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How dare you reblog this and not share the fantrolls.
I demand the lore
hi idk if you like to hear other peoples headcanons so if you dont pls ignore but i want to talk to SOMEONE about my silly purpleblood headcanon
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alright so; face paint. i dont particularly like the "every purpleblood is a clown" thing (but if you do then hell yeah go off love is real) as it kinda limits the character variety of that caste, but i DO like the face paint as a detail so ive settled with this: i headcanon that the face paint purples are prone to wear is not a Clown thing nor a Cult thing, but a cultural thing. all (or most) purplebloods wear a coat of face paint to symbolically conceal themselves. showing your bare face to someone youre not close/in a quadrant with is seen as a taboo in purpleblood cultures. additionally, letting a quadantmate/close friend see ones face is probably the biggest sign of trust a purple can do (depending on how they feel about the tradition). and having them HELP WASH IT OFF??? ough, now thats /tender/.
I need you to understand that I am ABSOLUTELY FERAL over this idea and it goes perfect with an older headcanon thing I did a while back
Here: https://www.tumblr.com/morsartis/639719797773549568/hey-your-writing-was-awesome-ive-just?source=share
AND LISTEN- LISTEN-
NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING ME YOUR OWN HEADCANONS I LOVE THAT SHIT.
God okay but like, the TENDERNESS??? Of washing off your big purples paint??? The damn SWEETNESS and TRUST of being allowed to help them apply it in the mornings???
NO ONE TOUCH ME IM NOT OKAY
EDIT: YES! Yes I love talking about other peoples headcanons! TALK TO ME ABOUT THE HEAD CANONS-
HONEY NO.
IDK HOW BAD TUA S4 WAS (except from the complaints ive been seeing on my feed) BUT DO NOT MANIFEST THE DOWNFALL OF ARCANE.
OR I WILL CRY.
AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT /hjk- kinda----
guys fuuuuck what if arcane s2 is as bad as tua s4
CAMERON GET AWAY FROM MY MANNNN!!! π‘ π
I just got reminded that Eret is canonically somehow related to Herobrine
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It really is 2012 Minecraft all over again isnβt it? XD /j
Pride is over get back in the hell closet
This you?
One of these days, the cops are going to find your body in a river.
Hyperandrogenism caused me to have arm hair for the first time in my life.
My thoughts:
WHAT THE SHIT AND FUCK!?!?!?
No because let me get this straight
I can't fall asleep because I normally rest my head on my arm and now there are hairs up my nose and shit
So then I SHAVE THAT GARBAGE and then it's all??? Prickly??????? Why did that happen to me, it doesn't happen on legs, why did it happen to my arms, why am I being needled with tiny hair stomps????
What in she shit, trans men watch out, testosterone is a scam
Unless it doesn't happen to anyone else in which case fuck this shit idk what I did to deserve this