also self distractive. Everything about him screams run but y'all ignore every red flag just because he's a badass dilf, he'd scam you out of every cent you own, he'd probably lose your house gambling and you'd still do anything for him, you deserve better. He's hella hot tho same. Also you scare me and every time I open tik tok it gets worse
Sukuna simps: ISSUES, straight up, y'all possessive as fuck, you probably change your appearance and rebrand yourself every week. If toji simps ignore red flags you're colour blind. You don't want him to change for you, you like him just the way he is, murderous with 4 arms and all. You get upset when someone says "he's yuuji with tattoos". Addictive personality. You like degrading others, but you wanna be degraded. You probably simp for someone else junichi suwabe voices.
Gojo simps: Lord have mercy, nothing actually gives you serotonin as much as gojo taking his blindfold off and saying domain expansion. I just know you want him to beat you up like you were jogo. No, you can't fix him, btw how's your obsession with white haired characters going? we both know he ain't the only one. The only music you listen to is labelled 'a gojo satoru playlist' or 'god complex playlist'.
Geto simps: honestly, I really like you you're the chillest, y'all pretty and not over the top also you keep quiet a lot WHERE ARE YOU ALL GETO SIMPS HAVE MY HEART. Firm believer that the back is the sexiest part of the body for obvious reasons, you're a - ok being called a monkey, anything for master geto.
Choso simps: I actually lied before, you're the chillest of all, another group that knows what's healthy for you, he'd treat you right, I can't roast you. Probably goth fashion, either stoner rock or metal enjoyer.
Naoya simps: I KNOW THIS ISNT YOU, LOOK AT ME, YOURE BETTER THAN THIS, I KNOW YOU THE REAL YOU.
RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHFHDJDKD
thought that was a cropped jacket and also that is canon
(Do I just search them up???)
Lol
@ask-the-rag-dolly MOD BEE I'M NOT IN LOVE YOU ARE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONETO MEEEEE-
SCREW MINECRAFT!!!! DOG MAN MOVIE TRALER!!!!!!!!!
I have a confession to make. I am a Petey simp.😳😳😳😍😍😍
YOO CHECK OUT MY NEW WALLPAPER!!!
And!...
Iconic flat tail!!!!
AND HE ONLY HAS TWO WISKERS IN A FEW PARTS!!!!!!!
petey was always my favourite in the books. bro has such a sad backstory..
OH MY GOD YES!!! HE'S NOT A 'BAD GUY' JUST TRAUMATIZED AND MISUNDERSTOOD AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT SHOWN IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!
😭😭😭
ur not weird vro im a simp too 💀
Yes! I'm not alone! :D
OMFG I JUST WANT TO THANK THE DEAD BY DAYLIGHT CHARACTER CREATORS BECAUSE THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID TO US HONGJOONG STANS WHO PLAY, BRUH EVEN NON KPOP STANS LOVE THIS CHARACTER
Is this what it feels like to be in love
*looks at 🗡️* *walks out*
people who think in-sys dating isn't valid are funny to me..... i can't love the fractured parts of my identity? cmon man, what CAN i do with them???
SHIGARAKI FANFIC BASED ON THIS SONG CHAPTER 1 COMING SOON BECAUSE THIS SHIT HIT DEEP
shigaraki and y/n are taken in by all for one, platonically and illegally married at age 15 until all for one is arrested and the only thing they have for comfort is each other until the heavens burns down to the ground with every so called 'angel' in it